Chill Guys ! ! !
by atul arun dhage on Oct 21, 2008 03:00 PM | Hide replies
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho. Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai. Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady? Push......Paa. Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked. Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich. An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum. Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U! Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.
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