RE:Top secret from pakistan
by cricket on Apr 18, 2007 11:56 PM
Abe Jayant Rathore (real name of Akram Kh...) tu kabse muslim ho gaya? Kyun hindu kya naam mitti mein milla raha hein tu?
RE:Top secret from pakistan
by sss rrr on Apr 18, 2007 10:19 PM
i like that comment..it is true in some sense..but a good sense of RUMOUR..better than bull shit rumours we hear about wedding lists, salman, sharukh, vivek, hrithik...
RE:Top secret from pakistan
by sss rrr on Apr 18, 2007 10:23 PM
yaa if people have problems with the news they need not visit this forum...marriage is an auspicious thng.even if they r my enemies i would congratualte them..thats how it should be...but some salman fans act like morons..cannot digest the fact whata big fool he has become
Guess, its a natural trend these days or may be its just the media.
For some reason, the Indian media has failed to innovate to the requirements of Indian people. They find it easier to just toe into US' way of projecting things.
Media is slowly becoming an entertainment business. Spice up, make it more sensational, attract viewers into ur article, are probably the focus of today's media world. The content really doesn't matter as much.
Its something we call 'forced response' marketing. Not a good thing for long run.
Someone needs to set the priority right for what matters require more attention. And 'humanitarian issues' should be at the top of that list. Women's rights, matters concerning poor & hungry people.
Its surprising how BCCI can pay a foreign coach millions of dollars, treat him like a king without doing much for local communities. Just an example! There's obviously more & more of such disparities, politicians top the chart.
RE:RE:Lack of innovativity
by cricket on Apr 19, 2007 12:09 AM
Abe Jayant Rathore (real name of Akram Kh...) tu kabse muslim ho gaya? Kyun hindu kya naam mitti mein milla raha hein tu?
Munnabhai: Circuit.. to tell you the truth I have heard of Romeo Juliet, Heer Ranjha, Soni Mahival but who the hell are Abhi Ash ?
Circuit : What Bhai you don't know about Abhi-Ash? .. akhaa Mumbai mei shaadi ka dhol beating, celebrities fighting to be invited to their grand wedding and you now asking Who Abhi-Ash? ..
Munnabhai : So .. what's the big deal you can still tell me ..
Circuit : hmmm.. looks like I got to tell you the full isstory from scratch ? Ok there was this very beautiphool blue eyed girl.. who eventually became Miss world.. The day she stepped into apna good old Bollywood, from then on every fan's heart, sorry man's heart she started ruling! Her phirst movie was with Sunny paaji's small brother Bobby Deol.. all that Dole-shole ?
Munnabhai : Aur Pyar ho gaya??
Circuit: Nahi Bhai?not with him but 2-3 films later she did a film with apna Style Bhai Salman Khan, aur usko dekh kar tab wo boli 'Hum Dil De chukke Sanam' While they were dating, Salman was on saatvaa asmaan (seventh heaven) and everywhere he was heard saying ?Maine pyar kiya? , Pyar kiya toh darna kya, Jab pyar kissi se hota Hai, toh kuch kuch hota hai and what not, but jaise hi break up happening, he was heard crying 'Main pyaar KYUN kiya?.
Munnabhai : Circuit I tell you .. Just like the word 'Love' is so short, bole toh ?'Dhai akshar prem ke? similar to the word is the duration of all love stories..
Circuit - No bhai?here there is kahaani mein twist .. you toh know our sallu Saajan is a real Baaghi and him thinking of Ash- Bhabi as a 'Sanam Bewafaa?, he created full on drama?from getting volatile to violent ...But still Ash survived
Munnabhai: hmm ladki mei Josh hai
Circuit : Moving ahead .. we get to see Aishwarya's unimaginable rise and sky soaring popularity ..and there poor sallu kept on saying Tumko Na Bhool Paayenge.. but finally he has again got Lucky in Love ..with another gorgeous lady ..
Munnabhai : chal good I like happy ending but circuit tu bahut off track jaata hai so come back to Ash's story and tell me where is abhi? When will he come in the picture.
Circuit : arre bhai 'abhi' abhi tak scene mei aaya nahi hai .. bole toh Ash ne akhi industry ko Devdas banaya hai ..aur isi liye 'philum magajeans' usko Mistress of spice maanti hai.. You heard of RGV's film Company, in that film who accompanied ajay devgun ?
Munnabhai : Vivek Oberoi.. maan na padega, the guy showed some Dum
imageCircuit : But that mamu instead of being an action hero became Kisna. During Ash's break up with Salman, she used his shoulder to cry on, and they became good friends.. Looking at this our Pyaare Mohan ditched his long term Saathiya, Gurpreet-ey (gurpreet Gill) and started boasting in the industry 'kyun Ho gaya na...? as if trying to say he is the one? but in arrogance had a good fall
Munnabhai : bole toh even I seriously did not like his media stunt ..
Circuit : bhai ab jaisi karni waisi bharni the guy after all got dumped by our smart little Miss Rai?Today to explain Vivek Oberoi's condition, I have no shabd, coz our Umrao Jaan wasn't being deliberately prejudiced but was actually planning to be the bride of dashing Yuva Abhishek Bachchan, which caused his heartbreak.
