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Warne theories and what ifs after Bangalore thriller


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Osho
what is a WOMAN?
by Osho on Mar 01, 2011 12:43 PM

If you want to know what a woman really means, look at her -- don't listen to her:-)

P.S. Plz don't report abuse.

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shahnawaz naseem
lets move
by shahnawaz naseem on Mar 01, 2011 12:37 PM  | Hide replies

hey guys lets move to some other topic...

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Osho
Re: lets move
by Osho on Mar 01, 2011 12:39 PM
you start the topic plz

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sachin
Re: Re: lets move
by sachin on Mar 01, 2011 12:52 PM
about OSAMA bin laden!!!!

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osho117@rediffmail.com
Re: Re: Re: lets move
by osho117@rediffmail.com on Mar 01, 2011 12:56 PM
y r u so curious on OSAMA:-)

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shahnawaz naseem
Re: Re: Re: lets move
by shahnawaz naseem on Mar 01, 2011 01:45 PM
im ok with any topic?y osama..since im muslim?

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osho117@rediffmail.com
Re: Re: Re: Re: lets move
by osho117@rediffmail.com on Mar 01, 2011 01:49 PM
He might be curious bcaz I look like OSAMA.:-)

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Thomas Philip
Munaf Patel
by Thomas Philip on Mar 01, 2011 12:35 PM  | Hide replies

Great Munaf...The body language shows it all. He thought that 338 is a big score and no one will chase it so didn't ground his bat to the crease. Well done Patel!!

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shahnawaz naseem
Re: Munaf Patel
by shahnawaz naseem on Mar 01, 2011 12:37 PM
send him to the forest of bharuch..

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Navvu
Re: Re: Munaf Patel
by Navvu on Mar 01, 2011 12:57 PM
shhh..he is INDIA's answer to Jhonty for fielding and INDIA'a answer to BEVEN for running

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Navvu
play 5 bowlers to stop the prediction of octopus warne
by Navvu on Mar 01, 2011 12:27 PM  | Hide replies

Drop Bhajji----he was supposed to be a wicket taking bowler

Drop Yuvi-----pathetic feilding and unfit , even canada's Balaji Rao is fitter than him

5 Bowlers should be :-

Munaf and Zak opening the bowling

Ashwin first change during power play

Sreesanth and Piyush once the power play is over

Batting Order :-

1 Sachin
2 Gambhir
3 Sehwag ( should allow veeru to play spinners, most of the time gets out before spinners come )
4 Kohli
5 Yusuf
6 Dhobi
7 Piyush
8 Zak
9 Ashwin
10 Sreesanth
11 Munaf

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whatthebleep
Re: Re: play 5 bowlers to stop the prediction of octopus warne
by whatthebleep on Mar 01, 2011 12:42 PM
guess where the highest scorer in the WC83 final was from???

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shahnawaz naseem
Re: Re: play 5 bowlers to stop the prediction of octopus warne
by shahnawaz naseem on Mar 01, 2011 12:51 PM
@ paki
stop this nonsense.....u know better than us about punjabi and madrasis....worry about pak and not for cricketing reason...MIND IT....win or loss is a part of game...world is not going to end even we dont win.MIND IT U RASCALA..

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Navvu
Re: Re: Re: play 5 bowlers to stop the prediction of octopus warn
by Navvu on Mar 01, 2011 12:55 PM
Punjabi's & Madrasi's are 2 most joked about entities in INDIA but both take it lightly. In Pakistan no jokes only human bombs

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Against Pseudos
Re: BREAKING NEWS
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 12:16 PM
Khaliq Rehman:

Seems to have been picked up straight from Karachi Times... renowned for its FBI beating "sleuths" gathering even those bits of information that do not yet exist... :)

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Against Pseudos
Re: warne predicts
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 12:17 PM
5767:

The "but" in your sentence leads us to believe that you are a girl... eh? :)

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Ian Chappell
Re: Re: warne predicts
by Ian Chappell on Mar 01, 2011 12:43 PM
hahaha now are judging about the s.e.x. of persons...ohh common Mr. AP (A.S.S.H.O.L.E. P.A.R.A.S.I.T.E) just concentrate on cricket !!

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Against Pseudos
Re: Re: Re: warne predicts
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 03:47 PM
Desi Chappall:

Tree,ko,Bahut,pata,hai,tere,bhai,5767,ne,kya,cricketing,message,likha,tha,jiska,jawab,Maine,Diya??
Lagta, hai,dimag,ka,dahi,hai,tu..;-)

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Choos Lee
Re: Re: warne predicts
by Choos Lee on Mar 01, 2011 12:20 PM
Lol.. AP.. good catch.

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Against Pseudos
Re: Re: Re: warne predicts
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 12:27 PM
But on second thoughts, 5767 might have meant that the ME = Shane Warne .. judging by the title of his message...

