1) Ask how much part of salary is to be given to HR Head every month to keep job safe. 2) Find out what are the points where he has to compromise and make adjustments. 3) Locate Name and address of departmental Head to send gifts/sweets to his children and a package from salary every month to get timely promotion and increments. 4) Definitely know if girl candidate, how many hours she has to spend for special night duty and if male candidate in which way he has to support his bosses in corruption cases to fill his and boss pocket.
1) Ask how much part of salary is to be given to HR Head every month to keep job safe. 2) Find out what are the points where he has to compromise and make adjustments. 3) Locate Name and address of departmental Head to send gifts/sweets to his children and a package from salary every month to get timely promotion and increments. 4) Definitely know if girl candidate, how many hours she has to spend for special night duty and if male candidate in which way he has to support his bosses in corruption cases to fill his and boss pocket.
Re: Laughable Points
by AntiNational Congres on Mar 28, 2014 01:31 PM
Most of the "Boss" would be incompetent , Right , And its true for Most of organization.
4 things to do before accepting a job offer and their real meaning!
1. Negotiate for the best deal ...... establish how many times you will engage in coitus with your boss!
2. Understand the "offer" letter ...... understand that you are willing to offer yourself for coitus with your boss when you sign this letter!
3. Consider the actual benefits ........ find out how much will engaging in coitus with your boss "benefit" your career or stint in that company!
4. The commute to work ...... calculate the amount of commuting time you will lose when you engage in coitus with your boss and also miss the most advantageously timed Metro, Local train or bus while going back home every evening!
