Re: Another 11 things if the IPL is nationalised !
by Rahul on Jul 05, 2010 09:57 PM
Really nice one... Its really something thats made me smile today :) Keep up the creativity mate
Re: Another 11 things if the IPL is nationalised !
by Harpreet on Jul 05, 2010 10:16 PM
One of the funniest messages that I'v read in a while.You sure know the Doordarshan set-up perfectely. A small addition --- Commentator team shall be picked from the following ---- Dr. Narrotam Puri, Jasdev Singh, Sushil Doshi and Wing Cmdr Subir Dutt.
1. The new Commissioner of the IPL, replacing Lalit Modi, will be an IAS officer, 1989 batch, transferred from the Food Corporation of India 2. Mayawati will demand, however, that the new Chairman should be her own candidate, Mr Dalit Modi.3. The name of Mumbai Indians will immediately be changed to Mumbai Manus. It will, naturally, field only Maharashtrians (preferably Maharshtrian Brahmins). All other players will have their legs broken. Zaheer Khan will have his house burned down. So will Irfan Pathan, Yusuf Pathan and Mohd Kaif.4. The Chennai Super Kings team will renamed Dravida Cricket Kazhagam. Subsequently one faction will break away and the team will split into DCK (DMK) and AIADCK, owing allegience to Karunanidhi and Jayalalitha respectively 5. Each political party will have its own team: BJP Bandits, Congress Cobras, CPI Cadres, Samajwadi Strikers, CPM Challengers, Trinamul Tigers etc 6. Auction of players will be replaced by teams calling for tenders for players. The lowest priced players will be picked.7. Cheerleaders will be replaced by honourable ministers who will give speeches during breaks in the match 8. Sonia Gandhi will insist that 30% of each team should be reserved for be women 9. Mayawati will demand that SC/ST players will need to run for only 18 yards instead of 22 yards between the wickets 10. Third Umpire requests will have to be filled in triplicate and duly notarized 11. All Third Umpire decisions will be referred to a Joint Committee.
