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rajeev tiwari
CYBER CRIMES
by rajeev tiwari on Feb 13, 2013 11:26 AM  | Hide replies

CYBER CRIMES IS LATEST PHENOMENON REQUIRING SPECIAL CELL TO DEAL WITH SUCH ACTIVITIES

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MOHAN LAD
Re: CYBER CRIMES
by MOHAN LAD on Feb 13, 2013 11:40 AM
Enquiry
by Pratham (View MyPage) on Feb 13, 2013 11:25 AM | Hide replies

Govt : Mr cbi you have a job to do
CBI : What your majesty ?
Govt : You have to investigate the chopper scam
CBI : OK, your highness, whom should we target first ?
Govt : We think you should target some bjp leaders and rss and vhp. just see if they had ever sent any e-mail or letter to this company when they were in center
CBI : OK your highness, what if they have not sent any letter or e mail ?
Govt : Then we will increase your scope of investigation, and the period of investigation will be all defence deals from year 1999 to this date.
CBI : OK, your highness, I understand, then we will first blame them for irregularities in the contracts during their tenure.
Govt : Yes, then we will propagate that with the help of our friendly news channels and people will talk about that scam and forget choppers.
CBI : If we cannot find anything then what sir ?
Govt : Then create one, we know you are expert in it.
CBI : OK your majesty, thank you we will do as you say.
Govt : Yes, and remember - all Italians are always Indian well wishers and honest.
CBI : Yes sir we know this fully. 176000 Cr 2G and 1000000 Cr CG and no Italian in our findings. See we know who are honest right from the beginning of the probe.
Govt : and you know if such big money cannot lure Italians this 350 Crores is peanuts, their every day tea coffee.
CBI : I understand your majesty. To help Italians is our main responsibility. There will be n

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