Re: Re: Only marathi players allowed
by Sunit Kumar on Jan 20, 2010 08:35 PM
yup another Taxi Driver missing on it, dear why dont u drive a Rickshaw instead, its still free under All India Category !!!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Only marathi players allowed
by Sunit Kumar on Jan 20, 2010 08:49 PM
You cant drive a RICKSHAW with ur "bullock CAR"..so sad, now u will blame Marathis !!
Re: Only marathi players allowed
by Sunit Kumar on Jan 20, 2010 08:34 PM
Gurpreet Rickshaw Driver, drive it now, its still open to All India Category !!
Re: Re: Good Decision
by Pat Thakur on Jan 20, 2010 08:21 PM
That will be great!!! It's time we get rid of this shit obsession with Cricket & only Cricket, no other Sport. How many working hours will be added cause of this, then.
a) people will then turn up for work instead of late - nights or taking leaves (as it is, the Indian Calendar is full of leaves throughout the year which people of all religions, though on one hand they will despise other religions, will happily take)
b) people will continue working rather than leave work every now n then or completely to have a peek at the score/ ongoings
c) population will be controlled as their late-nights will stop & curb other things too that get ptronised after matches.....
Re: Re: Good Decision
by Hemant on Jan 20, 2010 08:14 PM
Mr Patel go back to Gujrath , Mumbai is most popular city and we have nagpur also some more cities will get cricket stadiums What ever one may charge , tax or no tax matches will be played in maharashtra and if BCCI is governed by people like Pawar , manohar etc we are sure to get matches
1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans.: Business. Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans.: Selling the Goods. Tax: PAY SALES TAX!! 3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods? Ans.: From other State/Abroad Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! 4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans.: Profit. Tax: PAY INCOME TAX! 5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans.: Factory. Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY! 6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! 7) Qus. : Do you have Staff? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX! 8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX! 9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans.: Yes, for Salary. Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX! 10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans.: Hotel Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX! 11) Qus. : Are you going Out of Station for Business? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX! 12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX! 13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount? Ans.: Gift on birthday. Tax: PAY GIFT TAX! 14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX! 15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans.: Cinema or Resort. Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX! PLEASE STOPPP TAXES!!! it's CRAZY
Re: Tax Structure in India --- Funny But True
by A K on Jan 20, 2010 08:14 PM
Mr. Rahul this is the plain reality of our citizens. If you drop knife on Melon or Melon drops on knife, the Melon will get hurt.
1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans.: Business. Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans.: Selling the Goods. Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!
3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods? Ans.: From other State/Abroad Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans.: Profit. Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!
5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans.: Factory. Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
7) Qus. : Do you have Staff? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Qus. : Doing business in Millions? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!
9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans.: Yes, for Salary. Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans.: Hotel Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
11) Qus. : Are you going Out of Station for Business? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX! 12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX! 13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount? Ans.: Gift on birthday. Tax: PAY GIFT TAX! 14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX! 15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans.: Cinema or Resort. Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX! PLEASE STOPPP TAXES!!! it's CRAZY
Re: Tax Structure in India --- Funny But True
by Brijesh Singh on Jan 20, 2010 08:16 PM
and what about bribes which these inspectors ask forunnessarily.its very difficult to do business in india.this move can not be sustained in todays market driven econony of world.sharad pawar is planning to shift icc headquarter to mumbai.due to similar problems over tax icc shifted its base fro uk
