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What Barack Obama will do in India


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lion king
what will obama do in india ?
by lion king on Oct 28, 2010 05:37 PM  | Hide replies

Obama to the supreme leader Sonia Gandhi:
Mrs Gandhi ! i need some tips .. on how to manage the grave problem with the economy, and on how to win the next election,

Mrs Gandhi to Obama : About economics I have no idea ... u see i have hardly been to college.. so I hired an old retired economics prof to do the job. People say that he is good in his subject... but the economy is in a mess ... with high inflation and all that.

Obama to the supreme leader Sonia Gandhi: and about the elections ?

Mrs Gandhi to Obama: Ah that is a different ball game all together. Most of my job is actually done by the opposition... they have an obese dumb fellow as their leader, and he simply doesnt look good on TV. On the other hand, I have an equally dumb, but far better looking son who does the job for me.

Obama to the supreme leader Sonia Gandhi: are you telling me that policies dont matter ?

Mrs Gandhi to Obama: Of course policies matter .... we have a strict family only policy. Only the family rules, and only the family gets the bulk of the loot.

Obama to the supreme leader Sonia Gandhi: Damn it... why didnt my father come to India instead of the USA ? Life could have been so much easier ;-(

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Your BALAJI
Re: what will obama do in india ?
by Your BALAJI on Oct 28, 2010 07:46 PM
Gr8. U've a gr8 sense of humor (and understanding of reality too)

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smack ker
Re: what will obama do in india ?
by smack ker on Oct 28, 2010 07:22 PM
Nice one. LOL!!

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ILove
Re: Re: what will obama do in india ?
by ILove on Oct 28, 2010 07:32 PM
good one, you spent lot of thought coming up with this

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sundaram.venkatesh@rediffmail.com
Re: what will obama do in india ?
by sundaram.venkatesh@rediffmail.com on Oct 29, 2010 12:48 AM
YOU ARE REALLY A LION AND A KING.

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Tarun Arora
Re: what will obama do in india ?
by Tarun Arora on Oct 28, 2010 07:28 PM
Too good Lion King! Especially last two sentences !

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om shanti
Re: what will obama do in india ?
by om shanti on Oct 28, 2010 07:48 PM
Very original..great satire..

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gittanjali
Good
by gittanjali on Oct 28, 2010 04:54 PM  | Hide replies

Yes... Obama's visit to Mumbai is not just an acknowledgement of India's growing stature in the world economy but also a significant blow to those Terror supporters and detractors who are targeting our country to create disharmony and growth!!!! Eat your heart out !!

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om shanti
Re: Good
by om shanti on Oct 28, 2010 07:49 PM
Sure,I will eat my heart out.

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Raimer Rainer
Re: Good
by Raimer Rainer on Oct 28, 2010 05:04 PM
he is just looking 4 arms and nuclear deals business etc. and press for kashmir's independence since he is a muslim by birth.

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tls mani
He will do!
by tls mani on Oct 28, 2010 04:45 PM

He will visit Jawahar Ghat, Shakti sthal, Rajiv samdhi sanjay? and to get a change
Rajghat. Pay homage to JN,Mrs.Gandhi Rajiv and praise the youthful Rahul who is the guide for
future. Obama should know this is a sic(democratic)version of Kim ul sung family and their cohorts.Sycophancy runs deep and every road airport, projects parks ports you name
any it is revolving on above names.

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vinnie
two important points
by vinnie on Oct 28, 2010 04:19 PM

1) why they are visiting Humayan's tomb? If he wanted to visit mosque then there were many better places available in India. It seems it was suggested by Indian government instead of selected by US administration to push their own agenda.
2) Don't let them push GM foods in India. US agricultural giants are trying a lot to push these crops in India for sometime now with little success. This is irreversible process. Once they enter in India, cannot be removed. They are very strong without any competition in India and can manipulate any government administration and politicians.
UK and other european countries made concious decision to keep them at bay even if they had very close friendship with US.

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Sanjay Mishra
Obama do in India ?
by Sanjay Mishra on Oct 28, 2010 04:17 PM

People of India may hope clean energy vechicle by Indo-USA lithanium vehicle plant in India to strenthen the Indi-USA tie among the India people as well as thoriam power plant as well as India may follow the view of Earthday by save forest to nature for interest of Earth. so that India & USA both able to keep the Democratic world order by seize the threats of China invasion in Asia. by-sanjay mishra, mob-9434243451

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bobby patel
as usual
by bobby patel on Oct 28, 2010 04:13 PM

Got it.
As usual.
Plenty of photo ops.
Lip service to India.
Our low on confidence politician sell out the nation. and a jerk like me can't do anything but vent my frustration on rediff.
what a wonderful life.

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CHATUR
have tex with mino
by CHATUR on Oct 28, 2010 04:09 PM  | Hide replies

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spring
Re: have tex with mino
by spring on Oct 28, 2010 04:11 PM
what's that?

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Raimer Rainer
Re: Re: have tex with mino
by Raimer Rainer on Oct 28, 2010 04:13 PM
its chatur with another period.

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Raimer Rainer
India must demonstrate the will to tackle seccessionism
by Raimer Rainer on Oct 28, 2010 04:05 PM

Kashmir cannot be parted from India on religious lines. Pakistan experiment is a horribly failed one. Therefore no such discriminatory divisions can be further allowed.

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