IT APPEARS THAT YOUR REPORTERS UNDER SOME INFLUENCE ARE SHOWERING THEIR PRAISE ABOUT OSO , WHICH IS JUST A SCRAP MOVIE , ONLY THE SOUNDTRACK IS SOMEWHAT GOOD . IF DEVSAHAB HAD PERFORMED IN THIS MOVIE HE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN SRK , WHO IS OUT DATED NOW. IN CONTRAST RANBIR HAS PUT GOOD SHOW IN HIS VERY FIRST MOVIE , JUST WATCH OUT HE IS THE ONE WHO CAN REVIVE THE RK BANNER .
IT IS VERY STRANGE ALL THREE REVIEWS OF OSO HAVE IDENTICAL RATINGS , IN MY OPINION SAANWARIYA HAS BETTER AND SOOTHING MUSIC AND IS A BETTER FILM . PANKAJ
Big crowds for this film in Europe. Apparently this film is going to be one of SRK's biggest hits. A thoroughly enjoyable fair! Saawariya (very badly made) pales out really before OSO. Spoof's in Indian cinema are rare. Enjoy this one. The last know spoof on bollywood I know was RGV's Rangeela!
On the festive Occassion of Diwali, a disaster struck all over India called OSO. The disaster is described as full of Crap originated in minds of overhyped Khans.
The major highlight of this disaster is that it strucks to the people who buy a ticket and go to watch OSO in a cinema hall. The victms experince severe torture and cry out loud to get their money back.
Meanwhile investigation done by Indian Scientists shows that the microorganism assumed to be the root cause is actually an AMOEBA called SHAHRUKH or SRK, which is known to take any shape and it has choosen to take shape of six packs in the event of this deadly strike.
Scientists all over world are trying to come up with a vaccine but it may take several years.
The supreme court has ordered the individuals responsible for this disaster (Maninly Farha and Shahrukh) to set up a fund called OSO RELIEF FUND to help the victims. Further Farha is specially ordered to sell her newly gifted Mercedez in order to compensate the families of victims over 80 years all of whom died on the first glimpse of SRK.
People are adviced to take following
Precautions: 1. Stay away from cinema halls where OSO is screened 2. Stay away from Reviewers of Rediff Specially Raja Sen who was heavily compensated by this AMOEBA (called SRK) giving him the priviledged carrier of this disease.
May God Bless you all this Diwali and give you strength to survive this disaster called OSO.
RE:SRK
by leena on Nov 10, 2007 06:20 PM
its a useless movie,,, from my institute 30 people went to watch and none of them liked.now what u can expect....
Neither sawariya nor om shanti om is any big deal.. both are doing whatever business because of media overkill..and yes.. whatever business they are making is only because of media.. everywhere in all newspapers, newschannels one only gets to see info on both these movies.. ( as if no other worthwhile event is happenning anywhere in this country) anyway OSO, will be liked by only die hard shah rukh fans. He goes thru the same antics, similar spoofs and faces.. But yes.. his fans will like him.. I did not..in some places the movie goes plain corny and juvenile ( especially his take on south indian moviestar to impress the heroine, as also a staged fight with a dummy tiger and ever heard of a movie star ( om kapoor ) arranging all facilities for a producer ( mukesh mehra)!!! ).. It is but a ghost story, with the heroine returning back and taking her revenge on her own. Sawariya on the other hand is a dark movie. made in the format of a stage opera.. I just realised that there was absolutely no outdoor scene nor sunlight. Ranbir Kapoor will do well. He has charishma, but the movie drags ( as all slb movies do). and so if you are a die hard srk fan and like him to do the same stuff which he does in all movies since kuch kuch hota hai, then you will still like OSO. and in case you liked devdas and Black, then you may also like Sawariya. My own suggestion is either watch Jab we met or Bhool Bhullia..atleast there is some novelty both in story and way of handling.
RE:No big deal
by extreme on Nov 10, 2007 06:23 PM
WELL SAID...... JUST COS OF WHAT PEOPLE HAVE SAID I SAVED MY 200 BUCKSS.... NEITHERV WATCHED SAWARIYAN NOR OSO!!!!
RE:Rediff Revies Bakwas
by Rabi Saha on Nov 10, 2007 02:22 PM
Buddies no need to discuss on this topic....these are all publicity gimmicks...at the end of day no one listens to us...FARAH KHAN has made a out and out paisa vasool crap like OSO and SLB made a old tpe love story which no one cares now a day....what make OSO BETTER is SRK's Charisma...nahin to dono film mein kuch nahin hain....OSO ka 1st half is wayward.....and Sawaariya is equally boring....both the films have one similarity....wonderful Soundtrack...but in my view Sawaariya has more soothing songs....all in all 2bakwaas films...six packs wins over charm....lol...Farah pls donlt make any film... u r good at choreography....after main hoon na this crap....kuch to achha banao...sirf SRK ka paiso se yeh sab banate kiyon ho...SRK pls do a film which is worth ur calibre....dost hain to kya hua....us ladki ki dimag mein gobar hain...and SLB plzzzzz stop making huge sets....BLACK is awsome and Sawaariya is nowhere near it...I am disappointed but one thing for sure 2 kids are on the block.... RK AND SK....best of wishes to them...and HAPPY DIWALI to all rediff readers....and Raja Sen plzzzz don't write critics...ur like HR log kich bhi kahein usi mein tumko publicity mil jati hain....disgusting....OSO ke 5de dete....kanjushi kyon....Sawaariya se better entertainer hain lekin 4 out of 5 is too much...
why srk still acts when he doesnot do anything new in any of his movies. Hasn't he completed copying DILIPji and AMITji yet ? But he doesn't know copy should be clear and readable, his speech is almost non-understandable and with this new body he looks ugly although wants to look like Salman or Rhitik. He should retire now.
