I also want to become minister , how easy it will be i will sit in office and exploit nation's wealth for 5 years, when terms gets over i will go out and Say i am SECULAR, i will put few Hindus or still ironically so called majority( Although what is condition of Hindus in India, everybody knows) in jail or something like that, wow so easy for me, than i will also go to place like Amethi and say why do you vote for Rahul gandhi, people will act like slaves and shout because Rahul baba works for us (God knows where is the work done by Congress in last 60 years, but i liked their style, keep country poor and slave and rule them). I will be so happy as a minister i can rule 116 crore slaves and soon it will be 150 crores, my God people will try to run from India, only as a minister i will stay. Guys please let me know how to enter into politics and rule slaves and collect wealth for my coming generation. Well two things i know, i have to say i am SECULAR and BJP is COMMUNAL, so give some other advise, apart from these two what else i should do.
Thanks to all my country men who will help me in becoming minister in advance
Re: Advice needed to become politician
by liberal ass on May 14, 2009 04:06 PM
good one... the last thing you would need is money. Invest around 2-3 crore and you can get atleast 50 times more returns. collect money from people to open a "cooperative" party and assure them returns. this can be a good business model. :-)
Re: Re: Advice needed to become politician
by Rk Sharma on May 14, 2009 10:37 AM
Well that is ok that they are bigger visionaries, you tell me some way so that i can also become minister, say i am SECULAR and eat away all wealth without doing anything. It will be easy for me to wear kurta and go to people in every 5 years and i will put up even a recorded message in my office saying, I am secular and BJP is communal. You give me advice how to set my foot into politics
Re: Re: Re: Re: Advice needed to become politician
by Magnolia Blossom on May 14, 2009 12:26 PM
Or, be like Varun and say some bitter truth in front of public.
Earlier there used to be Congress Vs all other parties trying to keep it out. These days it is BJP Vs all other parties. Looks like the scenario has changed.
With so many smaller parties, it is a challenge for anyone to keep everyone happy. This is a sad face of world's largest democracy. I hope, after this election people will learn to vote for national parties in loksabha.
Re: First emergency for next PM will be keeping the govt itself
by Madhukar Chiddarwar on May 14, 2009 12:40 PM
The fact of life today is, if central govt and state govt is formed by the same party, then the interest of the state is ignored or interest of the state is compromised by the party to win friend for central govt. The states which are ruled by regional parties are better able to do justice to the state than a national party. It is therefore in the interest of every state to vote a regional party to form the govt in state and not the national party. See the example of Tamil Nadu run by DMK, they are able to get maximum benifits for the tamils and Tamil Nadu. On the other side see the example of Maharashtra run by Congress, which is also running the country, where interest of local people and interest of Maharashtr is sacrifised for pleasind others in Delhi.
AA has turned into a parrot card reader! Terrorists were there and will be there. we have already seen the worst from Kalistanis, plane bombing, attack on Parliament by Jihadists, Bombay mayhem, hujarat riot, Delhi riot and so on. AA don't know this? Recession is global may get worst or may recover. Did you wake up yesterday ?
Re: AA is following ARoy
by Guest on May 14, 2009 09:34 AM
This poor chap "AA" claimed fame through a book (err Novel!) bad mouthing India and Indians coz it sells abroad. No fault of yours Mr AA.... we indians deserve it! But shame on you.... what have you done to improve your motherland than just making money for your PERSONAL use. I strongly object the way you or opportunists like you portray India, you don't deserve to be called an Indian :-(
