1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
2. Outer space exists because it%u2019s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
3. Rajnikant counted to infinity %u2013 twice.
4. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn%u2019t lifting himself up, he%u2019s pushing the Earth down.
5. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
6. Rajnikant doesn%u2019t wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.
7. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
8. Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
9. There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
10. Rajnikant%u2019s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
11. Rajnikant can divide by zero.
12. Newton%u2019s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
13. When taking the GRE, write %u201CRajnikant%u201D for every answer. You will score over 1600.
14. Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
15. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
16. Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined %u201Cvictim%u201D as %u201Cone who has encountered Rajnikant%u201D
17. If you Google search %u201CRajnikant getting kicked%u201D you will generate zero results. It just doesn%u2019t happen.
RE:Reality of Rajnikant
by harish talekar on Sep 14, 2007 12:33 PM
We have to praise such a person who has such weird imagination%u2019s, Iam not tellin this b%u2019cos he has written this for rajinikanth but just he wanted to write something against rajini he has done so,that%u2019s it .These kinds of persons will always be there who doesn%u2019t achieve anything but simply mock at others success since they r capable of that only.
RE:Reality of Rajnikant
by harish talekar on Sep 14, 2007 12:34 PM
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
Yes ,the very presence of him brings life into a small kid to an elderly person .
Outer space exists because it%u2019s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
It is not afraid but has respect for Rajini and is ashamed to co-exists since it can%u2019t match him.
Rajnikant counted to infinity %u2013 twice.
Yes ,he has its abilities ranging from -infinity to infinity
When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn%u2019t lifting himself up, he%u2019s pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)
Yes, he does push up to lift people in the society(atleast whom he can) and pushes the earthly negative factors down.
Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Yes he can run faster that the speed of light in the thoughts of his fans who r spread across the world.
Rajnikant doesn%u2019t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)
Yes he decides his own time of success.
Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Leave alone giving smile to Mona Lisa %u2026.he gives real smile to even the 5 yr kid to 100 yr old women which many can%u2019t do.
Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
He can slam across all barriers of life %u2026.that%u2019s how he rose from a Bus conductor to a Super Star in his life
RE:Reality of Rajnikant
by harish talekar on Sep 14, 2007 12:35 PM
Rajnikant%u2019s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Yes ,though he has his beatiful doors always open for the needy ,he has strong walls of determination and self confidence in which he walks and succeeds
Rajnikant can divide by zero.
Yes, by this he showcases to the world that nothing is impossible in this world.
Newton%u2019s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction,
there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
Yes this is 100 % true.The Kick of rajinikanth comprises of the 100 million Fans behind it for which no gr8 force in earth can react.
Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Sorry Boss ,not only 12 moons %u2026..many millions of Moons(Fans) who seek the light of the SUN (Rajini) for their enlightment
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined %u201Cvictim%u201D as %u201Cone who has encountered Rajnikant%u201D
This is wrong information,the actual thing is that those who doesn%u2019t know abt rajini are %u201CVictim%u2019s%u201D like u
If you Google search %u201CRajnikant getting kicked%u201D you will generate zero results. It just doesn%u2019t happen.
Yes since he has always been successful because of his attitude and hard work so no case of failure from which he can%u2019t recover back
It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
He is so empathetic that he understands the situation in less time
RE:Reality of Rajnikant
by harish talekar on Sep 14, 2007 12:36 PM
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
Idiot Rajini is not Mass Destructor but he is a Mass Creator and Entertainer with his single unmatchable style, itself.
James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
He will never be a Terminator ,he will be always a Promoter of %u201Cspiritual well being%u201D and %u201Cgood attitude among people%u201D
RE:Don say bad abt Rajni saaar :)
by Prasanna Nagarajan on Sep 14, 2007 12:11 PM
Hey ur ancestorwomen were ..enjoying with britishers and ur men were their watchmen..so ur born white ...even today it continues but u don't know as the woman ..have multiple majaa with many..including ur ma sis wif..so ur son will also be very fair..but we live in a cultured place..no chance of all this " fair game " played by ur ladies
RE:Don say bad abt Rajni saaar :)
by sameer on Sep 14, 2007 12:29 PM
good one ..goodfellas..oye fanatic tamils read it and get enlightened abt ur ancestors
RE:Don say bad abt Rajni saaar :)
by sameer on Sep 14, 2007 12:22 PM
raghu chellam :) thats bandar no bhandhar! dont spoil hindi..anyway good to know that u r trying hard to learn hindi! ask ur fanatic freinds to follow the same
RE:RE:RE:Don say bad abt Rajni saaar :)
by sameer on Sep 14, 2007 12:18 PM
ha ha we can see ur frustration!! if we apply the same logic then ur ancestors were making out with animals .. cultured place? since when? today morning? as till yesterday u pp were know in india is fanatics ...
