RE:hummmmm
by Bongla on Nov 02, 2007 11:25 AM
Bhansali: Don%u2019t worry sir; we will shoot the entire movie only in that set. Sony executive: Who will be the lead actor? Bhansali: It will be Ranbir Kapoor. Sony executive: Who the hell is this, is he the father of that spoiled brat Kareena. Bhansali: No Sir, that%u2019s Randir Kapoor. This is Ranbir, son of Rishi Kapoor take a look at his picture. Sony executive: Oh my lord, he looks like a %u2026%u2026.God save this world from the torture of Kapoors! Can%u2019t we give him the role of hero%u2019s best buddy or something like that? Bhansali: Sir actually his Dad has promised me to sponsor the super expensive chandeliers that I badly need for my set. Further I have already signed the contract. Sir as long as he can act better than Fardeen Khan%u2026%u2026.oh%u2026 and people are already talking about his bum. Sony executive: Are we taking a big risk with you? Bhansali: Sir please trust me, this is my childhood dream. I have surpassed all my previous inspirations with this. This time I got inspired even with my original inspirations and with this inspiration of my earlier inspirations I will merge the inspiration from other Bollywood crap to get another inspiration to inspire Indians and possibly rest of the world. We will call it super inspiration or Sawariya if you like. It will be the next Oscar Winner (starts dreaming)
Sony executive: What about music, I understand its very important component of a Bollywood movie. Sir I had it ready last year. See what I did was asked Monty Sharma to tak
RE:RE:hummmmm
by Bongla on Nov 02, 2007 11:26 AM
Bhansali:Sir I had it ready last year. See what I did was asked Monty Sharma to take inspiration from Veer Zaara. The way Veer Zaara stole its music from old tunes we tried to steal the classical tunes, hear this. Sony executive: This is such a lengthy song. Bhansali: No sir you heard 10 different songs with different tunes so far. Sony executive: Well don%u2019t they all sound same? I am concerned. Bhansali: Don%u2019t worry Sir, we will label them with different classical Ragas and no one will notice. Sony executive: You know what%u2026; I can%u2019t take you anymore%u2026. go to my assistant he will do all the formalities. I gotta go now. I am going to inspire myself with a new inspiration to have the courage to go through your inspiration when it gets in theatre.
They are horrible for women self esteem. Makes them look like a piece of meat who are measured by their physical and facial beauty. Pathetic. No wonder women act like a piece of meat too (men always have to chase them)
RE:Never
by NRUPAN VELASSERIL on Nov 02, 2007 07:50 AM
Its her confidence, atitude and presence of mind that matters, nothing else...not what you or people like you say. You are negative....and could be a loser too with this attitude
