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The ultimate guide to being the coolest kid in college

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Tips for being cool in college
by on Sep 27, 2013 10:25 PM

1. Please do your studies well
2. Dont worry about "looking" cool
3. Think about being cool from "inside" - so that inspite of difficult situations you can come out fighting.

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Gaurav GUPTA
8 Simple Rules
by Gaurav GUPTA on Sep 27, 2013 11:16 AM

How to be the Coolest Kid in College(For Guys)

1.Make sure that daddy dearest has a 9 digit bank balance.

2.Get a total make over from the best from the best salon in town.

3.Get a Totally new wardrobe from a really good store.

4.Get the fastest loudest most powerful car that you can find/afford/modify.

5.Make sure you have 3 other guys as hangers on to act as errand boys.

6.Make sure your English is perfect and has a bit of accent in it.

7.Show total disdain for attending classes esp. if daddy bought you that seat.

8.Hope you have some powerful political connection(required if you wanna attend raves )

The above steps will have babes swarming around you like flies and hence will earn you the distinction of the coolest kid in college.

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