In which case he is pardoned and Warne must now wear the cone of shame... :)

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Ian Chappell
Re: Re: Re: Re: warne predicts
by Ian Chappell on Mar 01, 2011 12:43 PM
hahaha now you are judging about the s.e.x. of persons...ohh common Mr. AP (A.S.S.H.O.L.E. P.A.R.A.S.I.T.E) just concentrate on cricket !!

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Against Pseudos
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: warne predicts
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 03:48 PM
Desi Chappall:

Let others concentrate on cricket and I will too. ;-)

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Ramanjaneyulu Gandluri
Tie was a Fair Result
by Ramanjaneyulu Gandluri on Mar 01, 2011 12:03 PM  | Hide replies

Neither India nor England deserved to lose the match. Having set a target of 339, India does not deserve to lose it. Having scored 338 and almost won the match, England does not deserve to lose it too. At the end of the day, honours were equally shared by both the Teams through the Tie. Any result other than the Tie would have been unfair to the losing side, having come so far.

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SoBloodyWhat
Re: Tie was a Fair Result
by SoBloodyWhat on Mar 01, 2011 12:53 PM
Neither team deserved to win. India were 30 runs short. If Sehwag had scored 100 he would have taken the score to 375. England threw away a winning position.

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vivek
Re: Re: Tie was a Fair Result
by vivek on Mar 01, 2011 01:14 PM
Why do u say "if Sehwag had scored 100"? Same can apply to Eng too. Had KP scored, had Colly scored etc etc..

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SoBloodyWhat
Re: Tie was a Fair Result
by SoBloodyWhat on Mar 01, 2011 12:53 PM
Neither team deserved to win. India were 30 runs short. If Sehwag had scored 100 he would have taken the score to 375. England threw away a winning position.

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shahnawaz naseem
match fixing
by shahnawaz naseem on Mar 01, 2011 12:02 PM  | Hide replies

warne is fixer..he knew the result...

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Osho
Re: match fixing
by Osho on Mar 01, 2011 12:03 PM
we think alike:-)

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shahnawaz naseem
Re: Re: match fixing
by shahnawaz naseem on Mar 01, 2011 12:04 PM
hang dhoni,munaf,and piyush.

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Against Pseudos
Re: Re: match fixing
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 12:11 PM
Osho:

If it was fixed, then I must admire the Perfectioninst players who participated in your gig; and I also must admire your precision in ensuring Everything worked exactly as it should have just like clockwork..

The EXACT edges, the EXACT moments to get out, the EXACT ways in which you instructed bowlers to bowl weak balls, but more importantly the EXACT precision with which even Shahzad (a tailender) hit that Six you asked him to... The placement was immaculate (how else could you ensure that EXACTLY one run would be scored on the very last ball of the 100 overs?)

I salute you, and only hope that our administrators in Government learn how to run things efficiently and very effectively... Great job!! :)
And proud to have watched this display of perfection at Bengaluru on Sunday!! :)

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Osho
Re: Re: Re: match fixing
by Osho on Mar 01, 2011 12:15 PM
@Against p...

I think there is something in this world called sense of humour.I wish you had that...My statement has smiley's to make dumb ppl understand it is a joke

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Against Pseudos
Re: Re: Re: Re: match fixing
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 12:21 PM
Osho:

My apologies... :)

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Osho
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: match fixing
by Osho on Mar 01, 2011 12:26 PM
Accepted:-)

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jhatpat singh
Re: Re: Re: match fixing
by jhatpat singh on Mar 01, 2011 12:17 PM
well said... some people cant just appreciate a good match :-/

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Against Pseudos
Re: match fixing
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 12:06 PM
Naseem:

Apart from providing knee-jerk reactions, you seem to be short on reading and comprehension abilities as well... :)

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shahnawaz naseem
Re: Re: match fixing
by shahnawaz naseem on Mar 01, 2011 12:08 PM
dont act too smart dude..mind ur own business

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Against Pseudos
Re: Re: Re: match fixing
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 12:11 PM
Naseem:

Ohhh... Only YOU are allowed to act smart on this forum eh? Making comments on articles you don't bother to read? :)

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shahnawaz naseem
Re: Re: Re: Re: match fixing
by shahnawaz naseem on Mar 01, 2011 12:13 PM
dude whats ur address?

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shahnawaz naseem
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: match fixing
by shahnawaz naseem on Mar 01, 2011 12:20 PM
i said give me ur address..do what i say..i hate repeating.

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Against Pseudos
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: match fixing
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 12:17 PM
Naseem:

For the moment it will do you good to just read the above article... :)

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Against Pseudos
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: match fixing
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 12:23 PM
Naseem:

I am sure you hate repeating ... as you no doubt hate a lot of other things... :)

I have absolutely no control on who, what and why do you hate... so carry on all by yourself... :)

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shahnawaz naseem
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: match fixing
by shahnawaz naseem on Mar 01, 2011 12:15 PM
just tell me which part of india? ur next seven generation will also not forget me...mind it.

