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kiran sharma
??
by kiran sharma on Nov 09, 2010 06:43 PM  | Hide replies

Once Big B decided to drive car himself.He asked driver to sit on side seat.But he crossed a red light and Policeman caught him.He was shocked to see him on driver seat He called his senior "Sir i can not challan this car bec the owner of Car is such a big person that he appointed Amitabh Bachhan his Driver :-)

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Sports Lover
Re: ??
by Sports Lover on Nov 09, 2010 07:03 PM
good but old :-)

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Senthil
Re: ??
by Senthil on Nov 09, 2010 06:46 PM
ROFLzzzzzzzzz

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samir
Re: ??
by samir on Nov 09, 2010 06:49 PM
ha ha

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Akhilesh Chellani
Re: ??
by Akhilesh Chellani on Nov 09, 2010 06:44 PM
lololol

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Roshni Dev
How many of u
by Roshni Dev on Nov 09, 2010 06:41 PM  | Hide replies

Help ur wives with the house work?

its not a joke.. mind it



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nice guy
Re: How many of u
by nice guy on Nov 09, 2010 06:47 PM
well u have to ask me sometime later

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nice guy
Re: Re: How many of u
by nice guy on Nov 09, 2010 06:49 PM
i mean..im not married

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Sports Lover
Re: Re: Re: How many of u
by Sports Lover on Nov 09, 2010 06:50 PM
not even me :P

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Roshni Dev
Re: Re: How many of u
by Roshni Dev on Nov 09, 2010 06:47 PM
hahaha...

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Sports Lover
Re: How many of u
by Sports Lover on Nov 09, 2010 06:42 PM
You won't get an answer.

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Roshni Dev
Re: Re: How many of u
by Roshni Dev on Nov 09, 2010 06:43 PM
haha i knew that.. men will be men :)

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Senthil
Re: How many of u
by Senthil on Nov 09, 2010 06:46 PM
Well, I m not Married and moreover I m not living with my Mother also at present so Excuse me.

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Roshni Dev
Re: Re: How many of u
by Roshni Dev on Nov 09, 2010 06:47 PM
ya u r not subjected to this googly

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Senthil
Re: Re: Re: How many of u
by Senthil on Nov 09, 2010 06:48 PM
hahahahaha Great escape

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samir
Re: How many of u
by samir on Nov 09, 2010 06:44 PM
u want to know how many are married ?

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Roshni Dev
Re: Re: How many of u
by Roshni Dev on Nov 09, 2010 06:44 PM
i know about most of them.. no need for indirect questioning

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Akhilesh Chellani
Re: How many of u
by Akhilesh Chellani on Nov 09, 2010 06:42 PM
yes its serious matter :-)

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kiran sharma
Re: Re: How many of u
by kiran sharma on Nov 09, 2010 06:43 PM
you r right

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Roshni Dev
Re: Re: How many of u
by Roshni Dev on Nov 09, 2010 06:45 PM
thats not the answer

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Sanjay
Re: How many of u
by Sanjay on Nov 09, 2010 06:45 PM
Let me take this 'bold' step for mankind :-) I do sometimes... it's not really optional in UK :-).

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Roshni Dev
Re: Re: How many of u
by Roshni Dev on Nov 09, 2010 06:46 PM
good sanjay.. i seriously appreciate u..

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Akhilesh Chellani
for those who are use to call sachin - selfish
by Akhilesh Chellani on Nov 09, 2010 06:41 PM  | Hide replies

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

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Senthil
Re: for those who are use to call sachin - selfish
by Senthil on Nov 09, 2010 06:47 PM
good

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Sanjay
@My last one didn't pass Roshni,ji's approval... so 1 more...
by Sanjay on Nov 09, 2010 06:40 PM  | Hide replies

Sorry bit 'fruity' :-)

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sax drive by 90%.


It's called a Wedding Cake.


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Sanjay
Re: @My last one didn't pass Roshni,ji's approval... so 1 more.
by Sanjay on Nov 09, 2010 06:40 PM
Now I should bhagam,baag, :-)

Back later :-)

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Akhilesh Chellani
sorry to gal's but :-)
by Akhilesh Chellani on Nov 09, 2010 06:38 PM  | Hide replies

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

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Roshni Dev
Re: sorry to gal's but :-)
by Roshni Dev on Nov 09, 2010 06:39 PM
good 1

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Roshni Dev
when...
by Roshni Dev on Nov 09, 2010 06:37 PM  | Hide replies

you develop the ability to

listen to anything unconditionally without loosing ur temper or self confidence,

it means,

u r married

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Akhilesh Chellani
Re: when...
by Akhilesh Chellani on Nov 09, 2010 06:39 PM
Oups lololol fit Hai boss

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Sanjay
Last one for now... need to head to meeting .. enjoy
by Sanjay on Nov 09, 2010 06:37 PM  | Hide replies

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested :-)


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Roshni Dev
Re: Last one for now... need to head to meeting .. enjoy
by Roshni Dev on Nov 09, 2010 06:38 PM
old 1

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Sanjay
Re: Re: Last one for now... need to head to meeting .. enjoy
by Sanjay on Nov 09, 2010 06:38 PM
lekin gold,na,Roshni,ji, :-)

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Roshni Dev
Re: Re: Re: Last one for now... need to head to meeting .. enjoy
by Roshni Dev on Nov 09, 2010 06:40 PM
ya

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Akhilesh Chellani
Old One
by Akhilesh Chellani on Nov 09, 2010 06:36 PM

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

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kiran sharma
who will come first in the race
by kiran sharma on Nov 09, 2010 06:33 PM  | Hide replies

Road roller or Inzamam??

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nice guy
Re: who will come first in the race
by nice guy on Nov 09, 2010 06:36 PM
road roller

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Akhilesh Chellani
Re: who will come first in the race
by Akhilesh Chellani on Nov 09, 2010 06:35 PM
Aalu:-)

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Sanjay
Here's the opposite version for men :-)
by Sanjay on Nov 09, 2010 06:33 PM  | Hide replies

It's only a WOMAN who can spend 5 hours on makeup / pampering and then keep saying " I'm not happy; I don't look good do I ? " :-)

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Roshni Dev
Re: Here's the opposite version for men :-)
by Roshni Dev on Nov 09, 2010 06:35 PM
well..

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