This was one of the best mails which I had received..that bought a smile on my face.....worth sharing....what a beginning by the speaker..
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile. A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about a rishi named Kashyapa of Kashmir ( Kashyapa, son of Marichi, son of Brahma), after whom Kashmir is named.
When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.'
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.'
The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there at that time.'
The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'
".......And they say Kashmir belongs to them.............................................. ???
Re: And they say Kashmir belongs to ?????????
by JAKE on Sep 30, 2010 11:10 AM
One fine day that the whole world belongs to them and later the whole universe
Eliminate pak from the world map once and for all. All the countries of the world, especially USA, NATO allies, Israel and India should join hands and finish pakistan forever. only barren land should remain there. or it should look like a huge crater on the earth, the shape and size of pakistan! because pakistan is the rotten gangarene affected limb of this beautiful planet. it breeds and exports its malignant terrorism all over the world. therefore, permanent surgical amputation and clinical disposal thereof is the only remedy! Viva India! Hindustan Zindabad! Jai Hind!
Re: Re: Re: Re: good morning
by hari on Sep 30, 2010 11:15 AM
do you have an account on facebook?..well i was busy also because lots of work to be done before bengal shuts down for puja holidays..could not attend suuppu's marriage in bangalore.
Re: GOOD SUCCESS
by Jitesh Agrawal on Sep 30, 2010 11:08 AM
its needs shrewd international diplomacy to handle things, congress only knows how to appease minority to grab power and then sell off anything and everything to indulge in curroption, where is nation on their priority list????
By claiming J&K to be disputed territory, does this moron admit that Porkistan is involved in terrorist activities in outside territories? It is high time some dynamite sticks shoved up this crazy nuts butt...
Re: Village Moron
by JAKE on Sep 30, 2010 11:00 AM
Do u any doubts that Pornistan is not involved in terror activities in Kashmir? It does not take more than a born recently baby to answer that
CHINA is the real problem for INDIA, not even Paki, they can be crushed, but its their policies with CHina that they are talking in this tone. CHINA is a backstabber, they are creating trouble for us from behind the scenes. I wish all eastern countries form a force to crush these two.
Re: Re: Baluchistan
by JAKE on Sep 30, 2010 10:49 AM
The whole of Pornistan is itself disputed. Till date the dispute is going on in the minds of the people
