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'There's no leader like Rahul Gandhi in India'


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Chris
Wiki-Limericks : MMS, Madam and the Klown-Prince of Italy
by Chris on Apr 10, 2011 11:46 PM

Tragic Comedy

There once was an " Economics-Genius " named MMS
Who was servile to Famiglia-Maino in excess
He lost sleep when the man held in Oz
Turned out to be an Indian Moz
EVMs, CEC & Vote-Banks gave him election-success.

The Nation's resources MMS gave to the Minority-Community
Denying the Majority the Right to have Equal-Opportunity
To any who probed, loftily he did declare
" Of not one single scam am I even aware,
And as Caesar's wife, I have Diplomatic-Immunity."

Protest his innocence loudly though he might
As MMS assures the Nation that all is right
Clearly, no clothes does our Emperor wear
Even as he clings to the Royal-Chair
From which the Nation wishes he would alight.

There once was a lady named Antonia
Who fancied herself Queen of India
She could barely speak Hindi
Yet claimed to be a Gandhi
Which made Indians forget she was a Phony-ia.

There once was a lad named Raoul Maino
Who was less Indian and more Italiano
He never studied or worked at a job
For he had the backing of the Eyetalian Mob
And his Bofors-Billions safe with Uncle Ottavio.

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Chris
Wiki-Limericks : MMS, Madam and the Klown-Prince of Italy
by Chris on Apr 10, 2011 11:46 PM

Tragic Comedy

There once was an " Economics-Genius " named MMS
Who was servile to Famiglia-Maino in excess
He lost sleep when the man held in Oz
Turned out to be an Indian Moz
EVMs, CEC & Vote-Banks gave him election-success.

The Nation's resources MMS gave to the Minority-Community
Denying the Majority the Right to have Equal-Opportunity
To any who probed, loftily he did declare
" Of not one single scam am I even aware,
And as Caesar's wife, I have Diplomatic-Immunity."

Protest his innocence loudly though he might
As MMS assures the Nation that all is right
Clearly, no clothes does our Emperor wear
Even as he clings to the Royal-Chair
From which the Nation wishes he would alight.

There once was a lady named Antonia
Who fancied herself Queen of India
She could barely speak Hindi
Yet claimed to be a Gandhi
Which made Indians forget she was a Phony-ia.

There once was a lad named Raoul Maino
Who was less Indian and more Italiano
He never studied or worked at a job
For he had the backing of the Eyetalian Mob
And his Bofors-Billions safe with Uncle Ottavio.

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bjprss@rediffmail.com
AMUL BABY
by bjprss@rediffmail.com on Apr 10, 2011 11:02 PM

IS ZERO ON BRAINS

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Di Pi
Dynasty
by Di Pi on Apr 10, 2011 10:41 PM

Shame on the Family Lickers.

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vivek bansal
What a joke
by vivek bansal on Apr 10, 2011 08:25 PM

Firstly Rahul gandhi is not an able leader.
Secondly what Mr benny will do if his mentor
leaves the country in view of events taking
shape during last one year.

Stop chamchagiri,Mr.Benny.

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bjprss@rediffmail.com
MINORIY (REAL MAJORITY) APPEASEMENT,
by bjprss@rediffmail.com on Apr 10, 2011 05:03 PM  | Hide replies

ONLY CHRISTOS AND MUSSIS ARE GETTING TICKETS, CONVERSION WILL BE A PREREQUISITE TO GET TICKET UNDER ANTI NATIONAL CONGI

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this that
Re: MINORIY (REAL MAJORITY) APPEASEMENT,
by this that on Apr 10, 2011 07:42 PM
AS PER NAQVI IN WIKILICKS, RAUL HAS
personality problems"" of an emotional or psychological nature .. PSYCHO ON THE SEAT HAHA WTF

Rahul has failed as an MP

he ""is causing more harm than good"" and operates at cross-purposes to the state Congress leadership

Priyanka, enter politics, as she was judged to be more intelligent and savvy

Gandhi dynastic politics had no future, as the family has run out of prime ministerial candidates with appropriate charisma.

Rahul is far below even his father in political ability

Rahul disdains the Delhi social scene, in contrast to most of his political peers..

BY NAQVI IN WIKILICKS

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bjprss@rediffmail.com
Re: MINORIY (REAL MAJORITY) APPEASEMENT,
by bjprss@rediffmail.com on Apr 10, 2011 05:50 PM
VATICAN AGENT MAMA MILO WILL BAPTIZE INDIA

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bjprss@rediffmail.com
Re: Re: MINORIY (REAL MAJORITY) APPEASEMENT,
by bjprss@rediffmail.com on Apr 10, 2011 06:32 PM
REDIFF NOT ALLOWING NEW POSTS AS BABY MILO IS CORNERED

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Gazab Khopadi
Other side
by Gazab Khopadi on Apr 10, 2011 04:11 PM

Ask those who were expecting the tickets but didnot get it. Take their opinion too!!!

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G Uppal
Rediff forgot to mention - SPONSORED ARTICLE
by G Uppal on Apr 10, 2011 04:07 PM

Rediff should mention this at the end or top.
DISCLAIMER - "This is a sponsored article by rediff, in its continued effort to lick it's lord raul."

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ramesh
where was rahul
by ramesh on Apr 10, 2011 04:03 PM  | Hide replies

where was Rahul during 2g, commonwealth games, and Anna fast. Why didn't he take the charge or made any remarks regarding this.

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satar fatar
Re: where was rahul
by satar fatar on Apr 10, 2011 04:06 PM
His mom have asked him to keep quiet..cause he is 39 years old YOUNG??? boy...

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bjprss@rediffmail.com
Re: Re: where was rahul
by bjprss@rediffmail.com on Apr 10, 2011 05:05 PM
BABY RAOL IS ANTI INDIA SO WHY SHOULD HE BOTHER

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Siul Azuosd
Masih will be remembered
by Siul Azuosd on Apr 10, 2011 03:53 PM  | Hide replies

What Masih has said today will be remembered by mojority of the Indians when Rahul will lead India as PM.

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satar fatar
Re: Masih will be remembered
by satar fatar on Apr 10, 2011 03:57 PM
Congresii are against Rahul...Wikileaks have revealed it....keep dreaming...what is the size of pamper for baba??

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