RE:lucky Ash
by Moumita Boral on Nov 03, 2007 03:06 PM
Dear Ash owns million bucks and she is anytime far richer than Abhi. For her wedding she spent 8 crores only for jwellery that too all by herself. And Bachchan family never does any non-profit business. In Ash they have got a multi-billion lottery she can help Abhi sit at home the whole life and rest on her money. So for such Bahu what is one mercedes car and obviously they'll call her Pari as they have made a life term investment.
Bansali is scratching his head inside a bar in Bombay
Bhansali: Oh god only you know besides me that I can not make anything original. Every time I have to look for inspirations. Tell me where I can get inspiration this time.
Waiter: Sir, We have a genuine Russian Vodka on sale for this evening, would you like to try?
Bhansali: Man you made my day! I am going to get my inspiration from a Russian this time.
Scene 2
Bhansali inside Sony Pictures office
Bhansali : Sir I need shi_t load of money from you to make my film.
Sony executive : Who the hell are you?
Bhansali: Sir I am Bhansali from Bollywood. Last night I got an inspiration inside a bar and I want to make a movie now. I am famous director and with my movie Devdas I screwed up a great Indian classic, I have had French and other ventures like this as well.
Sony executive: Well, Mr. Bhansali this is not a way to ask money from a company famous in Hollywood. Where is your story/script etc etc.
Bhansali: Sir that%u2019s not a big deal at all. After I got high with Russian Vodka, I asked Prakash Kapadia to come to my house with some Russian literature. We added all the typical bollywood crap to that piece of literature and murdered it.
Sony executive: Tell me how you will spend all the money?
Bhansali: Sir first of all I will build the most expensive, gigantic and never before set with all that money.
Sony executive: Just the set! What about rest of the movie?
Bhansali: dont you worry sir, we will shoot the entire movie only in that gigantic set we will have. Sony executive: Who will be the lead actor?
Bhansali: It will be Ranbir Kapoor.
Sony executive: Who the hell is this, is he the father of that Kareena.
Bhansali: No Sir, that's Randir Kapoor. This is Ranbir, son of Rishi Kapoor take a look at his picture.
Sony executive: Oh my lord, he looks like a ......God save this world from the torture of Kapoors! Can't we give him the role of hero's best buddy or something like that?
Bhansali: Sir actually his Dad has promised me to sponsor the super expensive chandeliers that I badly need for my set. Further I have already signed the contract. Sir as long as he can act better than Fardeen Khan......oh.... and people are already talking about his bum.
Sony executive: Are we taking a big risk with you?
Bhansali: Sir please trust me, this is my childhood dream. I have surpassed all my previous inspirations with this. This time I got inspired even with my original inspirations and with this inspiration of my earlier inspirations I will merge the inspiration from other Bollywood crap to get another inspiration to inspire Indians and possibly rest of the world. We will call it super inspiration or Sawariya if you like. It will be the next Oscar Winner (starts dreaming)
Sony executive: What about music, I understand its very important component of a Bollywood movie.
Sir I had it ready last year. See what I did was asked Monty Sharma to take inspiration from Veer Zaara. The way Veer Zaara stole its music from old tunes we tried to steal the classical tunes, Listen to this.
Sony executive: This is such a lengthy song.
Bhansali: No sir you heard 10 different songs with different tunes so far.
Sony executive: Well don't they all sound same? I am concerned.
Bhansali: Don't worry Sir, we will label them with different classical Ragas and no one will notice.
Sony executive: You know what....; I can't take you anymore..... go to my assistant he will do all the formalities. I gotta go now. I am going to inspire myself with a new inspiration to have the courage to go through your inspiration when it gets in theatre.
yaar no big deal, ok looking at loads of fellow country men its something astonishing. but if we compare in the same league. merc is peanuts. i Stay in central europe. here every second person can own it. i dont have license here otherwise i can get one when i want. but whats more interesting is still we are materialistice. here a person earning 2wice more than aiswarya is willing to travel by a metro or a public transport, and if he needs a car for some practical purpose he will opt for a regular one.lets stop showing off and making news of such things. does she actually need a car? she has so many. some local fellos are better, on birthdays they go to temples and feed poor etc. i hope the bachans have done that too along withmerc as its their money they can do what they want.
RE:no big deal
by on Nov 03, 2007 06:05 AM
Right u r !It would not be a bi deal or big news at all! If it is it could be a news "the bachchans helped the poors,any social work rather than oiling or polish the politicians like Amar singh!! or gifting their own/ exchanging internal family members/how disappointing matter is-no one can hear till today that THE GREAT BIG B & his poor family ever join to or interest to the honest & real Social work rather than POLITICS !They have only interest corrupting to capture farmers land called abounded properties!?How poor greedy fellows they are!!!!!!!!!!! Where there is what about Indian economics!Shame on Rediff too!!!
