WHAT YOU NEED. 1 Glass (Preferably Last Night’s. Unwashed:) � Quarter(ExceptDesi, Any Brand) 3/4 Soda – Chilled. (If Unavailable, Use ‘PhukkatSoda’ i.e. Tap Water)
HOW TO PREPARE. The Glass Won’t Walk To You. So, You Have To Drag Yourself Up To The Glass. Since Your Legs Won’t Support You, You Have To Support The Walls (Least They Fall Down) And Proceed.
Once You Appear At The Glass, Leave It Alone. Don’t MessWith It. Spill TheQuarter Into The Glass And Pour Some On The Table. ACTION REPLAY The Same With Soda / ‘PhukkatSoda’. Take A Deep Breath. Hold The Glass Tightly. (Not So Tight Because Glass Is Breakable) Lift Chest High. Try To Bring Your Mouth To It, Invert & Empty The Contents.
Say ‘Good Night’ Once Again At 12 O’clock In The Afternoon And Collapse Anywhere. Get Up Late In The Evening. PadUp And Get Ready To Play The Second Innings.
