As if Ms. PZ is a celebrity and that too missed! IIFA is crap. Remember what happened recently in Goa? And people of India, grow up, at least in the Tinsel town. AB is not the only icon for everything in India (head massage oil, for God's sake!)
Mr Bachchan: Hello!! Hello IIFA management! When will the invitation arrive for our family? IIFA: (hesitatingly) - Sorry Sir. This year invitations are already sent long back to selected people. All the awards are already negotiated. Mr Bachchan: (baffled) - What are you talking about? We are a family of Super Star and Miss World. We are always ready to promote your show and dance whenever you ask us. We are ready to come even if you do not give us any award. IIFA: - Hold on, Sir. I’ll be back in a few. (There is some discussion among IIFA guys. Finally the IIFA guy comes back on phone) IIFA: - Sir, there is only one way you can get invitations for this year. It is a bit involved and I am not sure if you can do it. Mr Bachchan: (euphorically) – Anything!!! We can do anything for that. Just tell me. IIFA: (with utmost caution) – Sir, our audience here is dying to see Salman especially since Dabangg and now Ready. That guy is unstoppable. Unfortunately our management has not been able to reach him yet. We are very much worried as we really need him for our show. We are ready to give you anything if you can convince Salman to attend IIFA. Based on our research, it is found that Salman is known among his friends as a friend for life. Our team feels that he still might honor his old friendship with a member in your family… if that person can ask…
Mr. Bachchan angrily bangs the phone...and line is dis
Re: Re: An alternative take on Mr Bachchan's episode
by Rajeev Aggarwal on Jun 16, 2011 10:20 PM
sorry if it affected you negatively. It is meant for fun, buddy! you would agree though that this script is a charmer for any TV comedian.
With due respect to Rajeev Aggarwal Preity Zinta : Hello!! Hello IIFA management, where is my invite? IIFA: (interrupting) – Got your 12 smses and 15 emails and 10 voicemails. Am busy, can you call later. Preity Zinta calls again in 5 minutes: Hello it’s me again. U forgot I was there to promote IIFA. IIFA Management: Huh? No u were NOT promoting us, u were promoting yourself. IIFA Bangs the phone! Preity Zinta franctically calls Rediff and pays them to piggyback on Bachchans with tagline IIFA management low on celeb attendance!
With due respect to Rajeev Aggarwal Preity Zinta : Hello!! Hello IIFA management, where is my invite? IIFA: (interrupting) – Got your 12 smses and 15 emails and 10 voicemails. Am busy, can you call later. Preity Zinta calls again in 5 minutes: Hello it’s me again. U forgot I was there to promote IIFA. IIFA Management: Huh? No u were NOT promoting us, u were promoting yourself. IIFA Bangs the phone! Preity Zinta franctically calls Rediff and pays them to piggyback on Bachchans with tagline IIFA management low on celeb attendance!
Re: Preity Zinta franctically calling IIFA!
by Rajeev Aggarwal on Jun 16, 2011 08:25 PM
Very nicely done! Definitely funnier than my take on Bachchans :-) Way to go!
Mr Bachchan: Hello!! Hello IIFA management! When will the invitation arrive for our family? IIFA: (hesitatingly) - Sorry Sir. This year invitations are already sent long back. All the awards are already negotiated. Mr Bachchan: (baffled) - What are you talking about? We are a family of Super Star and Miss World. As a concession, we are ready to come even if you do not give us any award. IIFA: (with utmost caution) - Sir, we have had a long relationship and I would not mind doing that. I would suggest that you should check with Bhabhi ji (Jaya) first. Our main guest this year is Salman and team for Dabangg and now Ready.
