This Kapil reminds me of Bubba joke...its really funny. Kapil was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Kapil how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Kapil and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Kapil! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Kapil's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Kapil that he thinks Kapil's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Kapil says. "President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Kapil says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Kapil on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Kapil, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Kapil, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Kapil. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." COntd....
Re: Bubba joke
by Prasiddha Tuladhar on Jan 22, 2010 04:47 PM
So off they fly to Rome. Kapil and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Kapil says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." and he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Kapil emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Kapil returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Kapil asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Kapil?"
Kapil Thakur mUST bE aWARED yAAR!! hE HAS Photograph with almost very celebrities!! I Requesrt Rediff , please award This Guy Who You created!! Even He became celebraty by rediff
Re: @Kapil Thakur
by againstpseudos on Jan 24, 2010 10:08 AM
seriously... If his snaps are not fake, then he sure himself should be called a celebrity now. For any Chandigarh snap, I anticipate it would be Kapil!
in every photo Kapil paaji looks different some times with blck goggles without CAP, sometimes with Cap without goggles, and now with french beard.He is a multifaceted/multitalented personality. Bollywood will be rich with such a personality
in every photo Kapil paaji looks different some times with blck goggles without CAP, sometimes with Cap without goggles, and now with french beard.He is a multifaceted/multitalented personality. Bollywood will be rich with such a personality
