Your CV is probably the first contact you will make with your employer and should portray your skills in the field of practice. Your strengths and work experience should be the point of focus for you to get that job. Since many people apply for one job. Sample cv
looking for a job. some of my achievments are:amassing huge wealth,commmtting rape,murder,kidnapping,extortion,causing riots,inciting fighting between religious communitees,booth capturing and illegal voting,toppling governments (and forming) etc. looking for ministerial berth. everything "negotiable"
Re: i am a politician
by Amreesh Reddy on Nov 09, 2009 12:14 PM
This is awesome achievement. There is a huge requirement for politicians like you. I currently own an agency where we currently recruit only people having your kind of experience. I have already forwarded you profile to the CMs of all the states. As of today, there are more opening in Karnataka Govt. However, you may have to pay huge amount/fund to get the Ministerial post in this Govt. This govt is desperately looking for some fund, so that they can re-pay the fund taken from Reddys Brothers.
Re: i am a politician
by vikram dhawan on Nov 09, 2009 12:25 PM
Sorry, you are rejected as "Lying" and being "Shame-less" are the two main qualities required for Politicians in India and you have not mentioned that in your CV. However, you may be considered for the Post of Speaker or PM where not much lying and shame needed anyway...Be Indian and Sell India
Re: Is it possible to put fake certifications in cv to impress em
by Amreesh Reddy on Nov 09, 2009 12:01 PM
Right now I am recruiting people especially with fake experience. We have 50% quota reserved only for these people. And if you are from AP, then you will be given the priority
Re: Is it possible to put fake certifications in cv to impress em
by vikram dhawan on Nov 09, 2009 12:31 PM
To impress employers you not only need fake certificate but a fake personality as well.
Please write some articles for people who have lost their jobs because of recession and are jobless since 1 or more years. There number is very huge. These people are mainly from insurance sector.
