hmm... Its after all Ranbir. Its not fair to cover Ranbir. Look, the poor fellow, with his tooth out, how eager to bring himself out... Let him show. We should encourage such fellows so that cosmopolitan girls would enjoy for some time. For me, I am waiting for 'who's next' on silver screen.
I am Sri lankan As a south Asian I would think are standards for what should be censored and not is similar. In Sri lankan Cinema nudity (not full frontal) is not that rare and is not rated for adults it's considered for allaudiences as long as it's not a sexual sort of nude scene. I don't see the big deal in showing your butt It's not like it's a big long scene. For a country that is supposed to be very conservative 2 out of 5 movies that come out atleast has some kind of gropping or fondling of a womens body where it is implied that the women is being pleasured by the man and scenes which include a women wearing Skimpy castumes or getting wet and showing off next to everthing (yeah u guys should keep those scenes and prevent children from watching a guys butt)
Butt is one of the body parts both sexes have by the in case all those conservatives didn't know.
Oh by the way was it censored because there are only straight men in the censor board who would only like to see countless bollywood actresses objectified and abused for stardom. and any form of male nudity which would do nothing for them should be cut off because its gruesome and inappropriate for children.
RE:SLB
by Bongla on Nov 02, 2007 11:14 AM
Bhansali: Don%u2019t worry sir; we will shoot the entire movie only in that set.
Sony executive: Who will be the lead actor?
Bhansali: It will be Ranbir Kapoor.
Sony executive: Who the hell is this, is he the father of that spoiled brat Kareena.
Bhansali: No Sir, that%u2019s Randir Kapoor. This is Ranbir, son of Rishi Kapoor take a look at his picture.
Sony executive: Oh my lord, he looks like a %u2026%u2026.God save this world from the torture of Kapoors! Can%u2019t we give him the role of hero%u2019s best buddy or something like that?
Bhansali: Sir actually his Dad has promised me to sponsor the super expensive chandeliers that I badly need for my set. Further I have already signed the contract. Sir as long as he can act better than Fardeen Khan%u2026%u2026.oh%u2026 and people are already talking about his bum.
Sony executive: Are we taking a big risk with you?
Bhansali: Sir please trust me, this is my childhood dream. I have surpassed all my previous inspirations with this. This time I got inspired even with my original inspirations and with this inspiration of my earlier inspirations I will merge the inspiration from other Bollywood crap to get another inspiration to inspire Indians and possibly rest of the world. We will call it super inspiration or Sawariya if you like. It will be the next Oscar Winner (starts dreaming)
Sony executive: What about music, I understand its very important component of a Bollywood movie.
RE:RE:SLB
by Bongla on Nov 02, 2007 11:15 AM
Sir I had it ready last year. See what I did was asked Monty Sharma to take inspiration from Veer Zaara. The way Veer Zaara stole its music from old tunes we tried to steal the classical tunes, hear this.
Sony executive: This is such a lengthy song.
Bhansali: No sir you heard 10 different songs with different tunes so far.
Sony executive: Well don%u2019t they all sound same? I am concerned.
Bhansali: Don%u2019t worry Sir, we will label them with different classical Ragas and no one will notice.
Sony executive: You know what%u2026; I can%u2019t take you anymore%u2026. go to my assistant he will do all the formalities. I gotta go now. I am going to inspire myself with a new inspiration to have the courage to go through your inspiration when it gets in theatre.
RE:SLB
by Ramelton Pandya on Nov 02, 2007 06:36 PM
Copyucats make money 'dude' Why don't you make some instead sitting in shithole and crticising. Films are a 'Business' and it should be looked at accordingly.
Why does one has to emulate nudity for the sake of nostalgia? RK has produced some damn good entertainers over years that people still cherish today, so there is much that new directors can emulate from them, if they really want to pay tribute to them. This sounds like nudity for the sake nudity. Those who crave to see nudity should stick to porn.
It's okay if the scene was censored.From the trailors the movie seems to be sweet.So no nudity please.And if people are so keen on viewing Ranbir's bottoms,then i'm sure there will be other movies.He doesn't seem to be a guy who would fade away too soon.
