aish wanted to see French open but as she does not understand tennis she wanted to make sure that she does not sit like a dum in the crowd.
So she went to one of the director and asked him what to do.
The director said that laugh when everyone laughs, clap when rst claps, basically go what the crowd is doing.
But what she could make out what to do during teh rest time between games....so she is playing with her hair (sign of nervousness) and thinking...yee khaha yaa gayee....and i could have saved on ticket price and spend one more night with.....anyone
RE:story behind this picture
by nikhil shikarkhane on Jun 07, 2007 08:05 AM
kudos ... nice one .. Indian .. try writing short stories .. .nice imagination .. BTW I have a question .. why is she wearing a men's wrist watch .. plz update me if its a new trend,
RE:story behind this picture
by Galaxy Moulders on Jun 07, 2007 09:01 AM
The fact are something different i believe, she wanted to give her hat to the person sitting behind but he wanted her goggles, thats why she became edgy.
RE:story behind this picture
by on Jun 07, 2007 09:58 AM
Indian.. I totally agree with you! I happened to listen when she talked to the director. He also advised her to wear a bigggg goggles, to avoid anybody finding out why she's blinking/sleeping or whom she's drooling over.
RE:story behind this picture
by Notnice on Jun 07, 2007 04:11 AM
You think she is a dumbwit eh? According to you Tennis is a game of the intellectuals. I guess you had huge problems undersanding the rules of the game and assumed maybe all had such problems. But the truth is MR. Indian...it is a rather simple game - anyone with an IQ over 50 can get it. But maybe that is your issue. That totally explains your juvinile comment here.
RE:story behind this picture
by ch kumar on Jun 07, 2007 03:28 AM
You had a great skill of being a writer to some tabloid news man.. Keep it up.. Its hilarious
RE:story behind this picture
by samyrah on Jun 07, 2007 11:01 AM
Mr Indian. You must have got inspired to write such a story with one of your experiences huh??? Y dnt you share the original.camouflagin it with Ash's name kills all the fun
Sooner or later, one way or another, all this comes out in our behavior. I don%u2019t mean that we are literally going to imitate what we see, though you can see that in children. The real effects are even more serious: we become like what we see. In most of us, for example, exposure to violence in the media doesn%u2019t build up and erupt in mayhem. It manifests itself in a belligerent attitude, aggressive language, abusive behavior, the twinge of a desire now and then to strike back at someone who cuts in front of us on the road. It is not so much specific actions we absorb as attitudes, language, and primal drives like anger, greed, and fear.
RE:a must read....
by Khushnaz Etwara on Jun 07, 2007 02:49 AM
Right Kumar- this kind of writing is not good for a progressive society! all good people should be very offended as these miscreants are using public forums meant for educated people to discuss issues for meaningless abuse!
Some of the remarks are so vile that it brings tears to my eyes! This is so sad..
RE:a must read....
by Super Cool on Jun 07, 2007 03:00 AM
Ahaaaaa... the progressive cheapskate is back - to whine, scratch and fight with everyone and impose her views on the rest of the world especially in fashion and who shud do what. batwaraaaa - keep whining. Frustrated woman - looks like your hubby doesn't entertain you that you take out ur frustrations here on others. ha ha ha ha - keep fighting and imposing your ideas. No one gives a hoot.Chalo.... to each his own. You do what you have do and the rest of the world will do what they have to.Have fun abusing each and everyone here.
RE:a must read....
by Khushnaz Etwara on Jun 07, 2007 03:16 AM
actually Super cool you are the one who is frustrated- not me or my darling hubby :) and you aren't super cool either! you are actually a stinking gutter rati guess your mother didn't smack you in the head enuff so your brain actually turned out to be a smelly, rotten garbage dump not worthy of doing or saying anything respectable...
this is a place for educated people to talk not for morons like you to espouse filth- idiot!
RE:a must read....
by Ashwin on Jun 07, 2007 04:47 AM
I must commend you Khushnaz for maintaining such dignity even while dealing with retards like Super UNcool. Mr. UNcool (another pathetic creep ashamed of his real name), the garbage you spew here shows your true character. A person with even an iota of dignity would feel ashamed of himself for saying the thing you said.
RE:a must read....
by Ashwin on Jun 07, 2007 06:48 AM
Dimag ka ilaaj karwani ki tumhe jaroorat hai bachche.. Agar bachpan pe ye haal hai to aage kya hoga ?? Mujhe to keval do logo me confusion tha, lekin tumhe sabhi me main hi dikh raha hoon.. Ashwin/ Etwara/Notnice !!!! Apne chhote se dimaag pe jyada jor mat daalo... Tumhe neend ki bahut jaroorat hai..
