RE:aaa
by Nitin arya on Nov 11, 2007 07:47 PM
Dear Love.... shahrukh'
Ranbir Kapoor you are great . Saawariys is very beautiful movie . ek baat to jagjahir ho gayi ,ki shahrukh koi king ving nahi hai vo fattu khan hai . jo saawaria se dar gaya or apni cheap film ki publicity saawariya se jayda ki . kabhi vo world cup mein pauhunch jaata , or kabhi cricket matches mein , tv programmes mein or tarah tarha ke big hording delhi metro ke every small stations per lagvana . isse ek baat to saaf hai ise apne aap per yakin nahi hai or darta hai sachai se ki janta ab use napasand karne lagi hai . shahrukh ko film industry mein 16 years ho gaye hai , agar osefilm ko success karne ke liye is tarah publicity karni padti hai to ouse chulu bhar pani mein dub jaana chahiye . Ek Bacha Ranbir Kapoor uski halat itni kharab kar sakta hai to sochiye Amir khan , Akshay kumar , Hritk Roshan ,Abhishek Bachchan kya halat karenge aane wale years mein uski . shahrukh ek baat hamesha yaad rakh le ye teri film ke safalta nahi ye big publiciy , media handling , tikrams or makkarbazi ki jeet hai . or iska naash ek din jaroor hoga .
Ranbir Kapoor you are great . Saawariys is very beautiful movie . ek baat to jagjahir ho gayi ,ki shahrukh koi king ving nahi hai vo fattu khan hai . jo saawaria se dar gaya or apni cheap film ki publicity saawariya se jayda ki . kabhi vo world cup mein pauhunch jaata , or kabhi cricket matches mein , tv programmes mein or tarah tarha ke big hording delhi metro ke every small stations per lagvana . isse ek baat to saaf hai ise apne aap per yakin nahi hai or darta hai sachai se ki janta ab use napasand karne lagi hai . shahrukh ko film industry mein 16 years ho gaye hai , agar osefilm ko success karne ke liye is tarah publicity karni padti hai to ouse chulu bhar pani mein dub jaana chahiye . Ek Bacha Ranbir Kapoor uski halat itni kharab kar sakta hai to sochiye Amir khan , Akshay kumar , Hritk Roshan ,Abhishek Bachchan kya halat karenge aane wale years mein uski . shahrukh ek baat hamesha yaad rakh le ye teri film ke safalta nahi ye big publiciy , media handling , tikrams or makkarbazi ki jeet hai . or iska naash ek din jaroor hoga .
OSO by dasbongla on Nov 10, 2007 02:42 AM | Hide replies
Breaking News:
On the festive Occassion of Diwali, a disaster struck all over India called OSO. The disaster is described as full of Crap originated in minds of overhyped Khans.
The major highlight of this disaster is that it strucks to the people who buy a ticket and go to watch OSO in a cinema hall. The victms experince severe torture and cry out loud like goats to get their money back.
Meanwhile investigation done by Indian Scientists shows that the microorganism assumed to be the root cause is actually an AMOEBA called SHAHRUKH or SRK, which is known to take any shape and it has choosen to take shape of six packs in the event of this deadly strike.
Scientists all over world are trying to come up with a vaccine but it may take several years.
The supreme court has ordered the individuals responsible for this disaster (Maninly Farha and Shahrukh) to set up a fund called OSO RELIEF FUND to help the victims. Further Farha is specially ordered to sell her newly gifted Mercedez in order to compensate the families of victims over 80 years all of whom died on the first glimpse of SRK.
People are adviced to take following
Precautions: 1. Stay away from cinema halls where OSO is screened 2. Stay away from Reviewers of Rediff Specially Raja Sen who was heavily compensated by this AMOEBA (called SRK) making him the priviledged carrier of this disease.
RE:SRK
by sharoun behari on Nov 11, 2007 12:09 PM
THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS MESSAGE I'VE READ ON REDIFF. KEEP IT UP BUDDY!!! A REAL LAUGH FOR DIWALI... SRK IS ABOUT THE ONLY ACTOR WHO "SEARCHES" FOR PUBLICITY FOR HIM TO BE CALLED KING KHAN..WHAT A JOKE!!!!!
Scene 1: Shahrukh rings the bell at Farha s house.
Farha: Shahrukh .....at this time,.....you look so depressed!
Shahrukh: I am worried so much. See FarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHa ..... No matter how much I try, I can not change my monotonous style of acting. Nowadays even Kaan is complaining that I talk like a Bakri (baby Goat). I don't know how I will become a superstar.
