I admire Woods for his achievements in Golf but can't understand why he feels "Selfish" instead of "Guilty". Selfish means one who allows only himself to leverage the opportunities barring others' chances. Is he realizing he should have given his wife chances like what he relished :)) (Sorry, It came in mind - I can't help)
Dog was chasing Sardar, He runs, but laughing. A man asks why are you laughing? Sardar replies "I have put airtel sim but Hutch network is following me!!!"