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'Desi' fighter is one step closer to joining Air Force


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Ramdev baba
Powered by Nano!
by Ramdev baba on Jan 11, 2011 09:53 AM  | Hide replies

This is a great 10th generation aircraft powered by Nano engine! Although the plane is 10th generation, the engine was built in the 70s. That is the speciality of this fighter, and believe me it can fight... with eagles, hummingbird etc.

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Ramdev baba
Re: Powered by Nano!
by Ramdev baba on Jan 11, 2011 10:01 AM
Forgot to mention an improvement... only one exhaust! Now can you beat that???

It took 30 years to assemble this plane. The solid maintenance crew has been trained to fix any problem with the Nano engines in a few days notice. These engineers have been supplied by Rotten Tata (apprentices working at Tata). News has been leaked by Wikileaks that all super powers of the world are shivering this morning and thinking how they can take on this fighter. Indian military strategists have decided to put pictures of this fighter in all websites to scare them even further. CNN is reporting that Obama has decided to reverse the H1 fee increases after this Nano-Class fighter took to the skies. BBC is reporting that both Britian and Italy will return the looted wealth in less than 24 hours after this giant roared to the skies. Gandhiji would have been proud.

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Jateen Panjwani
Re: Re: Powered by Nano!
by Jateen Panjwani on Jan 11, 2011 10:04 AM
Check your sources first, the plan to make the LCA started in the mid eighties. The engine is from GM.

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Ramdev baba
Re: Re: Re: Powered by Nano!
by Ramdev baba on Jan 11, 2011 10:10 AM
No, you are wrong... This is a Nano class fighter made from Tata Nano engines. The vision for this magnificent fighter was laid by our first gunda PM Smt Indira Gandh1. Reagan immediately called her (because he was scared) to call off this project, but Mrs Gandhi did not budge. Now that is courage. Then subsequent American presidents have put extensive pressure on the chunawala PM Rajeev Gandh1 but even he did not budge. We went on. Although he took some commission of our hard earned tax Rs, but that is besides the point. It is reported by CNN that Reagan had a heart attack when he heard that this top-class fighter was not scraped. And here we are today. The Indian military is itching to take this fighter to air shows around the world but are afraid that if a pilot defects then this great technology will no longer remain solely Indian. Get your facts right, man. I am waiting to hear the gigantic soar of this 10th generation fighter.

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hillary desouza
Maruti 800
by hillary desouza on Jan 11, 2011 09:18 AM

It looks lke Maruti 800 with wings.Hope it can fly.

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geqgewv
get rid of the DRDO
by geqgewv on Jan 11, 2011 08:39 AM  | Hide replies

this is a scam to rob the nation. Why are we not questioning what this incompetent POS has accomplished in the last 30 years? They spent billions trying to develop the Kaveri engine but could not even make ONE test filght. then theyimported the French Scnema engine and calling it the Kaveri engine. Even that failed. Now shamelessly they imported 99 American engines.

This plane even has its cockpit imported.

(it seems Congress imports all its cockpits - if you get it.....)

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Navjeevan Das
Re: get rid of the DRDO
by Navjeevan Das on Jan 11, 2011 09:07 AM
Dear .....,
u can fill what u r above addressing. It is not a question of any orgnsn. or political party. It is our junk society andthe refugees everywhereotbuild our nation. V in india give Tech. edun. to our kid for years above metriculation. for what? only to get an MBA and do the Meticuulates job in an office/ at the most to be a beurocrat like all cowards in all areas of our admn. in IAS/IFS/IRS/OR SO. tO USE THE ANALYTICAL INTELLEGENCE TO ESCAPE THE TAXATION BY -- & -- AND ON OUR CROOK BUSINESS CLASS.
nO WHERE IN THE UNIVERSEE OUR BUSNESS CLASS WERE RESPECTED FOR THEIR INTEGRITY.
now pls. come out of ur shell and tell me,who u r. And who is at fault?


