SRK went to his doctor Pulsar seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy.
"When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and stick it completely up your a $ $ hole.
Then remove it, rewrap it, and place it back with all the others in such a fashion as you can't tell which one it is.
The aversion is obvious: you won't dare smoke any of them, not knowing which is the treated cigar."
"Thanks doc, I'll try it." And he did. But three weeks later he came back and saw the doctor again.
"What? My recommendation didn't work? It was supposed to be effective even in the most addictive of cases, such as yours is!"
"Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my addiction," said SRK . "What in the hell is that supposed to mean?" "Well, I don't smoke cigars anymore, but now I can't go to sleep at night unless I have a cigar shoved up my a $ $..."
Search for 'Spectrum Scandal – 10000 crore to sonia gandhi’s account' you'll know many things abt this lady.
Between December 26, 2007 and January 5, 2008, Ms. Sonia Gandhi was sent Rs. 10,000 crores in dollars equivalent by Raja’s benefactors into her Cayman Island Bank of America account, which incidentally Rahul Gandhi also operates. This was at the time of the allocation of 2G spectrum on first-come-first-served basis and on prices fixed in 2001. Indian pro congress media delibretely kept mum on this.
10,000 crores is a petty sum when compared to what Sonia Antonio Maino and Raul John Paul (AKA Rahul Gandhi) are raking in everyday. An estimate is hard to make, but they are getting about Rs. 1000 crore/day in the kickbacks from all the ministries.
Re: Please do this
by sipahiesoniaji on Feb 12, 2010 12:25 PM
u hindibaniyas,brahmins cant digest a tamildalit being a importantminister.so doing allkind ofscumactivities
Re: Re: PLEASE SUPPORT VHP, & NOT mnik
by sipahiesoniaji on Feb 12, 2010 12:30 PM
southindianhindus,northeasthindus,bengalihindus are flocking to the htthreatres
knowing the present situation in India SRK should've cautioned bit more before pouring out his sentiments towards Pakis. Indians has the freedom to do everything but what has happened now. The media vultures waiting in hunger got it blown out to such an extension that now we have to wait and watch how many more will jump into to the wagon now. Finally the producers,artists,technicians and the film goers are suffering all because of this great Khan childish talk at the wrong time.Media instead of helping MNIK team infact helped the shivainiks by giving it so much importance so that this friction is kept going and they have a hot breaking news to keep them going till they get another corpse
Search for 'Spectrum Scandal – 10000 crore to sonia gandhi’s account' you'll know many things abt this lady.
Between December 26, 2007 and January 5, 2008, Ms. Sonia Gandhi was sent Rs. 10,000 crores in dollars equivalent by Raja’s benefactors into her Cayman Island Bank of America account, which incidentally Rahul Gandhi also operates. This was at the time of the allocation of 2G spectrum on first-come-first-served basis and on prices fixed in 2001.
