INDIAN OLYMPICS By our cricket correspondent Indian Association of Olympics (IAO) recommended the following new sports items which are coming naturally to Indians to be included in forthcoming Olympics so that India can win some gold medals.
Standing: Standing comes naturally to Indians and most sportsmen. Participants in it can practice throughout the year by merely waiting in queues. For the actual occasion, when the gun goes off at the starting line, sportsmen will stand and wait and wait. The winner will inevitably be an Indian. Team Spitting Event: A relay race where contestants are asked to spit in any part of a public building except in the spittoon. Red Light Jump: Instead of the long or high jump, atheletes will have to wait in vehicles at street junctions and asked to jump the stop light. Waterless Polo: As a prelude to the summer Olympics, and the lack of water in summer, the committee proposed that swimmers contest a waterless polo event, thereby also reducing their chances of contracting water-borne disease. Caste Relay Race: A 400-meter relay race in which the four national castes are represented along with other sub-castes and sub-subcastes. Public Urination: The Olympic Committee decided to elevate public urination to the level of competitive sport. Bribery: Archery in which India secured a miserable 84th position at Dhaka will be replaced by bribery, in which India will undoubtedly manage a much better one in the forthcoming Bhopal Olympics
OLYMPICS is a mirror shows our Politicians are Impotent Dogs. Olympics is a benchmark of How responsible the Leadership is and how sensitive they are towards the civil society at large. Here the Lampoons wretched lusty animals only allowed to become politician and their favourite hiding place is behind 'LIKE PEOPLE LIKE LEADER" excuse which is a farce and shameless stupid argument. Politicians are themselves the most rotten problem of this Nation who only know to eat taxpayers money and loot the nation. OLYMPICS show how the Democratic system in our country is looted by the Impotent people called Politicians of land.
RE:olympics
by Chanakya on Aug 12, 2008 04:58 PM
may be you can wish your great grand son to witness that, given the present set of politicians and sport minister... Do you have an idea of the total amount spent on Olympics for the facilities and infrastructure? When India think of Olympics on grounds, countries like China and US would plan to conduct Olympics in Mars and Moon (have we come out of the debt of Asiad yet?)
RE:olympics
by In Search on Aug 12, 2008 05:02 PM
Don't over rate China and under rate India. Your country has great and tremendous potential. But the real problem is people are lazy, greedy and are not united for the National cause. To solve all these things India needs a super strong leadership. Perhaps better than Chinese, say a leader like Putin who can crack the whip of the erratic and lunatic Indians and make them to work. Then the country will rise, in most of the ranks including sports. And stop complaining about excessive population, corruption, illiteracy and whatnot.
RE:olympics
by Chanakya on Aug 12, 2008 05:08 PM
I disagree with you... I will certainly over ratre China over India for the hard work and fighting spirit what they have... see the infrastructure, facilities, industrial growth, employment generation, hardware revolution etc. in china... with a couple of BPOs (not even software developing companies) don't even think of looking at China... for for hosting the Olympics, with the given poverty, pathetic infrastructure, corrupted politicians, it will take another 150 years for India to be approved for Olympics... take a bet... am an Indian - just saying the truth..
RE:olympics
by In Search on Aug 12, 2008 05:44 PM
Frankly I feel pity for you and your 'living' state in that great country. My dream of India can't have any space for the people like you whose are internally killed, and carry no positive energy (that's what your Gold medal winner has given a message to you people - people in India are really sucked up with the disease called Negativism!)
RE:olympics
by Gaurav Rawat on Aug 12, 2008 05:02 PM
CommonWealth Games 2010 would be the biggest embarrasment for india and after that it will not be given chance to hold any event for another 100 years...thats the reality..i can only laugh when shiela dixit said "people would forget melbourne after commomwealth 2010"..i guess she might be right in some sense :D
RE:olympics
by Chanakya on Aug 12, 2008 05:16 PM
Dear Gaurav... probably the politicians understand the meaning of 'commonwealth' differently asw ' common wealth'... because they don't understand anything other than Wealth
Huang had promised to throw himself off one of the countless high-rise buildings situated in the Chinese capital if his team didn't make up for the disappointment of failing to get a medal in Athens by winning on home soil but was spared the fate thanks to a superb performance by the China team.
RE:Feel sorry
by Varghese Baby on Aug 12, 2008 04:56 PM
If Lahore (Pakistan) born LK Advani now representing as the face of Indian Hindutva and also next candidate for NDA, then what is the issue if we proud with raj's medal ?
RE:Feel sorry
by CMat on Aug 12, 2008 06:44 PM
What a pathetic thinking man...If u cant do it atleast,try to appreciate someones achievement in sport...
Punjabi's, Gujjus are striking while 'Marathi manoos' is selling 'Shiv-Vada' (Vada Pav).. Shame on you Raj Thakeray.. where are you.. Ban this Olympics!...
RE:Ban Olympics...
by Manish Kulkarni on Aug 12, 2008 04:58 PM
Ravi Bhavsar is a pure Marathi Manoos.Bhavsar is Rangari Community in Maharashtra.Most of the Marathis cross maharashtra for job and settled down there.Bhavsar parents can one of them.Mind you is pure from marathi community.
RE:Ban Olympics...
by CMat on Aug 12, 2008 06:49 PM
DWH ...for your knowledge ..It was a Marathi who brought first individual medal for India (1952)...And if u being screwed by Raj Thakrey this is wrong place to write about it..This is about someones achievement in sport....
RE:Ban Olympics...
by a s on Aug 12, 2008 04:50 PM
Its better to sell Vada Pav honestly rather doing Corruption,Ghotala like Harshad Mehta, Bharat Shah
RE:Ban Olympics...
by yash on Aug 12, 2008 06:30 PM
How much money Sharad Paward has made do you know that?? without doing corruption ..how much coruption done by thakreys?? Marathi manus will stil love there leaders ..can you belive that?
these rediff guys always try to act smart by putting in the news they think would attract maximum attention like this one...this Raj was born in USA and i doubt he even knows where gujrat is like most of the americans-they just don't care and why they should..its only people like us indians who get a false sense of pride in things like these...he may not even be aware of things happening on this discussion forum just because he has an indian name...
RE:dont fool people
by bini on Aug 12, 2008 05:02 PM
There is nothing to proud for him to be an Indian.. Its not India where he got all the training and opportunity from.. He made proud a country where he lives in and the country truly deserved.. I doubt he could have even got the right training in India forget about the oppurtunity.....
RE:dont fool people
by Raja Ravan on Aug 12, 2008 04:54 PM
Forget Desi Even if Whites would not consider him than what, you ask to Raj he would say proudly he his from USA and US citizen. Rawat is correct.