The sad fact is that Pakistan is a failed state. A significant part of the population there don't even seem willing to be part of this so-called Islamic Republic. Why else would their Central Govt. have acquiesced to the Taliban's demands and surrendered the Swat valley? It was a sure sign that Islamabad had given up on enforcing the laws as prescribed by the Pakistan Constitution in that region. The world may recognize only two countries (Pakistan & Afghanistan) there. But, the reality is turning out to be very different. These attacks all appear to be part of a larger strategy to destabilize the region we know as Pakistan so that more & more parts of this country will go under the control of these elements who clearly do not acknowledge or respect the Pakistani Constitution. The whole region (which I shall term Pakfanistan) is in turmoil & is not worthy of visiting. As for the injuries & death caused by this tragedy, the responsibilty for that can be clearly laid at the doors of the Cricket Boards of Pakistan & Sri Lanka. Both these institutions were cash-strapped & arranged this tour hastily to make a quick buck. The result is now evident for all to see. My sincere condolences to everyone hurt by this atrocity...
Who cares for poor policemen killed while escorting cricketers ? We love Cricket and cricketers . Article seems to be saying this and directed in this direction only.
Now China will extend it's support to Pakistan by sending their cricket team. Chinese cricketers will go to the stadiums in battle tanks instead of buses. Mao Lao Khao will be leading the team from China. Every ball Umar Gul will bowl will be a bouncer as the Chinese are very short. Every bowler in the guest team will be a left arm chinaman. Burqa clad women will be the cheer leaders. If rain disrupts the match the result will be reached by Sharia law (no duckworth lewis method as that is unislamic). The trophy for which both the teams will be playing will be called Chowmein trophy instead of Champions Trophy.
Chances are there that Bangladesh and Afghanistan will participate. Istead of medals 1 kilo of beef will be given to the members of the winning team and the man of the match will get an AK 47. The man of the series will get one way ticket to SWAT for vacation. Bangladeshi players will revolt for better pay and in the process kill their captain and vice captain in the net practice. Afghan cricketers being poorest will accept whatever they get thats is leftover bats and pads of the dead Bangladeshi players.
Re: New Series
by gandu on Mar 04, 2009 02:19 AM
Nice creativity.............. Actually excellent imaginative work. Keep it up. Someday write a book on it. I will b the first one to read it.
Re: Re: New Series
by Ashok Bhatia on Mar 04, 2009 03:20 AM
Reminds of a story by Mr Sibram Chakrabarty on Pakistan shia/cia, sunni/shunni(zero),shunya/(0) marg
It is laughing attitude that whenever bloodshed happens in Pakistan ,it blames india and India blames pakistan,both have hardline eliments who want war and kill poors.In reality both are failed state,they cannot prevent theire inner problems,Pakistan is totally out of control of terrorists,tomarrow we may hear the news that terrorists captured the power in pak ? war is not a situation, still both the nation have to identify theire inner problems and must sort it out and eliminate all hardline islamic and hindu terrorists groups.