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Against Pseudos
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: match fixing
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 12:19 PM
Naseem:

:) I am sure you are an "unforgettable entity"... :)

Seriously excited when pointed out with your deficiencies... wonder how you made it through school? Or were you always so perfect that it was impossible to improve you? :)

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Choos Lee
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: match fixing
by Choos Lee on Mar 01, 2011 12:17 PM
Lol naseem.. what are you gonna.. go to his place and give him dhokla? PLease give me some.. I am hungry and after having lost my teeth,that is all I can eat..

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jhatpat singh
Re: Re: Re: Re: match fixing
by jhatpat singh on Mar 01, 2011 12:20 PM
this guy seems to be calling the shots...everyone seems to be a DoN these days...u know threatening and all..whats the world coming to..people are forgetting there is something called a civilisation these days ..sad..!!

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shahnawaz naseem
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: match fixing
by shahnawaz naseem on Mar 01, 2011 12:24 PM
@all
just having some fun here..thats all..bored at office yaar...y u guys taking offense?ok my serious apologies to all....just chill.....im not Don or something...

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jhatpat singh
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: match fixing
by jhatpat singh on Mar 01, 2011 12:34 PM
Lol..yeah dude...all in good humor...we all do that sometimes..Rediff is good venting ground.. :-D

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Against Pseudos
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: match fixing
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 12:29 PM
Naseem:

My apologies too for providing that "leg pulling" fun... :)

But then I am renowned for doing that on this forum and lotsa people actually hate me... :)

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Osho
Shane WARN
by Osho on Mar 01, 2011 12:02 PM  | Hide replies

He leaked the result of match...looks like match is fixed already:-)

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Against Pseudos
Re: Shane WARN
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 12:07 PM
Osho:

Apart from providing knee-jerk reactions, you seem to be short on reading and comprehension abilities as well... :)

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shahnawaz naseem
Re: Re: Shane WARN
by shahnawaz naseem on Mar 01, 2011 12:17 PM
stop this copy and paste job dude...

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Against Pseudos
Re: Re: Re: Shane WARN
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 12:25 PM
Naseem:

Sure... in case you noticed, I stopped it long back... :)

I just use copy-paste to convey my feelings to people who keep "pasting" the same thoughts over and over again... :)

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Osho
Re: Re: Shane WARN
by Osho on Mar 01, 2011 12:10 PM
yes i do:-).Thanks for finding it.I will recommend you for noble prize.:-)

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Against Pseudos
Re: Re: Re: Shane WARN
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 12:12 PM
:)... and I shall donate my noble prize to a Nobel Prize winner... ;-)

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Osho
Re: Re: Shane WARN
by Osho on Mar 01, 2011 12:11 PM
@Against Pseudo
So you are against yourself:-)

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Against Pseudos
Re: Re: Re: Shane WARN
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 12:13 PM
Osho:

I know that you believe you are in everyone (Rajneeshism and all), but I can assure you there's not a trace of you in me and hence I am not against "myself"... :)

Only against Pseudos... :)

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Osho
Re: Re: Re: Re: Shane WARN
by Osho on Mar 01, 2011 12:33 PM
I dont BELIEVE, i KNOW :-)You will BELIEVE only when you don't know:-)

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Against Pseudos
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Shane WARN
by Against Pseudos on Mar 01, 2011 03:51 PM
Osho:

As I said you believe you are in everyone but actually,aisa,hai,nahi. ;-)

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shahnawaz naseem
Re: Shane WARN
by shahnawaz naseem on Mar 01, 2011 12:02 PM
yes i agree

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Osho
Re: Re: Shane WARN
by Osho on Mar 01, 2011 12:04 PM
oh my gawd...we did it again:-)

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shahnawaz naseem
Re: Re: Re: Shane WARN
by shahnawaz naseem on Mar 01, 2011 12:05 PM
yes...where u from osho?

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Osho
Re: Re: Re: Re: Shane WARN
by Osho on Mar 01, 2011 12:06 PM
I'm from Hyderabad and you?

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shahnawaz naseem
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Shane WARN
by shahnawaz naseem on Mar 01, 2011 12:07 PM
Bihar

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Osho
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Shane WARN
by Osho on Mar 01, 2011 12:35 PM
I'm from Panjagutta,Hyd

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shahnawaz naseem
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Shane WARN
by shahnawaz naseem on Mar 01, 2011 12:25 PM
which part of hyd?

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Ab Yz
Warne - the Octopus?
by Ab Yz on Mar 01, 2011 11:59 AM

After 'Paul - the Octopus' succesfully predicted the Fottbal world cup matces, now is it the turn of 'Shane Waren - the Octopus Soothsayer' for the Cricket world cup?

If Warne starts doing a pre-match tweet show of predictions, then lots of people will follow his tweets and keep this world cup entertained!

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