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Good ForAll
seems Sonia & Rahul need to take care
by Good ForAll on Aug 21, 2010 12:50 AM  | Hide replies

seems Sonia & Rahul need to take care, no one else, India need to stop over action, go to any pub in
ubai, Delhi and cheap pub in Banglore , u will see what is India is alol about

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Loan Shark
Re: seems Sonia & Rahul need to take care
by Loan Shark on Aug 21, 2010 01:08 AM
smart chenai pubs sell rasam mixed with vodka ... drink too much and you puke vodka and rasam tears your butt

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SaneIndian
CWG should have been held some where else
by SaneIndian on Aug 21, 2010 12:36 AM  | Hide replies

I am not saying this because of poverty that exists in India.

The thing is, Indians dont have any civic sense. They have absolutely no manners what so ever.

SOme of the things that Goras need to remember..
1. Indians pick noses in public. Dont ever shake hands with them.
2.Indians love to urinate in the open(What ever be the reason). Dont be stunned.
3. Dont venture out early in the morning. If you do, be prepared to smell the sh.it in all its natural glory.
4. Wear Gas masks. Pollution is too much.
5. Bring lots of eczema creams. You never know when one might come in handy.
6. Beware of people with skull caps and also chaddiwalas.
7.Dont talk to beggers.
8. The red paint they see on the walls is not blood.
9. Dont wear shorts ladies. Indians will be ogling all day.
10. Yea, carry toilet tissues all the time.

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hihello
Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by hihello on Aug 21, 2010 01:14 AM
@Sane Indian.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuu.we have people from USA talking about civic sense, Barack Obama r u there,listen to SAne Indian.

I do understand USA is in severe crises but why u peoples are comparing ur standards with us at least we do this but the Yankees, they never bath, u will need to have tranquilizer to defuse that BS smell.Yankees speak a lot as that they want every one to know that there has a society full of Idiots & we call it USA.

USA is much ore filthy & dirty than INDIA,get down to chicago,boston ,LA, u can see urself.

Need more comparison u Shitful Yankees.

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Vinay Kumar
Re: Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by Vinay Kumar on Aug 21, 2010 01:21 AM
In the US, even the homeless don't relieve themselves in public.

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Loan Shark
Re: Re: Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by Loan Shark on Aug 21, 2010 01:23 AM
so, where do they reliev themselves?


on your porch!!

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Loan Shark
Re: Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by Loan Shark on Aug 21, 2010 01:18 AM
USA is not in as much crisis as you make it out .... several countries will ki11 for 10% unemployment

if people dont take bath in USA, it's because they live in AC all the time and do not sweat like desies ... when americans workout and swaet, they take a shower

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hihello
Re: Re: Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by hihello on Aug 21, 2010 02:21 PM
@Loanshark.

See the thought process, she is comparing the bath with the AC.Do u a little of a brain,i understand that u r a 2nd class citizen in USA & don't shout that u r not even mani bhowmick says that,don't tell me u don't know mani bhowmick being in USA.

it will be terrible shame on u.

AC's with bath, u r nut case my dear that's why we call u NRI=NOT REQUIRED INDIAN,we don't have a shit thought process like of u.

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hihello
Re: Re: Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by hihello on Aug 21, 2010 01:06 PM
@Loan Shark.

u moron comparing INDIA with USA that got independence way back 17th century & INDIA got 19 th century , so Loan shark now i understand why we call NRI=NOT REQUIRED INDIAN.

AMERICANS SMELL LIKE BS. By the way where do u live in USA, u chimp.

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Vinay Kumar
Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by Vinay Kumar on Aug 21, 2010 01:19 AM
Really? Seriously? Is this true?
1. Indians pick noses in public. Dont ever shake hands with them.
2.Indians love to urinate in the open(What ever be the reason). Dont be stunned.
3. Dont venture out early in the morning. If you do, be prepared to smell the sh.it in all its natural glory.

I've never been to India and if these points are true, well I'll have to think long and hard. I'm utterly disgusted. What would Gandhi think of this?

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Loan Shark
Re: Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by Loan Shark on Aug 21, 2010 01:21 AM
doofus, Gandhi is dead!!

ki11ed in cold blood by RSS

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Vinay Kumar
Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by Vinay Kumar on Aug 21, 2010 01:19 AM
Really? Seriously? Is this true?
1. Indians pick noses in public. Dont ever shake hands with them.
2.Indians love to urinate in the open(What ever be the reason). Dont be stunned.
3. Dont venture out early in the morning. If you do, be prepared to smell the sh.it in all its natural glory.

