A recent study done by consulting firms McKinky Associates and Earnest & Dung shows that India is the fastest-growing banana republic in the world. %u201CIt%u2019s not just the economy and the stock markets but also murders, rape, corruption, AIDS and farmer suicides that are on the rise. India is a true democracy, where we treat both good and evil equally%u201D, says a beaming Mr Lindseylohan Singh, sporting his trademark blue turban. Follywood actor, Sanjay Nut, added, %u201CBole toh, I don%u2019t need a study to tell me all this. If I was in the US, they would straight away locked me up in prison cell at Guantanamo Bay, but luckily I live in a banana republic, where I can be convicted of carrying an illegal assault rifle and tried under a terrorist act and still go on signing films. We don%u2019t waste our time smoking out terrorists from caves just for bombing our cities. Tension nahin leneka, live and let live is our policy. I am proud to be Indian, mamu.%u201D Manu Karma was delighted that India is racing ahead of Colombia, Afghanistan Uzbekistan and other places where one can blow the heads of women just for the heck of it. %u201CMy father, a mere MP, can get me off the hook for shooting a bartender girl in public while the mighty US President George Bush%u2019s daughters got arrested and had to do community service for underage drinking. I ask you, is there any injustice left in America? There was a ray of hope for the US with O J Simpson getting off the hook, but with Michael Jackson being forced to leave the c
RE:sanjoo baba
by jeenandra kakliya on Aug 21, 2007 12:49 AM
Dont give us that crap we all know what happens in US. Is oil really worth 600000 Ira qi lives. Think before you speak and if you have lost the ability get you dumbass outta here
RE:sanjoo baba
by subhash baburao patil on Aug 21, 2007 12:41 AM
how bad a message ,churches in america are vaccant.cristians are equally barbaric.. note what happenned in america before the christians got established. they have mercilessly killed thousands inmates of that country. there has been only one christian and he has been diminished by the churchianity. we have great respect for the christ but alas, he has been damaged by the so called praisers of hiom. ultimately he had to come to hindusthan the beloved bharat mata for search of peace. follow the christ truth fully.you will change this thought.america is not supplying peace,but only heat and heat. it is your utmost ignorance that you are not aware of this universally getting accepted truth.pl leave this ignorance and study christ in depth.
i had earlier mentined that sanjay dutt would be released soon and wihin 12 days he was released. here in india iam sorry to say that people with higher status are more redeemable. for eg. salman khan was sent to jail but was released since 100 crores were on him. i dont have anything against anyone. i just feel free to write regarding the indian judiciary way of functioning.
biggest jerks in congressy gangsters like dasmunshi are directly/indirectly pressurising CBI/Judiciary. Why our courts are not taking suo moto action against such culprits
CBI should have put right defence. Present judgement all though benifitial to one, will not send a right message in society. One TV channel specially conducted 1 hour show where in most were in favour of Sanjay. CBI also did not put any resistance and onther TV channel went on showing road side hoodlooms from other city glorifying the Sanjay. We can not expect any thing better in this country who have no sympthy for 1000 dead and several thousand affected. Being a son of MP he should have been given maximum punishment. Basic mistake was one political leader released him on bail earlier and he was also realesed from TADA section.
RE:Indians and movies!
by Surag Singh on Aug 20, 2007 11:46 PM
Excellent piece Madhwa. I am proud that India is a fast growing banana republic. BTW, Chak De India is a horrible rip off of the Hollywood film The Miracle.
RE:Indians and movies!
by ashish on Aug 20, 2007 11:52 PM
surag r u sure? cause some say its made on the life of goal keeper negi ,im curious cause i kn ow bolywood can only copy
RE:Indians and movies!
by Surag Singh on Aug 21, 2007 02:31 AM
Yes put Chake De copy Miracle in Google and all the blogs are covering it. I have seen both films. This Negi thing is an eyewash.
