Rules for Bollywood films: 1) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds. 2) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. 3) Nothing is too tight for Madhuri. 4) The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless they first perform a dance number in the rain. 5) Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation. 6) Village girls who live among cows and sheep have perfect skin and teeth. 7) A large group of goondas can be shooting at the hero, but he will never be hit, unless of course he is attempting to save the chick. 8) A large group of goondas can be shooting at the hero with machine guns, yet they will always miss. Every shot the hero takes from his small revolver will knock down at least ten opponents in a line. 9) If you decide to start dancing in a field, everyone you bump into will know all the steps, and will be wearing coordinated outfits. 10) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. 11) You can always find a trimurti when you need one. (as in Anjaam) 12) If faced with certain death, do not panic. Merely chant, Ganpati Baba, and after a few short bolts of lightning, all will be well. 13) A heroine will have time to change outfit
Re: Rules for Bollywood films:
by prasant peter on Mar 29, 2010 07:08 PM
nice one... but still, guess things are changing for better slowly.. remember when every film had the mother jumping in front of the villain's bullet in the nick of time and all main characters turning out to be long lost brothers with the villain shown as responsible..
Re: Rules for Bollywood films:
by man on Mar 29, 2010 05:20 PM
And by the way Even James bond does not get hurt even with Single bullet and he can also shoot many goondas with his single gun
Re: Rules for Bollywood films:
by man on Mar 29, 2010 05:16 PM
Stupid . All these are performed in all language movies not just bollywood . Also a few bollywood movies are totally different from wat u said. Dont just watch masala movies in Bwood. There are many other good movies also without goondas
Re: Re: Shaapit is a Superhit
by raj kamal on Mar 29, 2010 05:31 PM
basesless Mr Nair or its just your thought...May be you are more biased towards the south side movies n actors.... Movies like Rang De Basanti are always delight to watch and have a great message attached to it. And why only RDB, there are many more.....
Re: Re: Re: Shaapit is a Superhit
by Opinionated Man on Mar 29, 2010 05:45 PM
No use arguing with this guy, I have tried many times, but he lacks reason beyond comrehension.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Shaapit is a Superhit
by prakash sharma on Mar 29, 2010 06:46 PM
no doubt..south indian movies r gud in content and direction !! but bollywood too has produced great movies...lagaan .. which was enjoyed by old and young alike..northies n southies !! and my personal all time favourite ~!!
