If you're bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the following, three times in quick succession, when symptoms occur:
"My future now lies in the hands of Mayawati, Mulayam Singh Yadav,Gandhi dynasty,Sharad Pawar,Laloo Prasad Yadav, Jayalalitha,Mamata Banerji, Prakash Karat and Bal Thackeray."
If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be full of it for the rest of your life.
Re: REMEDY FOR CONSTIPATION-MORE EFFECTIVE THAN CASTOR OIL.
by trikarn on Apr 14, 2009 09:40 PM
kedem wah re wah great man! add one more to this list, in case of vomiting sensation! devegowda and karunanidhi!
The UPA has done a nuclear deal without even having a "credible" emergency response team comprising all faces of the "public" in place.
There is no visible emergency response drill which includes the "public" and no place to exchange "credible" information to the Government of the day. No manifesto speaks of this and no political group has had this vision to implement and put in place a "credible" system. Most of the police systems use crumbling, insecure infrastructure which do not "hold" during emergent times/fallouts. Audited accounts speak of monies spent but we get to see sheer incompetent systems in place!