I've never been to India and if these points are true, well I'll have to think long and hard. I'm utterly disgusted. What would Gandhi think of this?

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Good ForAll
Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by Good ForAll on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM
Also add
Never Talk with Rahul Gandi, smell... he will try to take advantage of u

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tillu
Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by tillu on Aug 21, 2010 01:04 AM
11. Dont venture in rattling public transit, where you will be rubbed by a rod from behind irrespective of your gender
12. Dont take taxi, unless you want to be abandoned in the middle of nowhere with your $$ striped away
13. Dont eat on the streets, its only for indians who can only digest fly infested food
14. Dont be surprised by load shedding(google to understand what that is before you visit India)
15. Best way would be to stay in a 5 star hotel for your entire duration of the vist and watch CWG on TV if you are lucky

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SaneIndian
Re: Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by SaneIndian on Aug 21, 2010 01:05 AM
LOL @ Comment 11.

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hihello
Re: Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by hihello on Aug 21, 2010 01:18 AM
@tillu.

One thing u missed out the best part to have fun.

K_i_c_k in tillu's a_r_s_e.

The fun for that u have not to run & watch TV.

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Vinay Kumar
Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by Vinay Kumar on Aug 21, 2010 01:19 AM
Really? Seriously? Is this true?
1. Indians pick noses in public. Dont ever shake hands with them.
2.Indians love to urinate in the open(What ever be the reason). Dont be stunned.
3. Dont venture out early in the morning. If you do, be prepared to smell the sh.it in all its natural glory.

I've never been to India and if these points are true, well I'll have to think long and hard. I'm utterly disgusted. What would Gandhi think of this?

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Super Indian
Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by Super Indian on Aug 21, 2010 12:56 AM

It is dangerous to have a title like "Common Wealth Games" for an event in Delhi.

The predominantly English-challenged people of Delhi will ask for a translation of these words "Common Wealth Games" from the ones among them who have basic knowledge of English.

They will translate it as

Common = Public
Wealth = Property
Games = free-for-all-fun

These three words are enough to endanger anything foreign with white skin in Delhi in the duration of these games.

You don't need to be genius to figure out what lies ahead during these games.

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shaheen khan
Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by shaheen khan on Aug 21, 2010 12:51 AM
just whom are you referring to when you say, "people with skull caps"?

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SaneIndian
Re: Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by SaneIndian on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM
Dear, I am talking about extremist Hindus and Muslims. Can't you understand that?

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shaheen khan
Re: Re: Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by shaheen khan on Aug 21, 2010 01:03 AM
i suspected that. but since when hindus started wearing skull caps? and why to unnecessarily mix religion with games mere bhai? :-)

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SaneIndian
Re: Re: Re: Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by SaneIndian on Aug 21, 2010 01:09 AM
Bwahahaha. In India, religion does matter.

Goris with shorts should not venture into hardcore Muslims and hindu dominated areas.

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shaheen khan
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by shaheen khan on Aug 21, 2010 01:15 AM
what makes you think that goris will ever think of entering such areas. what could be of interest to them at such places. they have better places to go.

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shaheen khan
Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by shaheen khan on Aug 21, 2010 12:50 AM
people with skull caps"?

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SaneIndian
Re: Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by SaneIndian on Aug 21, 2010 12:52 AM
Yes.

Extremist Muslims and Hindus.

Every tourist should be aware of them.

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hihello
Re: Re: Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by hihello on Aug 21, 2010 03:07 PM
@saneindian.

What about u yankees with one finger caps l_i_c_k_t_h_e_P_u_s_s_y of theirsisters?


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Hakimuddin Bazarwala
Re: Re: Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by Hakimuddin Bazarwala on Aug 21, 2010 01:02 AM
Not every person in a so called "skull cap" is an extremist. Please don't make stereotypes.

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shaheen khan
Re: Re: Re: Re: CWG should have been held some where else
by shaheen khan on Aug 21, 2010 01:05 AM
absolutely right hakim bhai!:-)

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such jano
delhi guys have been preparing hard for these games
by such jano on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM

Even though Kala Madi may be busy making money.

They have trained how they will approach goris and where they will take her to play the CWG.

I hope goris will get a taste of india and will make india proud on our studs.

