Here is a list of reasons why and techniques how you can appropriately disrespect your pesky teachers, and your old mother.
Since teachers dont make profits for us, ignore them and what they say.
Since teachers want us to be disciplined, make fun of them even when we leave school and college.
Since you have paid school fees, you owe nothing to whatever the teacher taught you - unity, integrity, hard work, discipline, commitment, reciprocation.
All these are false, intangible concepts which are merely good in books. Once out of education, we can keep these safely aside in pursuit of what is really important in life - money, prestige and high society English.
Since being a mother does not produce any profit, and since being a teacher does not make you any money, both mothers and teachers are naturally uneconomic investments.
Shun and ignore their efforts, they are not profit making and so they are not wealth creation.
A mother's work and a teacher's work simply do not add to the GDP, to economic growth, or to a desirable urban lifestyle.
Integrity, reciprocation, responsiblity are ideas to keep rural India under control, not parts of the economy.
So according to Milton, Keynes, Greenspan, Globalisation experts, India cannot move forward unless expenditure on mothers and teachers is cut down.
Not one survey has hard stats to prove that mothers add economic value, that teachers add economic value.
Re: How to disrespect your good teachers
by Devdutt Nayak on Sep 05, 2010 03:23 AM
Since mothers and teachers perform the marginal task of bringing you up - which as 50 percent of the world's population amply prove - they grow into adults without going to school and many are orphans - we should ideally do away with these economically loss making units - mothers and teachers - and replace them with advanced machines that feed us and help us grow as per final specifications.
You see, a mother spends about 20 years investing worthless effort.
And a teacher wastes your productive childhood by boring things and big stupid lectures where you feel sleepy.
So we can replace teachers by computer animation programs.
This is an entirely profit-making enterprise and will give great ROI.
Importantly, you can have full control over thoughts and habits and knowledge of students who grow up in an automated education and nurturing system.
It is high time that Indian Govt stopped making a big thing about how great these mothers and teachers are.
Instead it should put in place an ultra-modern plan to automate all tasks relating to upbringing of children into a central Govt supercomputer.
It will also help fight the recession and employ all IT workers on the bench.
Since India must grow at 9 percent at all costs, this is the best way.
Unemployed mothers and teachers can be used in garment and sanitation sectors.
They only talk about clean / dirty, right / wrong. So we must use them in urban sanitation, food supply etc.
Re: And
by palanki narayana on Sep 05, 2010 02:52 PM
Is it possible to have employers without employees? Or do you mean employers need be educated and employees need not be?
