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When Ranbir stole my 'dabba'


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kriparam mannaraj
RE:Ranbir
by kriparam mannaraj on Nov 06, 2007 09:51 PM
hahaah that was funny

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Kunwar Singh
RE:piece of shit
by Kunwar Singh on Nov 06, 2007 09:50 PM

In keeping with the title of ur posting SHANE, I would like to declare that Ranbir and I were classmates and we went to do number two around the same time every day.

This meant that we were in the adjoining toilet booths. Ranbir used to break wind very badly and this made the whole toilet useless for an hour after he had used it!

His stinkers were so potent that he once almost gassed the whole class unconscious!!

I hope he doesn't do the same to the audience with his acting!

I wish my former classmate all the success in this forthcoming venture!!!

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sonia gupta
RE:piece of shit
by sonia gupta on Nov 07, 2007 04:11 AM
hahaha... hillarious :))

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SHANE
RE:piece of shit
by SHANE on Nov 06, 2007 09:55 PM
It was funny Kunwar, keep it up.

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Kunwar Singh
RE:piece of shit
by Kunwar Singh on Nov 06, 2007 10:03 PM


Thanks, SHANE.

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keith pavlak
RE:piece of shit
by keith pavlak on Nov 07, 2007 12:34 AM
hahaha Kunwar Singh..that was awesome...some childhood nightmares are simply too hard to remove from memory !!!!

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Anup Kumar
RE:RE:piece of shit
by Anup Kumar on Nov 07, 2007 04:33 PM
All Singhs r the same.........hahahah

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Roopesh P
Why he wanna see the Malayalam Movies only!!!!!
by Roopesh P on Nov 06, 2007 08:51 PM  | Hide replies

can some body explain me why for him the way of fun is wacthing malayalam movies in mute?????

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Kunwar Singh
RE:Why he wanna see the Malayalam Movies only!!!!!
by Kunwar Singh on Nov 06, 2007 10:02 PM


Malayam movies are mainly about coconut vendors struggling with how snug they want to tie their lungis.

If Ranbir or anybody for that matter would like to hear the sound of coins jangling in a tin utensil, they would get a tin utensil; some coins and re-create that cacophony!!

What Ranbir did with the mute button is a normal response when you see a movie with bunch of coconut vendors swinging from tree-to-tree trying to court grotesquely shaped, moustached, ill-clad "females"!

Only a Malayali would take an exception to Ranbir's muting of malayalam movies!!!

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keith pavlak
RE:Why he wanna see the Malayalam Movies only!!!!!
by keith pavlak on Nov 07, 2007 12:46 AM
Kunwar Singh Saab...let me correct u there..Iam not a mallu..but ur description there is downright insulting,stupid and shows a complete lack of knowledge of the art of film making by maestros in India.I have lived all my life in new delhi...born to a Goan mom and a Rajasthani dad. I can completely vouch for the fact that mallu movies are not about coins in a tin utensil,coconut vendors swinging tree to tree...it is more often than not extremely brilliant screen play about real people in real situations and nothing is over played to the gallery like running to temples, getting the girl boarding a train or a flight,or sashaying half naked on mountain tops. The acting is almost always top notch.How do I know? Coz i saw a couple because my friend told me about it. Their top heroes are not candidates for Mr.India and are not manic dancers, but are extremely down to earth and deliver top notch heavy duty performances everytime. I think barring Naseer,Paresh rawal,om puri,pankaj kapur and maybe, just maybe Amitabh none of the bollywood brigade can hold a candle to them. No wonder the Malayalam movie industry almost always snags the best actor/actress/director awards at the national level. A close second or a contemporary peer is bengali movies. Bollywood is nowhere on the scene.So before you shoot your mouth with irrelavent intellectually stunted words, please stop for a second,think,ponder, ask yourself have you seen enough to talk. Iam sure the answer everytime will be a no.

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A-N-A-N-D
RE:Why he wanna see the Malayalam Movies only!!!!!
by A-N-A-N-D on Nov 07, 2007 02:20 PM
Beautiful explanation Keith

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Kunwar Singh
RE:RE:Why he wanna see the Malayalam Movies only!!!!!
by Kunwar Singh on Nov 07, 2007 01:14 AM


Keith, buddy,

It was meant to be joke!

I know all about the Mallu film industry. They make the best flicks in India. You couldn't expect anything less from a state with 100% literacy!

I just couldn't resist the temptation of picking on the Mallus on the forum as I usually can't around my many Mallu friends!!

What I posted is a stereotypical response these punju numbnuts have whenever they hear a South Indian language spoken around them.

In a way, what I posted is actually a veiled insult of the know-it-all punju a-holes!!

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cheri m abraham
RE:Why he wanna see the Malayalam Movies only!!!!!
by cheri m abraham on Nov 07, 2007 12:59 AM
Well said Keith... I liked that.... U displayed character in the reply

Cheri

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Neelam K
RE:RE:Why he wanna see the Malayalam Movies only!!!!!
by Neelam K on Nov 07, 2007 02:33 AM
Yea here comes the jaalra cheri m. abraham... u converted..

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yangzom kanam
RE:Why he wanna see the Malayalam Movies only!!!!!
by yangzom kanam on Nov 07, 2007 08:32 AM
thats nothing new.... me and my frens watch malayalee movies just to make fun and laugh at...

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RE:Why he wanna see the Malayalam Movies only!!!!!
by on Nov 07, 2007 01:17 PM
dude...thts coz ur a loser!!! get a life rathr watchin tv and mutin de channels!!

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Rehan Khan
RE:Why he wanna see the Malayalam Movies only!!!!!
by Rehan Khan on Nov 07, 2007 01:49 PM
Kamal the biggest womaniser & Pedo of Film Industry . He never have a single Hit in Bollywood....Sharukh Khan Rockz all southies Sucks

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tony thomas
RE:Why he wanna see the Malayalam Movies only!!!!!
by tony thomas on Nov 07, 2007 03:42 PM
If such is the affairs of our state where our youth spend time babbling about how good are the actor in the south and the north. How can we achieve our vision of a developed India that the our former prez has set down. One that all of us need to envision....and all the while we compare ourselves with China...I must say if you visit China you would realise that you utter the name of India and China in the same breath, such is the disparity between China (a place where national interests and the nation is given preference over self or region) and India (a place where the youth, the future spend time squabling over the film industry and that too on a regional basis all which hinder growth of a nation).......

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Manish Badani
bhooka
by Manish Badani on Nov 06, 2007 04:07 PM  | Hide replies

thats why you look so malnutritioned,starved

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maya menon
RE:bhooka
by maya menon on Nov 06, 2007 04:16 PM
who??

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anil kumar
RE:bhooka
by anil kumar on Nov 06, 2007 05:23 PM
HA HA HA GOOOD ONe

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Kunwar Singh
RE:bhooka
by Kunwar Singh on Nov 06, 2007 10:07 PM

Who?!

Manish means the female who claims to be Ranbir's "classmate" in the above article!

Maya Menonsaab, wake up, easy on the rice and full-throttle on COPI!!

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