On the festive Occassion of Diwali, a disaster struck all over India called OSO. The disaster is described as full of Crap originated in minds of overhyped Khans.
The major highlight of this disaster is that it strucks to the people who buy a ticket and go to watch OSO in a cinema hall. The victms experince severe torture and cry out loud to get their money back.
Meanwhile investigation done by Indian Scientists shows that the microorganism assumed to be the root cause is actually an AMOEBA called SHAHRUKH or SRK, which is known to take any shape and it has choosen to take shape of six packs in the event of this deadly strike.
Scientists all over world are trying to come up with a vaccine but it may take several years.
The supreme court has ordered the individuals responsible for this disaster (Maninly Farha and Shahrukh) to set up a fund called OSO RELIEF FUND to help the victims. Further Farha is specially ordered to sell her newly gifted Mercedez in order to compensate the families of victims over 80 years all of whom died on the first glimpse of SRK.
People are adviced to take following
Precautions: 1. Stay away from cinema halls where OSO is screened 2. Stay away from Reviewers of Rediff Specially Raja Sen who was heavily compensated by this AMOEBA (called SRK) giving him the priviledged carrier of this disease.
May God Bless you all this Diwali and give you strength to survive this disaster called OSO.
Sunny is really gr8 (!) actor... see him in 'JO BOLE SO NIHAAL'.. 'TEESRI AANKH' (does anyone remember this movie?) 'BIG BROTHER'.. all are SUPER-DUPER HITS yaar.. all are 'A ' grade movies.. AUR USKA DANCE .. WAH WAH KYA KEHNA... HE SHUD BECOME CHOREOGRAPHER...
RE:suny great hero
by Kamal on Nov 09, 2007 02:53 PM
sunny pls restart ur carrer...pls give us another block buster like 'JO BOLE SO NIKAL'..ha ha ha ... Abe sunny ke langoor fan logo...tum log bhi chilla chilla ke bolo ki sunny is gr8 actor...jo jootha hota hai usko hi chillana padta hai
RE:RE:suny great hero
by S S on Nov 10, 2007 01:27 PM
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Know how many national awards he got before people started buying even those ?? Talk if you know about Indian cinema. Kahin kahin se aa jaate hai sirf talking crap noting more.
He is not a gr8 actor..But yes he can shout and he believes this is called acting... Infact Jackie is far better actor thn Sunny..Again Ghai and Sunny will give one more FLOP ..
Sunny was a great actor. His performances in Border, Ghayal, Damini, Ghatak, Dillagi and Gadar were excellent. Unfortunately people wanted to see C-grade losers who can't act for their lives (Shahid Kapur, John Abraham) instead of seeing a real actor like Sunny.
