There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. Their relationship was turning sour. So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than to carry on such a relationship.
So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid. In the hearing in the court it was decided that this choice should be left to their son. So the judge asked "Son, would you like to stay with your mummy?"
The kid replied," No, mummy beats me." So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa?" The kid replied, "No, papa beats me too."
Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do. After pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child.
And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with
Any guesses?
Come on I know you can guess this.
Ok here is the decision: The judge decided that the kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they never beat anybody
Scene: India in Australia 1999, Sachin Tendulkar the Captain at age 26 highly regarded batsman and perhaps best in world at that time itself.
Context: India vs Aus test series, followed by India, PAK, Aus tri series.
Unofficial occasion, the captains Steve Waugh, Sachin T, Wasim Akram meet in a social event in which Aussie umpires Darrel Hair & harper were also present. Aussie host of show invites everyone and introduces 3 captains to umpires and rest of audience. Umpire first meets Steve waugh exchange typical handshake and passes some generic comments, smiles and everyone good. Umpire meets then Wasim Akram shakes hands, inquires about his health and smiles. Umpire is then introduced to Sachin Tendulkar the Indian captain, umpire shows grim face and raises the finger above head, says he's out.
Hope people understand the joke and anyone who watched series back then will sure understand.
ONES UPON A TIME A BOY WAS PLAYING CRICKET. UMPIRE GIVEN HIM OUT WITHOUT ANY REASON, BOY ASKED WHY DID U GIVEN ME OUT? UMPIRE REPLIED GOD OF CRICKED TOLD ME TO GIVE U OUT.SACHIN CAME, BOY ASKED WHY DID U TOLD UMPIRE TO GIVE ME OUT? SACHIN REPLIED FATHER OF GOD TOLD ME TO GIVE U OUT. SUDDENLY SIR.RICKY THOMAS PONTING CAME AND ASKED THE GOD OF CRICKET WHEN DID I TOLD U TO GIVE HIM OUT?
Re: PONTING FATHER OF GOD
by Vaidhy Narayanan on Mar 30, 2011 09:10 AM
oLD JOKE
Scene: India in Australia 1999, Sachin Tendulkar the Captain at age 26 highly regarded batsman and perhaps best in world at that time itself.
Context: India vs Aus test series, followed by India, PAK, Aus tri series.
Unofficial occasion, the captains Steve Waugh, Sachin T, Wasim Akram meet in a social event in which Aussie umpires Darrel Hair & harper were also present. Aussie host of show invites everyone and introduces 3 captains to umpires and rest of audience. Umpire first meets Steve waugh exchange typical handshake and passes some generic comments, smiles and everyone good. Umpire meets then Wasim Akram shakes hands, inquires about his health and smiles. Umpire is then introduced to Sachin Tendulkar the Indian captain, umpire shows grim face and raises the finger above head, says he's out.
Hope people understand the joke and anyone who watched series back then will sure understand.
ONES UPON A TIME A BOY WAS PLAYING CRICKET. UMPIRE GIVEN HIM OUT WITHOUT ANY REASON, BOY ASKED WHY DID U GIVEN ME OUT? UMPIRE REPLIED GOD OF CRICKED TOLD ME TO GIVE U OUT.SACHIN CAME, BOY ASKED WHY DID U TOLD UMPIRE TO GIVE ME OUT? SACHIN REPLIED FATHER OF GOD TOLD ME TO GIVE U OUT. SUDDENLY SIR.RICKY THOMAS PONTING CAME AND ASKED THE GOD OF CRICKET WHEN DID I TOLD U TO GIVE HIM OUT?
Re: Re: PONTING FATHER OF GOD
by punter rockz on Mar 30, 2011 10:05 AM
Dumbo i think Jumbo anil kumble is ur father thats why ur supporting indian team
ONES UPON A TIME A BOY WAS PLAYING UMPIRE GIVE HIM OUT WITHOUT ANY REASON, BOY ASKED WHY DID U GIVEN ME OUT UMPIRE REPLIED GOD OF CRICKED TOLD ME TO GIVE U OUT.SACHIN CAME BOY ASKED WHY DID U TOLD UMPIRE TO GIVE ME OUT? SACHIN REPLIED FATHER OF GOD TOLD ME TO GIVE U OUT. SUDDENLY SIR.RICKY THOMAS PONTING CAME AND ASKED THE GOD OF CRICKET WHEN DID I TOLD U TO GIVE HIM OUT
Sir Ricky thomas ponting You become greatest captain of cricket world.Bradman is only greatest cricketer with average 99 but you become great feilder,batsman and captain. Wish you all the best in near future. Every team want world cup like south africa,team india,paki from 2003 to till date but under your captaincy every time their dreams spoled.
