by pramod r on Jan 22, 2008 02:10 PM
if u have ever been to malaysia u will know how hot it is their. so they have to be fully covered in lighter colors, don't ever dare to talk about them, john is just john no one like him,very down to earth ,and bips is the oooooomp factor. one does have badly dressed times mind u.
I have seen lot of bollywood couple abroad. Are they living like husband and wife ? with out getting married ?.. IS this our culture ? I think these bollywood craps will destroy our culture ? I am sure that our young generation is going to imitate these things.
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Bansali is scratching his head inside a bar in Bombay
Bhansali: Oh god only you know besides me that I can not make anything original. Every time I have to look for inspirations. Tell me where I can get inspiration this time.
Waiter: Sir, We have a genuine Russian Vodka on sale for this evening, would you like to try?
Bhansali: Man you made my day! I am going to get my inspiration from a Russian this time.
Bhansali inside Sony Pictures office
Bhansali : Sir I need shi_t load of money from you to make my film.
Sony executive : Who the hell are you?
Bhansali: Sir I am Bhansali from Bollywood. Last night I got an inspiration inside a bar and I want to make a movie now. I am famous director and with my movie Devdas I screwed up a great Indian classic, I have had French and other ventures like this as well.
Sony executive: Well, Mr. Bhansali this is not a way to ask money from a company famous in Hollywood. Where is your story/script etc etc.
Bhansali: Sir that%u2019s not a big deal at all. After I got high with Russian Vodka, I asked Prakash Kapadia to come to my house with some Russian literature. We added all the typical bollywood crap to that piece of literature and murdered it.
Sony executive: Tell me how you will spend all the money?
Bhansali: Sir first of all I will build the most expensive, gigantic and never before set with all that money.
Sony executive: Just the set! What about rest of the movie?