RE:RE:a must read....
by Rahul Oberoi on Jun 07, 2007 06:00 AM
Ahaaaa dodo - some brains you have. Since I posted to a comment of yours I must be supercool unmasked. Wow man, you sure are a superbrain. Why just supercool, I am the rest of the people also who have posted here.
And any person who reads your posts and that etwara's will tell you the commonalities in writing. So you are etwara posing as Ashwin. Can't digest criticism huh ? Must throw your weight around - frustrated rat. Keep blasting. Its my bed time now. Keep whining and ranting and calling me any other name unmasked. Pathetic moron.Go on...who the world what a retard you yourself are.As for behaving - looks like you have lost it somewehre along the way. No wonder you are trying to impose yourself on everyone on this forum. Supercool is right in calling you a cheapskate.Aswin....aka etwara aka whatever.
RE:a must read....
by Ashwin on Jun 07, 2007 05:51 AM
Ahhh... So here comes Rahul Oberoi out of his supercool mask... Guess I did shake up your conscience so much so that you decided to let us all see the loser hidden behind supercool mask. FYI, I did read her response to you retard and still thought she was wayyyyyyyy more dignified for what a dumbass like you deserves... And now that you come out of your fake identity, one piece of advice - Be careful while posting messages, Your Dad might be reading this and will give you an ass whooping of a lifetime for this trash talk. Behave kidoo !
RE:a must read....
by Ashwin on Jun 07, 2007 06:21 AM
At least my advice (or the fear of ass whooping) seems to have worked. You did a good job toning down your language and trying to behave more like a human. And I have neither the way nor will to prove I aint Etwara, so I'll just laugh it off. So you can go to sleep cos we are better off without you... Night night kid !!
RE:a must read....
by Ashwin on Jun 09, 2007 07:39 AM
Yes Khushnaz, I also deal with such people on a daily basis on rediff boards. I guess it frustrates the crap outta them when they see someone replying to their abusinve language with dignity. The genius arguing with me over here still thinks you and me (and notnice!!) are the same person posting with different names and praising each other. Some research he did on our similar way of writing.. :-) Good fun I tell you. :)) See you around.
RE:RE:a must read....
by Khushnaz Etwara on Jun 07, 2007 09:42 PM
Thanks Ashwin! Remember what I said on the other post to you?? Men like Super cool or faceless Indian are pests who lack an iota of intelligence to have a sensible conversation... so for lack of better means all they can do is spew venom and vitriol at me.
The best way to counter it is with truth and intelligence! so lets see if super cool baby has the courage to stand up on his two feet :) or maybe he will fly away like all them other pesky mosquitoes!
RE:a must read....
by Rahul Oberoi on Jun 07, 2007 06:25 AM
Dream on grandma - go on posing as whoever you like and think of me as supercool, superhot or whatever other name you fancy. Boodhi ho gaye ho, dimaaag sathiya gaya hai grandma.Dimaaag ka ilaaaj karwa lo - duniya or junta dono saaaf dikhenge. Supercool aur doosron mein farak dekh paogey. Goodnite - it doesn't matter to anyone who comes or goes from this forum. The world will go on with or without you and me. Goodnite Assswin/ Etwara/Notnice or whatever you are.
RE:RE:a must read....
by Super Cool on Jun 07, 2007 03:38 AM
Ha ha ha - royally frustrated eh ? Actually you couldn't have displayed your educated mannerisms betters. Your language and frustration shows. keep it up. Educated and well mannered indeed. Frustrated creep.
RE:a must read....
by Khushnaz Etwara on Jun 07, 2007 09:36 PM
Super cool what exactly is bothering you about my comments? Instead of flinging personal insults why don't you actually have a discussion with me? Are you afraid Supercool that you may actually not be able to meet my intellectual level :) Don't be like a bat that loves darkness and preys while the world sleeps, and at the first spot of sunshine hides off in fear... If you have a problem with my comments, accpet my challenge for a debate or buzz off!!
RE:a must read....
by Kumar on Jun 07, 2007 04:06 AM
tears in the eyes?...hmm...there is one thing to be happy about...rediff is bringing out the true nature of the indians/how frustrated we are/how hypocrites we are/how much double standards we have/how arrogant we are/how desparately we want to impose our opinions on others/how much we respect other opinions/how tolerant we are etc etc...without rediff's help we would have seen these true faces...thank you rediff...
