Sanj-LB- has destroyed the careers of two (worst ever debut ) people ( Plz don't call then actors ) who have born with platinum spoon - I think kapoors have paid Director to make movie - Worst everrrrrrrrrrr - yakkkkkkk
RE:SAO BOREIA
by shirish bhaskar deshpande on Nov 10, 2007 10:51 AM
Even that is 100% impossible because if that happens Abhishek will defenitely go for a revenge against the Kapur's (for not letting him marry Karishma). Ranbir should take help from Saif Ali Khan instead.
On the festive Occassion of Diwali, a disaster struck all over India called OSO. The disaster is described as full of Crap originated in minds of overhyped Khans.
The major highlight of this disaster is that it strucks to the people who buy a ticket and go to watch OSO in a cinema hall. The victms experince severe torture and cry out loud to get their money back.
Meanwhile investigation done by Indian Scientists shows that the microorganism assumed to be the root cause is actually an AMOEBA called SHAHRUKH or SRK, which is known to take any shape and it has choosen to take shape of six packs in the event of this deadly strike.
Scientists all over world are trying to come up with a vaccine but it may take several years.
The supreme court has ordered the individuals responsible for this disaster (Maninly Farha and Shahrukh) to set up a fund called OSO RELIEF FUND to help the victims. Further Farha is specially ordered to sell her newly gifted Mercedez in order to compensate the families of victims over 80 years all of whom died on the first glimpse of SRK.
People are adviced to take following
Precautions: 1. Stay away from cinema halls where OSO is screened 2. Stay away from Reviewers of Rediff Specially Raja Sen who was heavily compensated by this AMOEBA (called SRK) giving him the priviledged carrier of this disease.
May God Bless you all this Diwali and give you strength to survive this disaster called OSO.
RE:OSO
by Smitesh Sundaran on Nov 10, 2007 08:11 AM
I pity u "dasbongla"....get up from ur bed....have a nice bath.....then think..donn burden rediff with crap....
RE:OSO
by dasbongla on Nov 10, 2007 03:05 PM
Breaking News:
On the festive Occassion of Diwali, a disaster struck all over India called OSO. The disaster is described as full of Crap originated in minds of overhyped Khans.
The major highlight of this disaster is that it strucks to the people who buy a ticket and go to watch OSO in a cinema hall. The victms experince severe torture and cry out loud to get their money back.
Meanwhile investigation done by Indian Scientists shows that the microorganism assumed to be the root cause is actually an AMOEBA called SHAHRUKH or SRK, which is known to take any shape and it has choosen to take shape of six packs in the event of this deadly strike.
Scientists all over world are trying to come up with a vaccine but it may take several years.
The supreme court has ordered the individuals responsible for this disaster (Maninly Farha and Shahrukh) to set up a fund called OSO RELIEF FUND to help the victims. Further Farha is specially ordered to sell her newly gifted Mercedez in order to compensate the families of victims over 80 years all of whom died on the first glimpse of SRK.
People are adviced to take following
Precautions: 1. Stay away from cinema halls where OSO is screened 2. Stay away from Reviewers of Rediff Specially Raja Sen who was heavily compensated by this AMOEBA (called SRK) giving him the priviledged carrier of this disease.
May God Bless you all this Diwali and give you strength to survive this disaster called OSO.
ITS NOT ABOUT OSO OR SAAWARIYA, ITS ABOUT COMPLETELY INSULTING OUR INTELLIGENCE (YES, I BELIEVE WE ALL HAVE SOME!!)RAJA, BAJA, SRK, SLB, SONY, EROS, REDIFF ARE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK AT OUR EXPENSE. WE ARE HERE SQUABBLING LIKE A BUNCH OF COMPLETE IDIOTS, AND I INCLUDE MYSELF. GET A GRIP, GUYS, WE ARE MORE THAN WHAT THEY HAVE TURNED US INTO....MINDLESS MORONS!! ITS BEEN FUN!
RE:SAAWARIYA or OSO??
by Dileep on Nov 10, 2007 07:33 PM
Do it like me then. When you see an AD of these movies, smile and tell them 'Great fun uh?' and treat yourself to a pizza with the money you save by not watching these crap movies. I mean all the movies of these HRK, PPk, MMK,DMK, SRK or whoever. Total BS.
RE:SAAWARIYA or OSO??
by ravishankar on Nov 10, 2007 09:19 AM
FALGUNI, YOU ARE THE MOST INTELLIGENT PERSON OF US ALL. I MEAN IT. I ENDORSE 100% OF WHAY YOU SAID.
Both OSO & Saawariya are Waste of Time & Money ..om shanti om not even worth watching on video for free..Celebrate this diwali weekend with Block buster Bhool Bhulaya or hit film Jab We Met both are good.
Well..I was going through some of the posts and it's really good to know that there are ppl who acknowledge the fact that Bhansali is an overrated filmmaker. Bad filmmaker he is not..agreed. But I am sick and tired of watching a director trying to base his movie only on loud and opulent sets. There is no room for implicit moments in his movies-evryone is speaking, walking and crying loud(even Rani in Black, despite playing a dumb character, makes enough noise through her crying anf heaving). Bhansali might claim that it's his style of filmmaking, but is this really worthy of all that applause that has poured in ever since he moved from his sweet and simple "Khamoshi" to his present genre comprising "Hum dil De chuke Sanam, "Devdas","Black" and now"Saawariya". I am not even saying that a good movie should necessarily be socially relevant or highly sensible. People like Abbas-Mustan, Farah Khan make an entertaining fare without giving the cynics a chance to complain that their products lack sensibilities. But Bhansali pretends to make "intense, deep,sensible" movies when all they are about is - over-the-top sets and loud performances. This Diwali, when Saawariya releases,lets hope that the movie clears the misconception that mere opulence doesnt make for great cinema.
