If you last in your dirty political career long enough, you can be assured that in your death, the other surviving dirty politicians will give you GRAND SEND-OFF, with State honors, even draping the NATIONAL FLAG around you -- something only real martyrs deserve.
All your corruption convictions, all your Naxzi-style hate-mongering against hapless communities, will be conveniently swept aside, and you will be gloriously eulogized to heights that even you would have never dreamed of.
