He will be out for a duck each time and promptly blame the top order for not providing enough of a good start and the lower order batsman for indulging in politics. Then he will announce free food, free education and free jobs under MGNREGA for all the spectators. Opposing team players will be called communal and umpires will be forced to join CBI. As always, third umpire will be Sonia and match referee will be Money-moan. Chiddu, Sibba and Diggy will be cheer leaders.