Munnabhai: what are you saying ?aby baby yaani apna Bunty ? wow that guy with his Dus bahaane has actually created Dhoom par uska Karisma Kapoor ke saath kuch chemical locha ho gaya tha na ?
Circuit : yeah their wedding was called off at the last minute but why.. even me not knowing ? par bhai karisma abhishek ki life mei bas ek fiza thi ..where he got to say haan maine bhi pyar kiya but Ash managed to cross his heart's LOC and that is when he started warning his friends and everybody 'kuch na kaho'
Munnabhai : And what about Babli, Rani mukherjee uske saath bhi toh apna bluffmaster chori chori love game khel raha tha ..
Circuit : nahi bhai ..Rani ko abhishek ne kabhi 'aati hai kya khandaala' nahi bola ? to her he said Mujh se dosti karogee ..inn dono hum tum ka Bas itna sa Khwaab hai.. ki yeh industry ke top actors ban jaaye .. rest is all Black and full on Paheli?
imageComing back to abhi-Ash topic .. ab dono shaadi kar rele hai ..their wedding is going to be as good as Dhoom 2 ?itna hi nahi bhai, both Abhi Ash have become like Bollywood Branjelina.. bole toh India ke love Guru ban gaye hai.. har kissi ki nazar hai dono par .. all eyes focused on them ..from mehndi to costumes .. venue to invitees, food to parties, everything they do is making news .. pehle bahut Provoke kiya media ko bhai .. kuch nahi bataate the ..Ab saath smile bhi karte hai toh headline ban jaata hai ..
Munnabhai : sahi hai bappu .. apni Rani Laxmibai aur Chotte Sarkaar kii shaadi mei apun pan jaayega .. kya love isstory hai
Circuit : Kabhi alvida na kehna ..
Munnabhai : what ??????
Circuit : matlab ..to be continued ..lets see what will happen in their wedding .. suna hai Karan Johar is choreographing all the naach gaana.. bahut mazaa aayega
(To know what will happen if Circuit and Munnabhai get invited to Jalsa? Keep watching this space ?)
RE:hmmmmm
by cricket on Apr 18, 2007 11:50 PM
Abe Jayant Rathore (real name of Akram Kh...) tu kabse muslim ho gaya? Kyun hindu kya naam mitti mein milla raha hein tu?
RE:hmmmmm
by atanu sarkar on Apr 18, 2007 10:30 PM
Hey , this is really cool man! Great job.....its really quite apt and uses all the film names very nicely.....cool.
Did u do it urself? Or whoever did it..cool. Waiting for the next part ---at the wedding...
Is there some one buy the rights of this gala event and run a marathon SOAP serial atleast for the next couple of years with over 500 episodes? To tell the truth you can run a site as successful as rediff just with the news what Ash and Abhi going to do every day from now on! There is market for every thing.come on entrepreneurs !!
guys irrespective of wether ash and abhishek have merrit or not, they sure are popular and the wedding itself has huge market in media in India and abroad. If we you don't like reading, then we just shouldn't. I am sure we have better things to do than just criticize.
RE:RE:Genuine marketing don't read if you're not interested
by cricket on Apr 18, 2007 11:51 PM
Abe Jayant Rathore (real name of Akram Kh...) tu kabse muslim ho gaya? Kyun hindu kya naam mitti mein milla raha hein tu?
May be these people who complain about Ash-Abhi marriage are in real Sharookh or Salman's fans. Poor fellows are not invited for the wedding, so these fans are venting their anger. SOUR GRAPES!!!
RE:Fans of other stars
by sss rrr on Apr 18, 2007 10:15 PM
absolutely..first of all what if they are marrying..its all media fault which is making a hoopla out of this..this is the reason why media was kept by amitabh..this is a auspicious ocassion.even if we are enemies of them..lets wish them and just have patience for 2more days..this thing will get over...till then please do not visit rediff if u want to skip this event..thr are many people who enjoy reading this stuff and still commment badly..get out of it ...just 2 days more and have patience..anyways what do u expect from rediff...after this it would be salman and katrina wedding..this is gonna repeat all the way
RE:Fans of other stars
by sss rrr on Apr 18, 2007 10:27 PM
may be becuase u did not deserve her..chill man..its not about f***ing ..its something..why the hell criticise them if media is playing the spoil sport
RE:Fans of other stars
by cricket on Apr 18, 2007 11:52 PM
Abe Jayant Rathore (real name of Akram Kh...) tu kabse muslim ho gaya? Kyun hindu kya naam mitti mein milla raha hein tu?
RE:Top from pakistani agent
by alhad sathe on Apr 18, 2007 10:13 PM
There is a big fan club of Amitabh in Pakistan. Even President Musharaf likes him. So they can n't be doing these. These are sour grapes of Salman or Shahrookh!
RE:Top from pakistani agent
by cricket on Apr 18, 2007 11:53 PM
Abe Jayant Rathore (real name of Akram Kh...) tu kabse muslim ho gaya? Kyun hindu kya naam mitti mein milla raha hein tu?
RE:We only pakistani are condeming this marriage
by amar reddy on Apr 18, 2007 10:11 PM
tumhe hamesha jalan kyo hoti jabh bhi ham kush hotey hai.aap se raha nahi jaata.only god can save you.i tell you what send a special team from lashker-e-toiba and they will have a blast at sangeet.