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iota
CWG
by iota on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM

Ordinary Sportspersons will come.
Almost no tourists would come.
Lots of esc0r_ts will come.
Kalmadi Swiss Account will overflow.
Indian Bureaucrats Swiss Account will overflow.

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Ayon Pradhan
Are rules being set for locals
by Ayon Pradhan on Aug 21, 2010 12:25 AM  | Hide replies

Here are some rules they should be setting for the citizens of Delhi:

1. No spitting in public
2. No urinating or defacating on the streets
3. No rioting or striking
4. No raping of women (Foreign or Indian)
5. No cheating the tourists
6. No cheating the locals
7. Bribes must be in cash and a receipt will be provided

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Good ForAll
Re: Are rules being set for locals
by Good ForAll on Aug 21, 2010 12:31 AM
One of the best post mate...let me tell u..simply superb...at the same time we as Indians & led by Congress party and shtty Kalmadi is going to bring massive sht to India...No stars and champs in CWG hence we can win some medals...this is where Congress is going to pitch in says India is great but in real India Administration is worst.

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antar jaal
Re: Are rules being set for locals
by antar jaal on Aug 21, 2010 12:38 AM
lol.

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Varun
Re: Are rules being set for locals
by Varun on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM
love the last one. :)

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shaheen khan
Re: Are rules being set for locals
by shaheen khan on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM
you have posted the best post my friend. this is the reality of "most" people in delhi.

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ramesh
Re: Re: Are rules being set for locals
by ramesh on Aug 21, 2010 03:08 PM
u r rockng with thelast one

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Vijaykant
Esp for Europeans
by Vijaykant on Aug 21, 2010 12:24 AM  | Hide replies

While mentionig "dubious" nature of public toilets and exhoriting to maximise use of toilets in hotels and restaurants- they should also mention the fact that all hotels and resturents in India do not charge for toilets- its absolutely free- people who've been abroad, esp in Europe can vouch for this. I've had a hard time finding a clean toilet in Amesterdam- tried railay station, all places around it, hotels, eateries, restaurents, even Mac D- all had paid toilets..in France, ppl will "hold" the door for you to prevent the door from locking so that ur friends can save the cents that you'd put in for unlocking the door. Germany has attendents much like our sulabh shauchalaya- only difference is that they'd scoff at you and try to show off, so have to put them in place- after all they r just white skinned bais.

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Loan Shark
Re: Esp for Europeans
by Loan Shark on Aug 21, 2010 12:26 AM
quote "..in France, ppl will "hold" the door for you to prevent the door from locking so that ur friends can save the cents that you'd put in for unlocking the door. "

wow ... how innovative of us desies

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Varun
Re: Re: Esp for Europeans
by Varun on Aug 21, 2010 12:29 AM
Where did he say it was desis ?. You mean people over there wont try and save a buck ?. People are all the same. You take the law enforcement away for a day in most places and see how hell breaks loose.

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Loan Shark
Re: Re: Re: Esp for Europeans
by Loan Shark on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM
OK .. the french ... like it makes a huge diff

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SaneIndian
If this news article is really true
by SaneIndian on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM  | Hide replies

the CWG is already a failure.

Tourists should be allowed to drink and party at least in private places. Thats how revenue is generated.

Looking at the dress code ans other sh.it, it feels like the games are being held in Afghanistan or Iran.

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Loan Shark
Re: If this news article is really true
by Loan Shark on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM
tourists whould be allowed to rape the locals

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hihello
Re: Re: If this news article is really true
by hihello on Aug 22, 2010 12:11 AM
@loanshark.

and ur mom too.

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l
Delhi is r@pe capital of india
by l on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM  | Hide replies

Delhi is r@pe capital of india.
Tourist should be well aware of this fact.
Delhi goons are just waiting for CWG to start so they can start their gangr@pe episodes.

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such jano
DELHI GUYS HAS BEEN PREPARING FOR LAST MANY YEARS TO GROW
by such jano on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM  | Hide replies

Their tools to cater to goris that will be visiting delhi during these dames.

We in india know well goris are always ready to take.

I hope CWG will be a GandSuccess.

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Loan Shark
Re: DELHI GUYS HAS BEEN PREPARING FOR LAST MANY YEARS TO GROW
by Loan Shark on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM
LOL @ grow their tools


looks like delhites get to 6 inches only once in 20 years

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