RE:RE:Don say bad abt Rajni saaar :)
by sameer on Sep 14, 2007 12:27 PM
karthick black a..ss raj by lloking at the replys to the posts its pretty obvious who are frustrated here..but u will never realize!
Everyone is talking abt this topic, check this wat people comment on this. http://igoto.co.uk/m33 and I agree with this people they are right..! I hope you people like it..
RE:Check this wat people say
by Sweet on Sep 14, 2007 12:10 PM
wow another comedy website organizing dogfights between the people of India?? yeheyy!! We are loving the show on rediff in pakistan with my friends here.
By the way is that website also free like rediff to read the jokes?
RE:Rajanikanth and the Universe
by Sweet on Sep 14, 2007 12:07 PM
Hey, me, my brothers and friends are waiting for the North Indian retaliation for this. Please fight, we did not get tickets for a comedy movie today in Rawalpindi.
RE:Rajanikanth and the Universe
by Prasanna Nagarajan on Sep 14, 2007 12:14 PM
And ur evolution is animal pets mixing with many guys including lepors who filled kheer in ur mas tumbler and one sperm unluckily collided to produce a specimen like u ..u nameless shit
rajini is alwayz one step ahead than all da the stars of india, bcoz he's a phenomena.... unlike most of the stars from north v r forced to c dem evryday in cheap TV commercials but for rajini v c him only in movies dat 2 pay n c him n dat 2 he hits da screen once in 2 r 3 years jus like a real bluemoon, anything wit rajini really rocks coz he's a phenomena. dis forum by itself is an xample, jus c da no of response in forum dis article is not even a day old...
RE:Rajini da Bluemoon
by Sweet on Sep 14, 2007 11:59 AM
Hey, me, my brothers and friends are waiting for the North Indian retaliation for this. Please fight, we did not get tickets for a comedy movie today in Rawalpindi.
RE:Rajini da Bluemoon
by ice tea on Sep 14, 2007 12:22 PM
in rawalpindi? is yr musharaf, nawaz, bhutto comedy not enough? first of all you dont have brains to understand indian comedy. Grow beard and join some madrasa..idiots(pakis)
RE:Rajini da Bluemoon
by Sweet on Sep 14, 2007 12:27 PM
The shit in Pakistan is world famous. When foreigners come here they expect shit anytime, but they are overwhelmed at the unexpected harmony between us (common people) and the care with which we treat them. - THIS MAKES THEM FEEL PAKISTAN IS AFTER ALL NOT THAT BAD, HENCE SATISFIES THEM.
On the contrary India gives an image of great "Harmony", "Integrity", blah blah blah.. But only when people go there or see in such forums as these, they come to know how true the so called "Harmony", "Integrity" is all about. THAT MAKES A FOREIGNEOR REALIZE THAT AFTER ALL INDIA IS NOT AS GOOD AS WHAT IS PORTRAYED.
So I am enjoying the dogfights, catfights and the roosterfights between North, south, east and west India. PLEASE CONTINUE, WE ARE ENJOYING
RE:Rajnikanth rocks!
by Sweet on Sep 14, 2007 11:43 AM
Hey, me, my brothers and friends are waiting for the North Indian retaliation for this. Please fight, we did not get tickets for a comedy movie today in Rawalpindi.
RE:Rajnikanth rocks!
by Sweet on Sep 14, 2007 12:05 PM
You mean in dreams after we sleep with him? lol Hey I dont care about your actor's comedy, we are enjoying the Indian people's comedy on rediff....hahahaha
RE:Rajnikanth rocks!
by raghu nath on Sep 14, 2007 11:50 AM
Hey sweet do you know whole world was laughing at your peoples act when you own Paki people Imran Khan was debarred for entering into Karachi and former PM Nawaz sharief got arrested and deported for entering into Islamabad. No matter, we will become unite in crises and crush you terrorist. firsh wash your own shit and comment on others.
RE:Rajnikanth rocks!
by Sweet on Sep 14, 2007 11:56 AM
The shit in Pakistan is world famous. When foreigners come here they expect shit anytime, but they are overwhelmed at the unexpected harmony between us (common people) and the care with which we treat them. - THIS MAKES THEM FEEL PAKISTAN IS AFTER ALL NOT THAT BAD, HENCE SATISFIES THEM.
On the contrary India gives an image of great "Harmony", "Integrity", blah blah blah.. But only when people go there or see in such forums as these, they come to know how true the so called "Harmony", "Integrity" is all about. THAT MAKES A FOREIGNEOR REALIZE THAT AFTER ALL INDIA IS NOT AS GOOD AS WHAT IS PORTRAYED.
