If you really want to impress your boss then impress his wife or g_A_y lover first!
1. Cook tasty dishes for her or "him" on a regular basis.
2. Go on shopping trips with her or "him" and carry all the bags.
3. Take care of her or "his" pets while she or he spends some "quite time" with your boss!
4. Baby sit and look after boss's kids, take them to movies or mall.
5. Run errands for boss's wife's or g_A_y lover's family like picking them and dropping them at railway stations or airports; carry their luggage; helping them shop when they visit your boss; take them out to eat at the best restaurants in your city while the boss is in an "important meeting" with very, very, "important" clients!
In India and when working for Indians in foreign countries, the only thing you need to do is be your boss' 'Man Friday' and everything else is taken care of!
Re: Impress
by Defender on Nov 06, 2014 04:22 PM
Of course these are all necessary. The first rule is "the Boss is always right"...The second rule is if everything fails, refer to the first rule...
Re: Impress
by Defender on Nov 06, 2014 04:24 PM
Bhuvaneshwar must be a "darling" of bosses...He is a "Leader" as he has learnt the art of bosskeeping...
A male boss likes his woman reportee to wear revealing clothes. Like it or not, but many women are equally the culprit. Some use their body to get ahead in corporate world.
I think if you just do your work properly, it is enough to impress your boss. You only need to do the above mentioned 5 things if you are not working correct.
Re: Laughable List
by Siddhu ism on Nov 06, 2014 03:45 PM
right!! you have concluded what the author could not.. Yes, see the kind of comments in this article... they all justify that worst company ~ worst boss
Re: Laughable List
by brian crasto on Oct 13, 2014 03:49 PM
true. indian bosses prefer to have own men or from their region, They are living in the past. Thats employees cant rise fast unless they lick their bosses feet
