Imagine when our President goes abroad carrying her own security men and cars and equipment. These security men are acting like big studs. Saddam did not want UN to check his country for arms as he was sure they were full of US spies. Wonder how many bugs will be set up here in Taj and how many will be removed later!!!!Hope there is some of our people with them to monitor their acitivities. Some of their Secret service people would have already landed in India as tourists weeks earlier and checking out the places but they cant walk around with big(big)gadgets
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Obama, the Dalai Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment.
"Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
Obama rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped. The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dalai Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have
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by Cedric Vaz on Nov 04, 2010 09:00 PM
This is really an old joke, dud ! All you have done is replaced the name Bush with that of Obama.
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by malai kofta on Nov 04, 2010 09:28 PM
Hi vaz, Good evening....the old one was posted by myself.
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by malai kofta on Nov 04, 2010 08:27 PM
your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