Farha: Dont worry I am positive that your chak de will be a hit
Shahrukh: But there are so many hot chicks in that movie there will hardly be any spotlight on me.
Farha: Don't get depressed I will make a movie with you; it will be even more stupid than Main Hu Naa! We will torture Indians like never before. You have one months to get the six pack abs like Hrithik, okay?
Scene 2 SRK got his abs and the OSO shooting finished in no time. Shahrukh calls Farha on her personal cell.
Farha: Shahrukh I told you naa....Don't call me when I am on a holiday with my hubby.....whats the problem.
Shahrukh: FarrrrrrrrrrrrrrHa, FarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHa I saw the movie while Shirish was editing. I looks so horrible.....even the six pack abs can not save me now. My face looks like a baby of Michael Jackson and Shakeela.
And again I must admit that I sound like a baby goat. I was hoping to get some money with sale of audio CDs.....but the music sucks big time. I am going to cancel the check given to Vishal-Shekhar.
RE:SRK
by nazni nazar on Jan 23, 2008 03:59 PM
hoyy......yeh kya bakwaz hei?...srk is nt beggin anyone to giv him..roles...hez da best...nd always will be.....tum jaise lok use tease kar sakthaa hai...aur kuch nahi.....hez havin mre well wishers dan pple lyk u...hmm!!!
Farha: Listen, we can not change things now. Lets try to fix this big mess we created. Lets do a grandiose publicity every place we can imagine. We wont spare even the bus carrying criminals to the court%u2026.that bus will also have a cutout of you and Deepika. Now go and try to do every damn publicity stunt possible. Even if the movie breaks even we are saved.
Shahrukh: Amen. I will give you a new Mercrrrrrrrrrrrrredez (oops that%u2019s a publicity stunt)
RE:SRK
by budan bellary on Nov 03, 2007 11:04 AM
You talk is so cheap it smells your character, you palthu pakka tapori language you don't fit in this coloumns.you just jealous b'cous your favourite actor can't compete with SRK personality which very very very LArge in terms of fan.
RE:RE:SRK
by dasbongla on Nov 10, 2007 03:03 PM
Breaking News:
On the festive Occassion of Diwali, a disaster struck all over India called OSO. The disaster is described as full of Crap originated in minds of overhyped Khans.
The major highlight of this disaster is that it strucks to the people who buy a ticket and go to watch OSO in a cinema hall. The victms experince severe torture and cry out loud to get their money back.
Meanwhile investigation done by Indian Scientists shows that the microorganism assumed to be the root cause is actually an AMOEBA called SHAHRUKH or SRK, which is known to take any shape and it has choosen to take shape of six packs in the event of this deadly strike.
Scientists all over world are trying to come up with a vaccine but it may take several years.
The supreme court has ordered the individuals responsible for this disaster (Maninly Farha and Shahrukh) to set up a fund called OSO RELIEF FUND to help the victims. Further Farha is specially ordered to sell her newly gifted Mercedez in order to compensate the families of victims over 80 years all of whom died on the first glimpse of SRK.
People are adviced to take following
Precautions: 1. Stay away from cinema halls where OSO is screened 2. Stay away from Reviewers of Rediff Specially Raja Sen who was heavily compensated by this AMOEBA (called SRK) giving him the priviledged carrier of this disease.
May God Bless you all this Diwali and give you strength to survive this disaster called OSO.
Farha: Listen, we can not change things now. Lets try to fix this mess we created. Lets do a grandiose publicity every place we can imagine. We wont spare even the bus carrying criminals to the court.....that bus will also have a cutout of you and Deepika. You also do every damn publicity stunt possible. Even if the movie breaks even we are saved.
Shahrukh: Amen. I will give you a new Mercrrrrrrrrrrrrredez (oops that's a publicity stunt)
My family and I have been living outside India for a long time. We wish to thank the brilliant music directors for their great contribution to the Indian music. The recently concluded SAREGAMA programme brought joy into millions of homes around the world and thanks to all the judges and the guests. We do not wish to comment on the criteria set by the organisors. But will certainly point out to you that it has to be amended.
Can you please send me the phone number of Vishal and Shekhar as we wish to personally thank them.
Vishal and Shekhar: You have brought entertainment and joy into the homes of millions of Indians living abrorad. May God bless you both and maintain the level headed attitude that you have.
we dont like om shani om music . one tapori song dard e disco picturisation is very bad . shahrukh look like hungry begger . Saawariya music is very melodious and soulful .
