1.Listen to atleast 10 albums of Eminen(the godfather of this nonsense) to get into d groove of d rapping... 2.Put a loud music in d background. 3.Take a poem from an old college year book,if u dnt happen to get one....just d headline news of today's newspaper is enough. 4.Just read aloud the lyrics with no sync with the Background music. 5.Wear a loose t-shirt,3/4 pant(if u dnt get one,use ur 9th grade uniform pant). 6.Wrap the suitcase chain around ur neck and a diamond pendant in d ear... 7.Make scantily dressed girls dance in d background.. 8.Make some controversy like hittin one of them,gettin caught overspeeding,photographed in a sleazy discotheque,criticizing a music legend 9.When ur album gets released ,go for a world tour.. 10.You're now a successful rapper
Finally,go to ur neighborhoud brahmin girl learning classical music for d past 15 yrs and tell "Mere pass paisa hai,bungalow hai,bank balance hai,tumhare pass kya hain???