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Ramdev baba
Important question!
by Ramdev baba on Jan 11, 2011 08:25 AM  | Hide replies

Because this has been built by the Indian Govt (mainly Congress regime), the most important question is if this has a ejection seat!!!!

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Navjeevan Das
Re: Important question!
by Navjeevan Das on Jan 11, 2011 09:10 AM
Pls. read the above commend also , my friend.

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Ramdev baba
Re: Re: Important question!
by Ramdev baba on Jan 11, 2011 09:20 AM
I couldn't get your point. Please improve your communication skills and then restate your point.

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Navjeevan Das
Re: Re: Re: Important question!
by Navjeevan Das on Jan 11, 2011 09:26 AM
simple. we make M.Techs, only to do baabus in office or a crook munim. ok it is clear.

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Ramdev baba
Re: Re: Re: Re: Important question!
by Ramdev baba on Jan 11, 2011 09:36 AM
Now that's better! Simplicity is the essence of beauty, my friend.

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Navjeevan Das
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Important question!
by Navjeevan Das on Jan 11, 2011 09:49 AM
our problem is that we r all beuticians, fleshmongers and pleasure seekers from nehrus age.
That is why, baba, v just look at fleshy refugees and foreigners.
Not on wholly Indians.
Now Soniaji is not that fleshy or refugee. so v all shout at her, whether she did good or bad. after all she is only a bahu, not to be treated as our family person,our erstwhile tradition.


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geqgewv
who are we fooling
by geqgewv on Jan 11, 2011 08:23 AM

China just built a STEALTH fighter and we are assembling this Mig 21 replacement from american parts. Our strategy is to keep lining the politicians pockets with junk projects like this and pray we never have a war.

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socrates singh
good show
by socrates singh on Jan 11, 2011 08:12 AM

Good show HAL. I hope this is just the beginning of many locally made fighter aircraft. It's about time we in India made much of our own military hardware.



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Sunit Kumar
With corrected Language: Just how much is home made?
by Sunit Kumar on Jan 11, 2011 03:21 AM  | Hide replies

1. If Engines are from GE, did we make the outside PATRA ?
2. Did it take 26 years to develop the flight code software ?
either it was delayed by the corrupt Government and Military officials or we are superbly useless !!!



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secret
Re: With corrected Language: Just how much is home made?
by secret on Jan 11, 2011 03:39 AM
Patra also have to have a lot of properties. But you being a rocket scientist, will not understand that.

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Sunit Kumar
Just how is home made ?
by Sunit Kumar on Jan 11, 2011 02:37 AM  | Hide replies

1. If Engines are from GE, did we make the outside PATRA ?
2. Did it take 26 years to develop the software so many years ?
either it was subotajed by the corrupt Government and Military officials or we are superbly useless !!!

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Sunit Kumar
Re: Just how is home made ?
by Sunit Kumar on Jan 11, 2011 03:18 AM
Pardon the jargon, but i was very much disappointed with this poor show !!!

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Shiv Singh
Re: Re: Just how is home made ?
by Shiv Singh on Jan 11, 2011 08:34 AM
you are a stupid fool who knows nothing.
manouvering of flight, its flight controls , and fighting software are more complex than engine and anyway new kaveri engine is being developed which will replace the current one.

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Herry
Re: Just how is home made ?
by Herry on Jan 11, 2011 03:17 AM
We should say 1st India Assembled fighter jet.

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Sunit Kumar
Re: Re: Just how is home made ?
by Sunit Kumar on Jan 11, 2011 03:22 AM
You will laugh ur guts out, its assembled on NON retractable TRIPOD !!

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such jano
ALTHOUGH THIS AIRCRAFT IS NOT MUCH USEFUL FOR THE IAF
by such jano on Jan 11, 2011 01:59 AM

And exposes major shortcomings in our indigenous programs and really not that much indegenous as it was once placces, yet this is a step in right direction.

The need is to learn from our mistakes and not try to reinvent the wheel but focus on quick delivery of advance of equipments for our forces bu whatever it takes mindset.

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