So I am enjoying the dogfights, catfights and the roosterfights between North, south, east and west India. PLEASE CONTINUE, WE ARE ENJOYING
RE:rajini ji bachayiye.........................
by raghu nath on Sep 14, 2007 11:39 AM
Cartoon Abhi thoo thera biwi aur maa koo donoo be Bachayiye!!!!!maagoo!
RE:rajini ji bachayiye.........................
by Cartoon Rajini on Sep 14, 2007 11:41 AM
abe kallu donkey ghar ja....aaram kar.....teri maa abhi rajini saaar ke saath busy hai
RE:rajini ji bachayiye.........................
by Narasimhan Srinivasan on Sep 14, 2007 12:45 PM
yes yes Cartoon (I won't call you Rajini, because you have spoilt his name). So Rajini se bachna chaahte ho, jaldi se is forum sey bhaag jao. get lost, quick!!!!!
RE:Rajnikanth: Jab allah meherbaan.....
by Narasimhan Srinivasan on Sep 14, 2007 12:28 PM
Dear idiot Kamdev,
This you are saying to probably support the fact that Amitabh and Shahrukh are more popular than Rajini. It is the success of those two that epitomizes the saying that Jab Allah meherbaan toh Amitabh or Shahrukh ke gadhey jaise fans un donon par meherbaan.
RE:Rajnikanth: Jab allah meherbaan.....
by raghu nath on Sep 14, 2007 11:33 AM
Very true! It is the place of sameer's state. fully half baked gaddhas...!!! AHAHAHAHAHa
RE:Rajnikanth: Jab allah meherbaan.....
by Sweet on Sep 14, 2007 11:46 AM
Hey, me, my brothers and friends are waiting for the North Indian retaliation for this. Please fight, we did not get tickets for a comedy movie today in Rawalpindi.
RE:RE:Rajnikanth: Jab allah meherbaan.....
by raghu nath on Sep 14, 2007 11:43 AM
Saala cartoon, Tumkho dum hai tho bathaa tumare nam, nai thoo idher se bhag jha....bhandar ka baache.
No bollywood actors can compete him. Why this bullshit northie idiots come into this tamil forum and make hell comments. You northie cho.t.i.y actors should atleast try to learn 1% from him to get their film success. Rather you shit actors wearing only two pieces of clothes like beggars and you enjoy it. And all your films are like baywatches and you say it's great movie. Learn from Tamil film industry.
RE:Rajini the super star actor of India
by Sweet on Sep 14, 2007 11:46 AM
Hey, me, my brothers and friends are waiting for the North Indian retaliation for this. Please fight, we did not get tickets for a comedy movie today in Rawalpindi.
RE:RE:Rajini the super star actor of India
by raghu nath on Sep 14, 2007 10:56 AM
Cartooni idiot. Yes try to learn the acting skills from Tamil film industry. Instead emulating everything from Westners. Bakwas Bollywood films.And recently BigB cartoon and worst film of your Big "B" film AAG and I wasted my time and money.
RE:Rajini the super star actor of India
by sameer on Sep 14, 2007 10:55 AM
Please dont talk bad abt our rajani saar vokay!! He is the best.. he is so powerful that he can take 100 villains head on and kill all 100 with just 6 bullets.. don wonedr how? rajni can break one bullet into many pieces by knife once bullet is fired !!! but rajni saar please act as a college boy..we want to see u as an young romantic hero :)
RE:RE:Rajini the super star actor of India
by raghu nath on Sep 14, 2007 11:02 AM
Sameer are your working in any mental hospital or you mentally retarded person. Are saale your Bollywood films are my foot. Tamil movies are great and 1000times more better than your shit Bollywood movies. If you does'nt like tamil movies and actors. Then why the hell your here in Tamil form and have and suck our as'. Better go and watch your Bollywood blue films and discuss it with you northies as' ch...sam.
RE:Rajini the super star actor of India
by sameer on Sep 14, 2007 11:15 AM
rajni's monkeys know hindi words also?? strange!!raghunath msut be one of the commonadar for rajni's monkey force!!
RE:Rajini the super star actor of India
by raghu nath on Sep 14, 2007 11:27 AM
ABE SAMEER KHAM NAIHE THOO, THO GHAR KO JHAO! ALOO BODHAA KHAWOO AUR "AAG" JAISY AUR "MALLIKA, SAWAT FILMS DEKHOO AUR KIDS JAISY KHELOO. ARA BHADHAR KA BAACHA...
