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IB divided over appointment of new chief


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Sam
CIA Mossad MI5
by Sam on Nov 25, 2012 11:49 PM

The underworld is controlled by D Ibrahim. Now if IB is controlled by A Ibrahim, things will turn against you guys.

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Sam
CIA Mossad MI5
by Sam on Nov 25, 2012 11:48 PM

The underworld is controlled by D Ibrahim. Now if IB is controlled by A Ibrahim, things will turn against you guys.

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Sam
CIA Mossad please do something
by Sam on Nov 25, 2012 11:48 PM

The underworld is controlled by D Ibrahim. Now if IB is controlled by A Ibrahim, things will turn against you guys.

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Bodh Ramdeo
IB boss
by Bodh Ramdeo on Nov 25, 2012 11:01 PM

Like that other one with three initials, this one too takes its orders directly from the ruing cabal, and is only good for spooking the enemies of the ruling family.

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Vishvaksenah E
He is eligible.
by Vishvaksenah E on Nov 25, 2012 10:21 PM

His name is Asif Ibrahim.
He is a secularist.

Even if he belongs to the 2011 batch and superceded many other officers, he is eligible.

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jet
Vote bank appointments
by jet on Nov 25, 2012 10:08 PM  | Hide replies

Congress choose him instead of 3 other seniors just because he is from minority community and they think his appointment will bring them some more votes in the next year election season

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Vishvaksenah E
Re: Vote bank appointments
by Vishvaksenah E on Nov 25, 2012 10:14 PM
jet,
I fully endorse what you have written.
Unfortunately sane people like you and me will be criticised by our own "secular"brethren.

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Chris
Wiki-Limericks : MMS, PC, Madam and the Klown-Prince of Italy
by Chris on Nov 25, 2012 08:13 PM  | Hide replies

Tragic Comedy

There once was an "Economics-Genius" named MMS
Who was servile to Famiglia-Maino in excess
He lost sleep when the man held in Oz
Turned out to be an Indian Moz
EVMs, CEC & Vote-Banks gave MMS election-success.

The Nation's resources MMS gave to the Minority-Community
Denying the Majority the Right to have Equal-Opportunity
To any who probed, loftily he did declare :
" Of not one single scam am I even aware,
And as Caesar's-Wife, I have Diplomatic-Immunity."

Protest his innocence loudly though he might
As MMS assures the Nation that all is right
Clearly, no clothes does our Emperor wear
Even as he clings to the Royal-Chair
From which the Nation wishes he would alight.

There once was an erudite gentleman named PC
Any mention of ‘Sivaganga’ made him very queasy
Thrice-counted were the Votes, to ensure Error
Wherever he looked, he saw only "Saffron-Terror"
Wonder what he’s hiding under his Veshti !

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Chris
Re: Wiki-Limericks : MMS, PC, Madam and the Klown-Prince of Italy
by Chris on Nov 25, 2012 08:14 PM

There once was a lady named Antonia
Who fancied herself Queen of India
She could barely speak Hindi
Yet claimed to be a Gandhi
Which made Indians forget she was a Phony-ia.

Antonia broke her little toe-nail, and grew very afraid
Then flew off to the US to get American Medical Aid
Fumed Dr. MMS, “I could have fixed her toe-nail for free
For I am a Real-Doctor, does our Madam not trust me ?
All it would have taken me is a 5-Rupee-BandAid. “

There once was a lad named Raoul Maino
Who was less Indian and more Italiano
He never studied or worked at any job
For he had the backing of the Eyetalian Mob
And his Bofors-Billions safe with Uncle Ottavio.

A Right-Royal Dunce is this our mediocre Amul-Baby
Fit only to be Klown-Prince of Mafiosi Sicily & Italy
But his great-grand-dad, then his grandma Indira
And then his dad, all jumped onto the Throne of India
So, now we're stuck with the Amul-Baby and its Mommy !

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Vishvaksenah E
Re: Wiki-Limericks : MMS, PC, Madam and the Klown-Prince of Italy
by Vishvaksenah E on Nov 25, 2012 10:18 PM
Excellent!I enjoyed it.
Keep writing more such limericks.

But be careful; you might be arrested by the authorities as you have dared to criticise "respectable"folks

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