* Santa Claus waits for a gift from Rajinikanth every Christmas.
* Rajinikanth taught yoga to Baba Ramdev.
* Rajinikanth taught us all... Impossible is nothing...
* One of Rajinikanth's hobby: Swimming on Tsunami.
* Sh!t happens to everyone.. Even to Rajini... One time he coudn't kill 100 bears with a single punch but only 99 died.
* Rajinikanth uses Ambuja cement as tooth powder
* Once Rajinikanth dropped a coin while he was standing in the belcony... He went down to pick it up, but it was not there.... hmmmm... He reached there before the coin...
* Rajinikanth was not amused by Gandhi’s non violence movement.
* Lifetime Warranty does not exist only because of Rajnikanth
* If you want a list of Rajinikanth's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
* When RAJNI had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Re: HAHAHAHHAHHH - SUPERB JOKES
by Chandran KR on May 30, 2011 11:10 PM
I saw this somewhere and dedicate it to all those slogging in new-age MNC BPO and IT companies:
Rajinikanth works in a BPO; the client works 24-hours a day.
Re: HAHAHAHHAHHH - SUPERB JOKES
by useless bollywood on Apr 14, 2011 04:40 PM
Amitabh bachan can make dog say "Meow" !!
* Santa Claus waits for a gift from Amitabh bachan every Christmas.
* Amitabh bachan taught yoga to Baba Ramdev.
* Amitabh bachan taught us all... Impossible is nothing...
* One of Amitabh bachan's hobby: Swimming on Tsunami.
* Sh!t happens to everyone.. Even to Amitabh... One time he coudn't kill 100 bears with a single punch but only 99 died.
* Amitabh bachan uses Ambuja cement as tooth powder
* Once Amitabh bachan dropped a coin while he was standing in the belcony... He went down to pick it up, but it was not there.... hmmmm... He reached there before the coin...
* Amitabh bachan was not amused by Gandhi’s non violence movement.
* Lifetime Warranty does not exist only because of Amitabh bachan
* If you want a list of Amitabh bachan's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
* When Amitabh had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Re: Re: HAHAHAHHAHHH - SUPERB JOKES
by Abhi Bhat on Jun 04, 2011 07:46 PM
Hey, translate this quote for Amitabh too please: - Rajni is not the father of Abhishek.
Re: Re: Re: Bad of Amitabh Badchalan to insult Rajni Sir
by U V on Apr 14, 2011 12:06 AM
you guys have sissy, girl faced heroes. So what if the hero is not 'beautiful' like yours or western apes with false muscles. Our guys may not look great, they represent the normal man around and ACT MUCH BETTER THAN ANY OF YOUR KINDS!!!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Bad of Amitabh Badchalan to insult Rajni Sir
by manjunath nesargi on Apr 15, 2011 01:22 AM
whats going on fight between an north indain and south!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Re: Good Bachhan !
by Sasank Pandey on Apr 13, 2011 02:44 PM
Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there. Rajinikanth killed the dead sea. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.” Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced! Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!? Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message! Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG" Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret. Rajinikanth can divide by zero. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Re: Good Bachhan !
by nenblow on Apr 13, 2011 02:56 PM
U CANT COMPARE RAJINI TO AMITABH......BECOZ RAJINI IS HAVING HELPING NATURE.......UNLIKE AMITABH
In Tamil nadu , any slum dog can become a star overnight,as u can see from the dirty faces of film actress pasted all over the walls of Tamilnadu,one really wonders why ppl are really fools to accept ugly barbarians as actors,only solace of the film is heroine, that too imported from bollywood, GOD alone can save ppl of TN
Re: Re: Big B is a farce.
by Guru Tugginmypudha on Apr 13, 2011 02:30 PM
its a fact would have known if you had followed news at that time, you can google and check