RE:Opulence King!
by Deepak MK on Nov 09, 2007 08:38 PM
Very very true man!!!!!!!! he is a mediocre filmmaker, just a product of media hype. Well I appreciate his attempts at khamoshi and black. All others doesnt even command mention
RE:Opulence King!
by ashish on Nov 10, 2007 03:07 AM
true, the most horrible was devdas. but that also somehow got applause. Except some good dancing by Madhuri and Ash, the whole movie was full of rubbish acting, overacts by Kiran and lotsa rubbish..
RE:Opulence King!
by Ramesh IS on Nov 10, 2007 09:58 AM
Bhansali after beginning with a superb and sensitive film Khamoshi, has become subsequently loud. Perhaps Khamoshi's debacle made him so. But I believe the so called critics should be simply thrashed for praising such horrible films like Hum dil de.., Devdas and Black. Particularly, for Devdas, for he had destroyed the spirit of Saratchandra's novel completely with lavish sets, costumes and dances. If one compare Parineetha with this, one can find the difference between sensitive and loud film making.
RE:saawariya
by vikram on Nov 10, 2007 07:31 AM
ho ho ho ho ho,now who said his wife is ugly nimra nirma guy ya girl.please dont bring in religion,as u know 90 out of 100 rediff bloggers r sick people,so they write crap that does not mean you blame hindus out here.anyways srk is a gem coz he wont cheat on his wife.and me will ever respect him atleast in this aspect.and he will never cheat.srk is liked by many irrespective of his religion.he has respect for hindus.its individual opinion and most of them from sick people giving sick opinions.but would it really matter srk if anybody likes him or not.he has many fans and he knows that.rediffmail shit bloggers wont affect his career.
Hello friends ( who bash srk ) If u hate him so much then why come here and comment on him???? fact is that he is no. 1 and whoever is no. 1 has glitz & glamour but at the same time they also have to face criticism from mindless ppl like you all. Have you really seen OSM ?? Again if you hate SRK then why go and watch his film??? So you all SRK bashers ( mindless and jobless ppl ) shut your shit omitting mouth and let the best movie win..... If Saawariya i better so be it...... If OSO is better so be it.......
RE:For all SRK bashers...........
by Krazy on Nov 09, 2007 06:23 PM
Completely agree with you man!!! People hate SRK because he is just so damn good!! You compare Amitabh with SRK, you comapare Shahid Kapoor with SRK... So what does that mean... he is the measuring rod for any actor
RE:For all SRK bashers...........
by amar wategaonkar on Nov 09, 2007 07:44 PM
I guess there is no one other than you who compare amithabh with srk, in fact srk has admitted that he is competing with amitabh and wants to be like him poor srk keep trying all efforts till date are flop may good bless you, for sure srk is a measuring rod for other juniors not for amitabh. better correct your misunderstanding
RE:RE:For all SRK bashers...........
by deep mitra on Nov 10, 2007 01:41 AM
SRK's and Amitabh's Box office record answers it all...AB is delivering us consecutive flops!!i remember his style of scaring people by making weird sounds like "phooooosss" from his latest superflop "Sholay"(ofcourse following his other flops like nishabd and cheeni kum)!!!..ha ha man, n u call him a brilliant actor???!!!He can do anything for money...!!!!!Amitabh sucks!!!!He's a bloody farmer and income tax cheater!!!Being a Farmer really suits him!!!...This man also hates any sorts of charity!!!!!!AB sucks!!!SRK rocks!!!
RE:For all SRK bashers...........
by Prasoon sharma on Nov 09, 2007 11:48 PM
SRK IS JOCKER MEDIA MADE STAR....He have no acting talents so dont dare to compare with amithab bachan or other superstars like Hrithik,Amir or Akshay
RE:RE:RE:For all SRK bashers...........
by ashish on Nov 10, 2007 03:12 AM
I do not hate SRK. Rather I admire him. But think it is tome for him to call a quit. He is too old, his face shows it..and he still does not hesitate to play college boy!! and offcourse, the one thing which is so irritating about it, whether Devdas or Ashoka, his style always remains SRK style.. he just can not change the style to fit the character and it becomes boring when it is historical characters.. I remember in Diawana movie, when Rishi kappor died , everyone in the cinema hall clapped. It is not like they disliked Rishi, it is because SRK was much better a choice for Divya than the grand old Rishi. SRK should retire before he sees the same day.. Time for him to move to character roles and make space for younger generation
SIVAJI in Hindi might overtake both oso and Saawariya this diwali and make them bite the dust.All who love entertainment will go for sivaji. SRK, its time to choose films.
RE:OSO and Sawaariya are thretened by the Boss-SIVAJI
by Anis Kazi on Nov 09, 2007 04:53 PM
which is this movie SIVAJI, which is going to compete with blockbusters sawariya and oso I hav heard for the 1st time
RE:OSO and Sawaariya are thretened by the Boss-SIVAJI
by Krazy on Nov 09, 2007 06:25 PM
Dude you joking or what??? Sivaji??? Rajinikanth is a star only down south and will remain to be so!!!
RE:OSO and Sawaariya are thretened by the Boss-SIVAJI
by Rajendra Nigam on Nov 09, 2007 06:50 PM
just happened to c a scene from sivaji on tv.. and it was sooo freakin funnny.. haha.. rajni is hero!?!? he is a total joker..
