I remember when BCCI signed the contract for thousands of crores with IMG there was so much euphoria and all round upbeat mood spread in the media about how BCCI was able to generate so much of revenue and consequent benefits for developing cricketing infrastructure in the country.It was said that BCCI was the richest board and so was virtually controlling the world cricket.Perhaps because of such money power and connected clout Sharad Pawar is due to take over as the next ICC chief next month! Then how come now only Lalit Modi is being blamed for all the alleged corruption or financial irregularities ?BCCI or the GC would not take any share of blame now while they were taking all credit then ?
21 things that will happen when the IPL is nationalised:-
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1. The new Commissioner of the IPL replacing Lalit Modi will be an IAS officer of the 1989 batch, transferred from the Food Corporation of India.
2. Mayawati will demand however, that the new Chairman should be her own candidate, Mr. Dalit Modi.
3. The name of Mumbai Indians will immediately be changed to Mumbai Manus. It will naturally field only Maharashtrians (preferably Maharashtrian Brahmins). All other players will have their legs broken. Zaheer Khan will have his house burned down. So will Irfan Pathan, Yusuf Pathan and Mohd Kaif.
4. The Chennai Super Kings team will renamed Dravida Cricket Kazhagam. Subsequently one faction will break away and the team will split into DCK (DMK) and AIADCK, owing allegience to Karunanidhi and Jayalalitha respectively.
5. Each political party will have its own team: BJP Bandits, Congress Cobras, CPI Cadres, Samajwadi Strikers, CPM Comrades, Trinamul Tigers etc....
6. Auction of players will be replaced by teams calling for tenders for players. The lowest priced players will be picked.
7. Sonia Gandhi will insist that 30% of each team should be reserved for be women.
8. Mayawati will demand that SC/ST players will need to run for only 18 yards instead of 22 yards between the wickets.
9. Third Umpire requests will have to be filled in triplicate and duly notarized.
10. All Third Umpire decisions will be referred to a Joint Parlimentary Commiss
Re: What if IPL is nationalised
by siddhartha srivastava on May 17, 2010 06:27 PM
11. IPL tickets will henceforth be available at all post offices and BSNL centres from 10 a.m. to 12.45 p.m. The facility to purchase tickets on your cell-phone will immediately be withdrawn.
12. Replacing an injured foreign player can be done only through a Tatkal application submitted 48 hours after a Govt doctor examines him.
13. Cheerleaders will be replaced by retired Air-India flight attendants.
14. These new cheerleaders will perform the folk dances of the states they represent during breaks.
15. IPL matches will be shown only on Doordarshan. They will be telecast the day immediately following the match, from 4 a.m. to 7.30 a.m. and subsequently from 3.30 a.m. to 7p.m, subject to satellite link-up availability.
16. Between each innings break, Doordarshan will telecast the news in Hindi, followed by news for the hearing impaired.
17. 'Agricultural shots' can be played only during the phase of the game termed 'Krishi Darshan".
18. There will be no matches on weekends or on national/ regional holidays.
19. The three stumps will be painted saffron, white and green.
20. Bowlers will have to bowl sarpatti and ghasssarkundi balls to the reserved players.
21. Pakistan will immediately announce its intention to start its own version of the tournament called PPL and Mr Zardari will make a visit to Washington to meeet President Obama and seek an additional grant of $1 billion to fund it.
Re: Re: What if IPL is nationalised
by john rambo on May 17, 2010 06:37 PM
hehehe......Funny!! It was a boring day in Office here but now i feel better..
Will forward this to other corrupt employ in the office...THANX
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by siddhartha srivastava on May 17, 2010 06:39 PM
Sarcastic comments are fumy at times. I am happy to make at least one person feel better.
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by omi on May 18, 2010 11:37 AM
who the hell r u to comment on we maharashtrian people ?? u ppl from north come in our state and take away our jobs ....... U all northies r F**L's
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by siddhartha srivastava on May 25, 2010 01:11 PM
some people are so unfortunate that they will never be able to laugh. Thats all I can say. I will pray for you.
Re: Re: Re: What if IPL is nationalised
by john rambo on May 17, 2010 06:39 PM
Moral of this 21 Points is :: Everything Nationalized in India is basically Privatized!!!
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by sudhir dhar on May 18, 2010 02:50 AM
Siddharta , if u copied, thanks for posting. If this ur original writeup, Man u r the best, u made me laugh on a sad day of my life. God bless u bro!! Jai Gopal Ki!!!
@ lalit k modi: Where are the Name of the Other conspirators which u said in the final match? How long we have to wait...till next IPL4 is over? Or is it inside the IPL-world-encyclopedia 15,0000 pages??
Re: BCCI freindly now... 2 many pages 2 read...?
by john rambo on May 17, 2010 05:44 PM
All this therefore can be resovled in a freindly manner....between Modi Vs. BCCI under the poolicy of maha chors
