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Sania Mirza''s family slams media


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Bira Pandy
@KK
by Bira Pandy on Jul 14, 2010 11:18 PM  | Hide replies

"How about computer stimulation? Will that be agreeable to our ImranMian?"

Yes, provided the computer stimulation is operated by any UniversalBrother who has indepth knowledge of JannatPhotoshop softare running on PaedoM operating system!! Else, ImranMian will release the antiKafir virus to sterilize the stimulation!!

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KK
Re: @KK
by KK on Jul 14, 2010 11:28 PM
Yeah, nice one. Hope the stimulation gets activated at ultra high speed and the revolver fires the bullets at rapid pace.

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Southern Gentleman
Shoaib has got his priorities right.
by Southern Gentleman on Jul 14, 2010 11:13 PM  | Hide replies

"...the reason for his dropping was poor form".
He knows where his form has got to be top notch.

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KK
Re: Shoaib has got his priorities right.
by KK on Jul 14, 2010 11:14 PM
His form at the moment is not good either in bed or off bed. Something wrong, needs thorough ISI investigation..

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Pervez Musharraf
In cricket terms
by Pervez Musharraf on Jul 14, 2010 11:10 PM  | Hide replies

Shoiab failed miserably fielding in the deep gully between two fine legs.. he has hit wicket on the first ball of the practice session.. night watchman session was worst as he could not deal with the 'bouncers'

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KK
Re: In cricket terms
by KK on Jul 14, 2010 11:16 PM
HE is better off fielding behind the sight screen where his wicket will work at a torpedo pace. He needs not night watchmen sessions, but right sessions in the net to show him what he do and how done. The Asst coach of Pak team can share his expertise

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rasheed Koloth
Re: Re: In cricket terms
by rasheed Koloth on Jul 14, 2010 11:23 PM
old video od s.a.n.i.a in bed shud be rocking session for him

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KK
Re: Re: Re: In cricket terms
by KK on Jul 14, 2010 11:32 PM
Unfortunately the old videos are sold out. Nevertheless he sees some other ultra cool stuff on his mobile to get his system to fire up.

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Idaho
Pak Cricket Board
by Idaho on Jul 14, 2010 11:04 PM  | Hide replies

PCB officials were not happy with Sanias performance.Hence they axed shoaib

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ratan goswami
Re: Pak Cricket Board
by ratan goswami on Jul 14, 2010 11:05 PM
can you be specific on what performance of Sania.

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rasheed Koloth
Re: Re: Pak Cricket Board
by rasheed Koloth on Jul 14, 2010 11:24 PM
A fielder was already posted in gully when Imran mia had come he was depressed hence walked off with his stump

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KK
Re: Re: Pak Cricket Board
by KK on Jul 14, 2010 11:18 PM
All round performance, from bed to nets.

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Pervez Musharraf
Re: Pak Cricket Board
by Pervez Musharraf on Jul 14, 2010 11:08 PM
she can single 'handedly' carry the whole team on her 'shoulders'

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KK
Re: Re: Pak Cricket Board
by KK on Jul 14, 2010 11:12 PM
Will she singlehandedly fit all theirs in hers?


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ratan goswami
Re: Re: Pak Cricket Board
by ratan goswami on Jul 14, 2010 11:09 PM
she has a lot of energy just carry only or what ?

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rasheed Koloth
Re: Re: Re: Pak Cricket Board
by rasheed Koloth on Jul 14, 2010 11:25 PM
Courtesy Indian Tennis Associationa and Bhupati PTennis Coaching classes

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jimmy joseph
This
by jimmy joseph on Jul 14, 2010 11:02 PM  | Hide replies

woman was more 'talkative' and 'less active' in field.

That's the reason she didn't get any respected 'Crown' in tennis.

She can at least take some wisdom from 'Saina to .................... no of woman achievers of India and try her luck again for her fahter in law land.

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sujan kar
Re: This
by sujan kar on Jul 14, 2010 11:23 PM
I think Sania and Shoaib can take retirement now and when their aha, aha will finish then they will do coach job.

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Pervez Musharraf
Sania is the beacon of minorities
by Pervez Musharraf on Jul 14, 2010 11:01 PM  | Hide replies

She conquered India..now conquering pakistan..next on the list is dubai london US australia Japan before settling down in bangladesh

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Bira Pandy
Re: Sania is the beacon of minorities
by Bira Pandy on Jul 14, 2010 11:08 PM
That's the reason her assets are getting enlarged day by day which might end with a BigBang explosion one fine day!!

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KK
Re: Re: Sania is the beacon of minorities
by KK on Jul 14, 2010 11:11 PM
They must be getting enlarged by Botox or sponge treatment. Big bang means Shoaib'sD will hang permanently.

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Bira Pandy
Re: Re: Re: Sania is the beacon of minorities
by Bira Pandy on Jul 14, 2010 11:20 PM
LOL :)

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ratan goswami
Re: Sania is the beacon of minorities
by ratan goswami on Jul 14, 2010 11:06 PM
no no in Sudan

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ratan goswami
They are playing Cricten
by ratan goswami on Jul 14, 2010 10:55 PM  | Hide replies

You need a Bat and a ball to play Cric ten.
So Shoaib is playing with his small sponsored bat with larger then two tennis balls of Sania in London.


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Bira Pandy
Re: They are playing Cricten
by Bira Pandy on Jul 14, 2010 10:59 PM
Both tennis and cricket need just one bat and one ball. But when there are 2 balls to play with, 2 bats are required in either of the games: it is within the rules of the game!!

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KK
Re: Re: They are playing Cricten
by KK on Jul 14, 2010 11:02 PM
No problem, a tennis bat and a cricket bat can be used to dumble the stick inside.

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KK
Re: They are playing Cricten
by KK on Jul 14, 2010 10:59 PM
The show must be houseful with a full house watching the spine chilling blockbuster.


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