Re: Impression!!
by malai kofta on Mar 14, 2010 12:10 PM
Two of Clinton's sperm are swimming around in Monica, when one of the sperm looks at the other and says, " Hey I think we are coming close to the ovaries"... the other looks at the other sperm and says, " Hey relax we just passed the tonsils."
What a mentality..Lady Obama just wore a dress of some indian designer and we are taking it as a matter of pride for us :) True that we are happy in trivial things only...She just wore a dress of indian designer and we have put news on cover page :) ...what an idea sir jee
Re: what a mentality
by malai kofta on Mar 14, 2010 11:59 AM
A professor at the University of Texas was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Clinton raises! his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So,Bill, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bill replied, "Heck! From way back there I thought you said "Goats
Re: India taking credit as usual
by rexberry on Mar 13, 2010 12:58 PM
again this cheapo in rediff lobby.. Kick him out of rediff lobby as he smells disgusting, saudi arabians say that srilankans are the smelly lot in planet earth.. they are right
Re: Re: India taking credit as usual
by prakash sharma on Mar 14, 2010 06:47 PM
There was no Nepal when Buddha was born .. it was one hindustan ...! so actually Buddha can be called as Indian and not juz nepalese !as He was a Hindu too ! :)
Re: Re: Re: India taking credit as usual
by prakash gurung on Oct 09, 2010 03:24 PM
india was ruled by mugal n indians r mixed n fake hindu nepalese r real hindu i agree buddha was hindu but he was never indian
