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Watch out! The top 10 condom blunders


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Loan Shark
11th blunder
by Loan Shark on Mar 22, 2012 05:49 AM

pulling an almond joy

(check it out guys)

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Loan Shark
A man was buying condoms
by Loan Shark on Mar 22, 2012 05:46 AM  | Hide replies

A man was buying condoms and the the phamacist asked

Do you want a bag with that?

No, she aint that ugly

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advaniuncle
But pl tell me
by advaniuncle on Mar 21, 2012 11:16 PM  | Hide replies

can I do it wearing a dhoti or have to take it off.....

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Babu C
Re: But pl tell me
by Babu C on Mar 21, 2012 11:50 PM
put it over ur head

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hazare
Re: But pl tell me
by hazare on Mar 22, 2012 05:02 AM
try lungi..soft silky white in color with small butterflies design

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Akash Doshi
we need technological advances in field of condoms...
by Akash Doshi on Mar 21, 2012 08:38 PM  | Hide replies

here r few technology that can come handy for condom users...

a condom that would fit like an ipad cover. u bring it close to ur banana and the condom does the rest..

a sensor to detect any naughty-sperm trying to find its way out..

a condom that, when detects the girl is uncomfortable or is being forced, will crush the banana to size zero..

how about a bluetooth enabled condom that would send important data to the smarphone - data like sp**rm count, hardness of banana, ws the position right etc etc...

infact a wi-fi enabled condom-set, user need to wear a condom and insert the accompanying trans-receiver in the gyna.. u then sit on the couch and the trans-receiver ll do all the work and transmit all the pleasure to the condom that the user is wearing..

or how about a condom for parents to gift to their kids - ones which will set on an alarm when used....

or may be a reusable self-cleaning master-peace..

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upman singh
Re: we need technological advances in field of condoms...
by upman singh on Mar 21, 2012 09:24 PM
good hypothesis !

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Kamal B
Re: we need technological advances in field of condoms...
by Kamal B on Mar 21, 2012 10:49 PM
Akashbhai.. P.hd thai gaya..

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Babu C
Re: we need technological advances in field of condoms...
by Babu C on Mar 21, 2012 11:51 PM
Akash I heard google is looking for u :). They need ur brain mate

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Love Matters
Re: we need technological advances in field of condoms...
by Love Matters on Mar 22, 2012 02:54 PM
Wow! You are full of excellent ideas! ;) I suspect there's a market of all of these suggestions!

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Kamal B
Mistake
by Kamal B on Mar 21, 2012 07:31 PM

D.goel.pkl Evening 07:22:45 pm 21st March 2012.

My father did biggest mistake in his life. He Did with used condom due to which i born.

D.goel.pkl Evening 07:30:43 pm 21st March 2012.

Yes I again confirm.

D.goel.pkl.

D.goel.

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Akash Doshi
we need a technological revolution...
by Akash Doshi on Mar 21, 2012 05:27 PM


a condom that would fit like an ipad cover. u bring it close to ur banana and the condom does the rest..

a sensor to detect any naughty-sperm trying to find its way out..

a condom that, when detects the girl is uncomfortable or is being forced, will crush the banana to size zero..

how about a bluetooth enabled condom that would send important data to the smarphone - data like sp**rm count, hardness of banana, ws the position right etc etc...

or how about a condom for parents to gift to their kids - ones which will set on an alarm when used....

or may be a reusable self-cleaning master-peace..

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akshay nilurkar
FREE ONE'S
by akshay nilurkar on Mar 21, 2012 05:26 PM

GR8 use , that is why government gives it free. Now those are considered substandard , and we should buy famous brands. Why would government supply substandard condoms , while on the other hand private companies claim that there brand is better. Something fishy overhere.

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correct
Good news
by correct on Mar 21, 2012 03:09 PM  | Hide replies

It is good that you are bringing in clarity now a lot of condoms are in use in schools colleges and also a lot of IT companies would be helpful if you spread a word about ladies condoms since those are once that are in more demand.

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Love Matters
Re: Good news
by Love Matters on Mar 22, 2012 02:55 PM
We're really glad you appreciate this article!

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Love Matters
Re: Good news
by Love Matters on Mar 22, 2012 02:57 PM
Thanks for your comment. We actually have more articles on our site about female condoms.

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QnA Girl
BFs
by QnA Girl on Mar 21, 2012 11:54 AM  | Hide replies

one of my BFs uses so much force that condoms burst within a minute of penetration. is there any stronger brand? or should i use the ones meant for horses... ha ha

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MUNNA CHOUDHURY
Re: BFs
by MUNNA CHOUDHURY on Mar 21, 2012 05:57 PM
ya u can use horses


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Kamal B
Re: BFs
by Kamal B on Mar 21, 2012 07:21 PM
u shud use the ones meant for Donkeys..

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Timir Tripathi
Re: BFs
by Timir Tripathi on Mar 21, 2012 11:25 PM
the condom burst only when some air is trapped in the tip of the condom, care should b taken while putting condom so that no air must be there at the tip

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Babu C
Re: BFs
by Babu C on Mar 21, 2012 11:56 PM
Yeah Durex is coming with one made of tarpaulin :D

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Deepak S
Re: BFs
by Deepak S on Mar 21, 2012 12:28 PM
what is the length of his pxnx .. all depends on that..

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